[BLOG] Fun times in customer service
GnomeQueen
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A friend of my, Lloyd, works at a major electronics retailer in the computer section. He's one of their top sellers, and has been working there for a while. Lloyd is also a huge black gay guy, but it's not readily apparent that he's gay.
Yesterday, a man came in looking for a new laptop. He's swearing up a storm to begin with, but things got interesting when Lloyd asked him what he was looking to use the laptop for.
"Well you know," he said, swaggering a bit, "I want to download music and look at video, but none a that f****t sh*t, none a that f*****T porn. Maybe some regular porn. But really, no f*****t sh*t."
Lloyd just kind of looked at him with a dumbfounded glaze on his face, and then repeated, "No f****t sh*t?"
The guy grinned then, and nodded. "No f****t sh*t"
Llloyd then nodded, and took him over the laptops, and sold him an Acer A-250, after assuring him many times that despite its price of about $300 it was a top-of-the-line laptop and would serve all his needs.
When he was checking out, the man turned to him, and said, "You sure this is gonna do everything I need? It's just really cheap," (It's worth mentioning at this point that this computer had a Pentium 4, 1 gig of ram, and an onboard 128 meg graphics accelerator that pulled from the ram. It was also running Vista Home Premium).
Lloyd just smiled knowingly and nodded his head. "This laptop will do everything you need and more"
Yesterday, a man came in looking for a new laptop. He's swearing up a storm to begin with, but things got interesting when Lloyd asked him what he was looking to use the laptop for.
"Well you know," he said, swaggering a bit, "I want to download music and look at video, but none a that f****t sh*t, none a that f*****T porn. Maybe some regular porn. But really, no f*****t sh*t."
Lloyd just kind of looked at him with a dumbfounded glaze on his face, and then repeated, "No f****t sh*t?"
The guy grinned then, and nodded. "No f****t sh*t"
Llloyd then nodded, and took him over the laptops, and sold him an Acer A-250, after assuring him many times that despite its price of about $300 it was a top-of-the-line laptop and would serve all his needs.
When he was checking out, the man turned to him, and said, "You sure this is gonna do everything I need? It's just really cheap," (It's worth mentioning at this point that this computer had a Pentium 4, 1 gig of ram, and an onboard 128 meg graphics accelerator that pulled from the ram. It was also running Vista Home Premium).
Lloyd just smiled knowingly and nodded his head. "This laptop will do everything you need and more"
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