Downtime this evening
Me: " I need memcached"
Sysadmin 1: "You already have it."
Me: "No I don't."
Sysadmin 1: "Yes you do it's right here"
Me: "That's memcache (no 'd')."
Sysadmin 2: "OK I will install it but you're running PHP 5.1. Can I upgrade it to 5.2?"
Me: "I'm on PHP 5.3. WTF."
Sysadmin 3: "Then where is it?"
Me: "Try the 'locate' command. It's right where your sysadmin installed it 18 months ago."
Sysadmin 3: "This is confusing. Can I delete the copy of PHP 5.1?"
Me: "Sure. We only use PHP 5.3"
Sysadmin 3: "Turns out they were hooked together and I broke all the things."
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Sysadmin 1: "You already have it."
Me: "No I don't."
Sysadmin 1: "Yes you do it's right here"
Me: "That's memcache (no 'd')."
Sysadmin 2: "OK I will install it but you're running PHP 5.1. Can I upgrade it to 5.2?"
Me: "I'm on PHP 5.3. WTF."
Sysadmin 3: "Then where is it?"
Me: "Try the 'locate' command. It's right where your sysadmin installed it 18 months ago."
Sysadmin 3: "This is confusing. Can I delete the copy of PHP 5.1?"
Me: "Sure. We only use PHP 5.3"
Sysadmin 3: "Turns out they were hooked together and I broke all the things."
[/scene]
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Pretty please, would someone tell the spell checker that Icrontic is a valid word - it keeps highlighting it, and I keep doing double-takes and checking the spelling.
There will be database maintenance tonight at midnight. This will involve up to 30 minutes of downtime, but hopefully only a few minutes.
I also upgraded the server to have double memory last night, but that looks like it was probably a waste of money at this point.
In any case, we're now protected (again, finally) by properly configured caching as of 11AM ET this morning and have 4 GB of spare RAM in case everything goes south. If the server crashes again, I'm retiring.
To their credit, the hosting team caught and solved the MySQL table issue with aplomb.