[BLOG] A Poem for Eliza Masters

Cliff_ForsterCliff_Forster Icrontian
edited November -1 in Community
To Eliza Masters wife of the mighty Ken,
Never do you fret when he practices a HADOUKEN!,
Many months pregnant with his first child,
Never would you stop Ken from getting a little wild,
For your warrior Ken has a fighters heart,
You've surely known that from the very start,
When the time comes for an unsanctioned illegal brawl,
You just say, Honey, its okay go ahead, beat them all!,
So to you Eliza, all men owe this debt of gratitude,
For standing by your man, and not acting like a prude.

Comments

  • UPSLynxUPSLynx :KAPPA: Redwood City, CA Icrontian
    manly tears.

    Did you write this? It is awesome.
  • KoreishKoreish I'm a penguin, deal with it. KCMO Icrontian
    Men don't cry, not even tears of manliness.
  • Cliff_ForsterCliff_Forster Icrontian
    I was playing the game last night and it occurred to me how amazingly cool Eliza Masters would be if she actually existed. Obviously the stuff of fantasy. Go be yourself dear, I'll be here when you get back.

    So yeah, I wrote that one, hopefully worth a small chuckle. I wonder if there is a market for gaming related geek poetry???
  • cherplunkacherplunka Sunnyvale, CA Icrontian
    so awesome, too bad it's about ken.
  • rolleggrollrolleggroll Next to a bowl of rice
    I'm with cherplunka on this one. Awesome poem about Eliza Masters. Too bad its too closely associated with Ken.
  • poofiepoofie Baltimore, MD Icrontian
    Tammy Wynette would be proud. stand by your man, Eliza.
  • UPSLynxUPSLynx :KAPPA: Redwood City, CA Icrontian
    KEN FIGHTER FOOOUUUUURRRR!

    Need more chun li poems. and guile. and vega.
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