The best cover letter I've ever written

GnomeQueenGnomeQueen The Lulz QueenMountain Dew Mouth Icrontian
edited March 2010 in Lifestyle
The best cover letter I've ever written

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  • Cliff_ForsterCliff_Forster Icrontian
    edited February 2010
    For a moment there I thought I might be reading some of the dialogue from Deadwood, except without all the swearing.

    Nicely done, but I think I will have to read it again to be certain of exactly what you said. My short assumption is that your awesome, supremely qualified, and are not opposed to bribing officials with sweet cake?
  • waxwax the neroberg Icrontian
    edited February 2010
    a: mine was better
    b: tmf's HR dept probably anne and eli's friends
    c: the game
  • GnomeQueenGnomeQueen The Lulz Queen Mountain Dew Mouth Icrontian
    edited February 2010
    wax wrote:
    a: mine was better
    b: tmf's HR dept probably anne and eli's friends
    c: the game

    Well, show us your letter! :D
  • chrisWhitechrisWhite Littleton, CO
    edited February 2010
    Meh.







    (kidding, that was awesome!)
  • GargGarg Purveyor of Lincoln Nightmares Icrontian
    edited February 2010
    Should have gone with a Bel-Air.
  • UPSLynxUPSLynx :KAPPA: Redwood City, CA Icrontian
    edited February 2010
    That was incredible. By the Fool denying you the job, they are essentially denying America.
  • ThraxThrax 🐌 Austin, TX Icrontian
    edited February 2010
    And that's just damn unpatriotic.
  • WinfreyWinfrey waddafuh Missouri Icrontian
    edited February 2010
    Ask not what GQ can do for you,
    But what you can do for GQ!
  • KoreishKoreish I'm a penguin, deal with it. KCMO Icrontian
    edited February 2010
    You should try the "I have a Dream" speech next. Surefire employment right there.
  • poofiepoofie Baltimore, MD Icrontian
    edited March 2010
    nd8wur.jpg

    i apologize.
  • ThraxThrax 🐌 Austin, TX Icrontian
    edited March 2010
    /kanyeshrug
  • RyderRyder Kalamazoo, Mi Icrontian
    edited March 2010
    poofie wrote:
    i apologize.
    No you don't.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited March 2010
    lol poofie... <3
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