He's probably talking about that new patch that Valve's just put out the other day you know the one where there is a 1 in 2392875 chance of a Super Golden Wrench to drop after you play and win a 2Fort mission that took 40 minutes or more I didn't get one myself but my father's brother's cousin's nephew's former room mate just got one and was asking me if I wanted it and if I did I could totally give it away to one of the guys at Icrontic so who wants it??????
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I have 100+ fetishes about wenches...do dat count?!
You could almost say that it has zero punctuation
I'M LAUGHING FOR REAL RIGHT NOW.