Steve Jobs is using porn as the mechanism by which he can justify keeping the app store on lockdown, thereby ensuring his precious revenue stream. After all, who would willingly argue against a man so evidently fervent in protecting the children from the evils of tittays? That would just be dumb.
To be fair, there are iPhone-specific porn sites out there. iPad sites are certainly coming (heh), if not already here. Feel free to get one and porn it up, Magic!
Well, there's a chance Jobs can do it. You see, Sj has declared war on Flash (read war on the most popular porn movie format) and he's gonna win. YouTube, Vimeo and others have already switched to h.264 and got their apps for ipad approved.
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Steve Jobs is using porn as the mechanism by which he can justify keeping the app store on lockdown, thereby ensuring his precious revenue stream. After all, who would willingly argue against a man so evidently fervent in protecting the children from the evils of tittays? That would just be dumb.
Remember the last time he got thrown out of Apple?
WWSJND. Whats the N for...?
What Would Steve Job's Niece Do.
Hm.