midga"There's so much hot dog in Rome" ~digi(> ^.(> O_o)>Icrontian
edited January 2013
Okay, so first things first, yes, they really are magical. (Try try try to understand... )
Now, I'm going to say up-front, social gaming will still trump this stuff. I'm not gonna nix my only real regular social activity for the sake of this competition. I'm also going to have days where fuck you I need to actually de-stress, so playing something else. If these things DQ me (lol Dairy Queen), well, I guess I'll just be DQ'd (or actually do shit besides gaming, which isn't a bad idea...). Won't stop me from participating, cause I wanna do this. Of course, this is going to take years, but I'm (kinda/almost/maybe/nopenotreally/I'llprobablygiveupeventually) okay with that.
So, I'm just gonna toss my whole list on here (mostly cause lazy, also cause at work). TBH, I don't actually remember what all I've beaten, so I guess I'll just say as I come to it. Also, some of these I've owned in other formats and just picked up on Steam for convenience, so 0 hours doesn't necessarily mean not-played. I'll be honest, but I'm also pretty sure that by five years from now nobody's going to even give a fuck anymore.
Anyway, here's the list. If you have a slow computer, I'm sorry about crashing you.
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Apparently there's a character limit for posts. Huh.
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midga"There's so much hot dog in Rome" ~digi(> ^.(> O_o)>Icrontian
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name hoursOnRecord 1000 Amps 0.6 A Valley Without Wind 2.6 A Valley Without Wind 2 AaAaAA!!! - A Reckless Disregard for Gravity 1.7 AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! for the Awesome Ace of Spades AI War: Fleet Command AirMech 1 Alice: Madness Returns Alien Zombie Megadeath Aliens versus Predator Classic 2000 2.3 Aliens vs. Predator Alliance of Valiant Arms 0.5 Altitude 5.9 Amnesia: The Dark Descent Analogue: A Hate Story And Yet It Moves Anna 3.8 Anomaly Warzone Earth Aquaria Arcadia ArcaniA – Gothic 4 ArtRage Studio Pro Assassin's Creed 9.7 Astro Tripper Atom Zombie Smasher Audiosurf 0.4 Auditorium AVSEQ 0.1 Awesomenauts 2.2 Aztaka Back to the Future: Ep 1 - It's About Time 2 Back to the Future: Ep 2 - Get Tannen! Back to the Future: Ep 3 - Citizen Brown Back to the Future: Ep 4 - Double Visions Back to the Future: Ep 5 - OUTATIME Bastion 15.9 Batman: Arkham City™ Beat Hazard 13.5 BEEP Ben There, Dan That! 0.3 Beyond Good & Evil BioShock BioShock 2 BIT.TRIP BEAT 1.9 BIT.TRIP CORE 0.5 BIT.TRIP RUNNER 1.2 BIT.TRIP VOID 0.6 Blocks That Matter Blueberry Garden 0.9 Blur 5.7 Borderlands 9.6 Borderlands 2 83 Borderlands DLC: Claptrap’s New Robot Revolution Borderlands DLC: Mad Moxxi's Underdome Riot Borderlands DLC: The Secret Armory of General Knoxx Borderlands DLC: The Zombie Island of Dr. Ned Botanicula 3.8 Braid 4.4 BRAINPIPE: A Plunge to Unhumanity 0.7 Breath of Death VII Bullet Candy 0.2 Bully: Scholarship Edition Bunch Of Heroes Burnout Paradise: The Ultimate Box 4.1 Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth 2.3 Capsized Caster 2.3 Castle Crashers 1.1 Castle Crashers - Blacksmith Pack Castle Crashers - Pink Knight Pack Cave Story+ 3.8 Chantelise 6.7 Cities XL 2011 Closure Cogs Commander Keen Complete Pack Coniclysm 1.6 Containment: The Zombie Puzzler Costume Quest Crayon Physics Deluxe 2.8 Crazy Machines 0.5 Crazy Machines 1.5 Inventors Training Camp Crazy Machines 1.5 New from the Lab Crazy Machines 2 Crazy Machines 2: Fluid Add-On Cthulhu Saves the World Dark Messiah Might and Magic Multi-Player Dark Messiah Might and Magic Single Player Darkest Hour: Europe '44-'45 Darksiders Darwinia Dead Pixels Dear Esther 3 Death and the Fly DEFCON Defense Grid: Resurgence Map Pack 1 Defense Grid: Resurgence Map Pack 2 Defense Grid: Resurgence Map Pack 3 Defense Grid: Resurgence Map Pack 4 Defense Grid: The Awakening 1.5 Defy Gravity Deponia Dragon Age: Origins - Ultimate Edition Drawn: The Painted Tower 3.4 Dreamfall: The Longest Journey Droplitz 0.5 Duke Nukem Forever Dungeon Defenders Dungeons of Dredmor Dustforce 1.8 Dwarfs!? 0.5 E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy 6.6 Earthworm Jim Earthworm Jim 2 Earthworm Jim 3D EDGE Edna & Harvey: Harvey's New Eyes 8.6 Eets Endless Space 13.3 Eschalon: Book 1 2.4 Eternity's Child Eufloria 19.7 Everyday Shooter 6.6 Evochron Mercenary 0.9 Fallout: New Vegas 49 Far Cry 0.8 FATALE From Dust 3.8 FTL: Faster Than Light Garry's Mod Geneforge 1 Geneforge 2 Geneforge 3 Geneforge 4 Geneforge 5 Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved Gish Gothic Gothic 3 Gothic 3 Forsaken Gods Enhanced Edition Gothic II: Gold Edition Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Gratuitous Space Battles 2.7 GRID GridRunner Revolution 1 Gumboy Crazy Features Gumboy Tournament Gumboy: Crazy Adventures Hack, Slash, Loot 26.8 Half Minute Hero: Super Mega Neo Climax Ultimate Boy 0.4 Half-Life Half-Life 2 Half-Life 2: Deathmatch Half-Life 2: Episode One Half-Life 2: Episode Two Half-Life 2: Lost Coast Hamilton's Great Adventure Hamlet or the last game without MMORPG features, shaders and product placement Hammerfight Hard Reset 7.8 Hard Reset: Exile DLC Hector: Ep 1 3.1 Hector: Ep 2 4.9 Hector: Ep 3 5.5 Hell Yeah! Home 1.4 Hotline Miami 2.8
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midga"There's so much hot dog in Rome" ~digi(> ^.(> O_o)>Icrontian
I Am Alive 5.1 IL-2 Sturmovik: 1946 Indie Game: The Movie Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet 0.7 Insaniquarium! Deluxe 6.8 Inside a Star-filled Sky 0.2 Jamestown Jet Set Radio Jolly Rover 2.4 Kaptain Brawe 2.9 King Arthur: Collection 0.7 Krater L.A. Noire Left 4 Dead 7.2 Legend of Grimrock 3.7 LIMBO Little Inferno Lost Planet: Extreme Condition Lucidity 0.3 Lucius Lugaru HD 1.4 Lume 1.5 Lunar Flight Machinarium Magic: The Gathering — Duels of the Planeswalkers 2012 5.4 Magicka 6.5 Magicka: Final Frontier Magicka: Frozen Lake Magicka: Holiday Spirit Item Pack Magicka: Nippon Magicka: Party Robes Magicka: The Watchtower Magicka: Vietnam Magicka: Wizard's Survival Kit Mare Nostrum Mark of the Ninja 13 Mass Effect McPixel 1.3 Metal Drift 1.3 Miasmata Mightier 0.8 Mini Ninjas 3 Monday Night Combat Monkey Island 2: Special Edition Mount & Blade 55.3 Mount & Blade: Warband 56 Mount & Blade: With Fire and Sword 18.5 Mr. Robot Multiwinia Mutant Storm Reloaded 1.2 NecroVisioN NecrovisioN: Lost Company Nexuiz Nexuiz Beta Nexuiz STUPID Mode NightSky Numen: Contest of Heroes 0.4 Oddworld: Abe's Exoddus Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two Osmos 6.7 Overlord II Peggle Deluxe 0.8 Penny Arcade's On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness 3 Penumbra: Black Plague Penumbra: Overture Penumbra: Requiem Pid PixelJunk Eden 3.3 Plain Sight 0.3 Plants vs. Zombies: Game of the Year 1.9 Poker Night at the Inventory 4.9 Portal 0.8 Portal 2 Post Apocalyptic Mayhem Psychonauts Q.U.B.E. Quake Quake II Quake II: Ground Zero Quake II: The Reckoning Quake III Arena Quake III: Team Arena Quake Mission Pack 1: Scourge of Armagon Quake Mission Pack 2: Dissolution of Eternity Quantum Conundrum Raycatcher 0.8 Really Big Sky Realm of the Mad God 0.3 Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale 35.2 Red Orchestra: Ostfront 41-45 Revenge of the Titans 2.1 Risen Rock of Ages Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken 0.4 Runaway: A Road Adventure Rune Classic 2.4 Runespell: Overture RUSH S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Call of Pripyat S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl 1.6 Saints Row: The Third 60.2 Sam & Max 101: Culture Shock 2.9 Sam & Max 102: Situation: Comedy Sam & Max 103: The Mole, the Mob and the Meatball 1.8 Sam & Max 104: Abe Lincoln Must Die! 6.8 Sam & Max 105: Reality 2.0 3.3 Sam & Max 106: Bright Side of the Moon 3.2 Sam & Max 201: Ice Station Santa 3.6 Sam & Max 202: Moai Better Blues 3.2 Sam & Max 203: Night of the Raving Dead 5.8 Sam & Max 204: Chariots of the Dogs 4 Sam & Max 205: What's New Beelzebub? 5 Sam & Max 301: The Penal Zone 5.4 Sam & Max 302: The Tomb of Sammun-Mak 3.2 Sam & Max 303: They Stole Max's Brain! Sam & Max 304: Beyond the Alley of the Dolls Sam & Max 305: The City that Dares not Sleep Samorost 2 2.3 Sanctum Scoregasm 2.7 Scribblenauts Unlimited Secret of the Magic Crystal 1 SEGA Genesis & Mega Drive Classics 0.2 Sequence 2.1 Serious Sam 3: BFE 1.9 Serious Sam Classic: The First Encounter Serious Sam Classic: The Second Encounter Serious Sam Double D 0.3 Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter 1.3 Serious Sam: The Random Encounter 1.2 Shank 2.6 Shank 2 Shatter 0.6 Shattered Horizon Shoot Many Robots 0.5 Sid Meier's Civilization III: Complete 6 Sid Meier's Civilization IV Sid Meier's Civilization IV Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Beyond the Sword Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Beyond the Sword Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Colonization Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Colonization Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Warlords Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Warlords Sid Meier's Civilization V 69.9 SimCity 4 Deluxe 2.5 Sine Mora 1.4 SkyDrift 2 Sleeping Dogs™ Solar 2 4.4 Sonic Adventure DX Sonic Adventure™ 2 Sonic Adventure™ 2: Battle Mode DLC Sonic and SEGA All Stars Racing Sonic CD Sonic Generations SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 4 Episode I SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 4 Episode II Space Pirates and Zombies 16.1 Space Quest Collection 0.5 Space Siege SpaceChem 0.3 Spectraball 0.2 Spore 10.3 Stacking Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Starscape 10.1 Steel Storm: Burning Retribution Strong Bad Episode 1: Homestar Ruiner 4.2 Strong Bad Episode 2: Strong Badia the Free 1.6 Strong Bad Episode 3: Baddest of the Bands Strong Bad Episode 4: Dangeresque 3 Strong Bad Episode 5: 8-Bit Is Enough Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse Super Meat Boy 0.1 Super Monday Night Combat 28.7 Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP 6 Swords and Soldiers HD 3.9 Syberia Syberia 2 Take On Helicopters Team Fortress 2 367.1 Team Fortress 2 Beta Terraria 1 Test Drive Unlimited 2 The Baconing The Ball The Basement Collection 12.9 The Binding of Isaac 7.7 The Cave 3.8 The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim 92.3 The Graveyard The Longest Journey The Path 0.7 The Polynomial 1.5 The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition The Ship The Ship Single Player The Ship Tutorial The Tiny Bang Story 0.4 The Void The Wonderful End of the World They Bleed Pixels 2.2 Thief 2 Thief Gold Thief: Deadly Shadows Thirty Flights of Loving 0.3 Time Gentlemen, Please! Tiny and Big: Grandpa's Leftovers 4.3 Titan Attacks Tobe's Vertical Adventure 0.3 Toki Tori Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter 2 Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Desert Siege Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Island Thunder Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Double Agent Tomb Raider: Anniversary 0.8 Torchlight Torchlight II 14.4 Towns 16.3 TRAUMA Tribes: Ascend 2.7 Trine 0.8 Trino 0.9 Universe Sandbox Unmechanical Unreal Gold Unreal II: The Awakening Unreal Tournament 2004 Unreal Tournament 3: Black Edition 2.6 Unreal Tournament: Game of the Year Edition 1.6 Uplink 0.5 VVVVVV 1.6 Wallace & Gromit Ep 1: Fright of the Bumblebees 3 Wallace & Gromit Ep 2: The Last Resort 2.9 Wallace & Gromit Ep 3: Muzzled! Wallace & Gromit Ep 4: The Bogey Man Wanderlust: Rebirth Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine Waves 2.8 Who's That Flying?! 0.6 Windosill 0.7 Winter Voices Wizorb 2.2 World of Goo 7.9 Worms Reloaded 0.4 X: Beyond the Frontier X2: The Threat X3: Albion Prelude X3: Reunion X3: Terran Conflict Xotic 1.1 X-Tension Zeno Clash 4.7 Zombie Driver 0.8
It's really about encouraging people to finish games, not necessarily zomg don't do anything else like Prime seemed to say at one point. Fuck that noise. I still play LoL and EVE
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midga"There's so much hot dog in Rome" ~digi(> ^.(> O_o)>Icrontian
Oh, that's not all backlog. That's all list. Like I said, I wasn't really in a position to pare it down, so I'm just gonna skip what I should skip. I'm pretty sure @Bandrik wins largest backlog...
It's really about encouraging people to finish games, not necessarily zomg don't do anything else like Prime seemed to say at one point. Fuck that noise. I still play LoL and EVE
Oh, that's not all backlog. That's all list. Like I said, I wasn't really in a position to pare it down, so I'm just gonna skip what I should skip. I'm pretty sure @Bandrik wins largest backlog...
It's really about encouraging people to finish games, not necessarily zomg don't do anything else like Prime seemed to say at one point. Fuck that noise. I still play LoL and EVE
midga"There's so much hot dog in Rome" ~digi(> ^.(> O_o)>Icrontian
edited January 2013
Okay, so 1000 Amps? It's shit. The concept is solid, and the music is nice, but the execution is something I'd expect from a free indie game fifteen years ago. /Maybe/ from a 2007 Flash game. If nothing else, I find it inexcusable for a game to allow me to become irreconcilably stuck. If it were possible, I'd return it. As it stands, I'm going to uninstall and move on.
Next on the list, A Valley Without Wind (if we consider the whitespace in our alphabetizing). I've played over two hours, but the only thing I remember is that it /almost/ works with a controller; sadly you still have to use the mouse and keyboard fairly frequently. I'll probably start over considering I just jumped in and had no idea what was going on.
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Just to be clear, I know I'm technically skipping a game here. Considering the length of the list, and the fact that I'd probably sell the game to a pawn shop for a nickel if I had it in physical form, I feel fully justified. As far as I'm concerned, the only reason it's still in my library is because there's no benefit to removing it.
When that happened to me, I considered myself having bailed on the challenge.
That's cool. I have different expectations and goals in this. If I come across a game that I would rather delete than play, particularly when due to massive design flaws, it is not worth my time to just suffer through it anyway. The overall goal of playing through my whole collection is much more important to me than any individual game. There will be games I will stick it out and suffer through difficult and painful bits of. I also won't skip games I'm simply "not that interested in." Sure, I could say, "Oh well, first game incomplete. I give up. Challenge over." That seems counterproductive and not in the spirit of the challenge, though. I am going to play all of the unplayed games (melting mirthful maidenheads? get it? LAWL). I will play my fill, or beat them, or discover they are garbage, or whatever. Like I said before, no fucks given if I'm DQ'd; this is bigger than badges.
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midga"There's so much hot dog in Rome" ~digi(> ^.(> O_o)>Icrontian
edited February 2013
Well, I've been enjoying the hell out of A Valley Without Wind. Even as a keyboard+mouse platformer (normally not a fan) it's very solid. The city-building elements I'm not that into, but you can basically turn it off. It's kinda neat in that regard; there's separate difficulty sliders for the city management, the platforming, and the combat. I haven't moved them from default, but I might just to see what happens. My biggest complaint is that the game is HUGE. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE. I can't possibly convey how large it is without using tags for increasing my font size (Results Guaranteed!). I'll try, though...
So, you're on a continent. That continent is made up of probably ~100 squares or so called regions. Each region is an area that seems to be about 10-12 platforming screens. This is the surface. Then, each of these screens has a chance to have abandoned buildings (2-20 or maybe more rooms), caves (more than buildings, and bigger rooms), missions (short), and maybe other stuff. Each cave (maybe buildings, I haven't seen this in them yet though) can have buildings, missions, entrances to deeper caves, etc. Now, zoom out a bit. To go through a single region, it took me hours. There are probably around a hundred of these on a continent, and when you beat the overlord of a continent, you GO TO A NEW CONTINENT. There is no end. You don't even have a way to end the character as when you die, your "glyph" goes to a new person. It's a massive game that is literally infinite. I'm probably gonna quit at 10 hours and move on to the sequal just to see if it's any better.
I recommend it, but only if you can curb your completionist urges.
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Oh, and with all that, I'm still doing level 1 stuff. MMOs got nothin' on this.
The Mitey Worriers tried Valley without wind, thinking it would be a cool co-op exploration game. It was neat until we all got stuck in a room with no exit, and spend an hour trying to figure it out before we quit. We found out later that the missing door was a bug in a build that was only live on the day we played, but we still haven't been back since. Perhaps it's time to give it another shot.
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midga"There's so much hot dog in Rome" ~digi(> ^.(> O_o)>Icrontian
@CB I have no idea what it'd be like multiplayer, but if you want another player, I'd like to give it a try
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midga"There's so much hot dog in Rome" ~digi(> ^.(> O_o)>Icrontian
Okay, I'm 11 hours into AVWW, and I've defeated the first sublieutenant. Since this is technically an endless game, I'm going to call it good for now and move on to the sequel. It's a good game, but I'll hold off on recommending it until I see what they did with AVWW2.
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midga"There's so much hot dog in Rome" ~digi(> ^.(> O_o)>Icrontian
Okay, so I'd actually written that last post about six hours earlier and just forgot to post it. By then, I'd played a couple hours of AVWW2. It's....different. There's more emphasis on the strategy part (it's been boosted from just general strategy to a sort of turn-based system), and most everything else is streamlined and simplified. I'm not going to say that's a good thing, though it's not a bad thing. It can be played with a controller (mouse for some menu stuff still), which is a nice change, but you lose the put-platforms-almost-anywhere aspect which was such a defining feature of the first game. The music got a pretty huge upgrade (though I don't know if I like it better than the chiptunes from the first), as did the graphics. It's also not NEARLY as open-ended as the first; all that bit within a bit within a bit within a bit has been slimmed down significantly, and this one doesn't even have graphic spatial-relation diagrams (it doesn't need them) (and yes, I could have said "maps" but that wouldn't be entirely accurate).
All in all, it's kinda nice that they're two rather different games with a similar style and the same general setting. I recommend them both, especially if you enjoy both strategy games and action platformers. I turned the strategy element down...it's just not my thing. I'll be playing this one at least the ten hours, and it's pretty certain I'll be going back to the first at some point as well.
Be warned, it is possible for the game to start you in a position where you can't even progress, but you can tell rather early on, and it was solved by deleting that world generation and restarting. Was a bit annoying, but the game technically isn't complete yet, and I've got a feeling the chances of that happening are rather low. It would, actually, probably be completely bypassed if you skipped the tutorial.
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midga"There's so much hot dog in Rome" ~digi(> ^.(> O_o)>Icrontian
So, being in a hotel in Abilene with my laptop and crappy internets, I wasn't going to bother playing anything I'd actually write here about. I ended up cleaning off my hard drive, though, and in the process noticed "Hamlet or the last game without MMORPG features, shaders and product placement" in my list. I had snagged it because title, interesting premise and decent art, and decided it looked short enough to play tonight.
Well, it delivered on the title, premise and art. Holy crap it sucked, though. It sucked bad enough that I recommend you just don't play it. The story was fun, the art was cool, but the gameplay was so bad I only finished it so I wouldn't have to play it again later.
So, at first glance it seems like your typical point-and-click adventure game. A fairly simple one at that, having no inventory. Between puzzles that required fast clicking of tiny targets, discovering that what I thought was a help system of sorts was actually part of some puzzles, puzzles that any functional three-year-old could have done, and a color-based puzzle that was not only designed difficult for a colorblind person to navigate (there were actually two), but even MENTIONED COLORBLINDNESS IN THE SETUP (dicks), I found myself bouncing between completely bored and entirely frustrated like a Pong pixel on meth. The paddles would be boredom and frustration. Yeah, it's late.
Don't buy this game. Don't play this game. Do gift it to your sibling's asshole children for Christmas.
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midga"There's so much hot dog in Rome" ~digi(> ^.(> O_o)>Icrontian
Well....I beat A Valley Without Wind 2. At least, I think I did. I beat the final boss, got the achievements, and then nothing happened. I went back to that room a few times, but nothing. Yay beta.
Anyway, 17 hours and 137 achievements (I think these game designers missed the point of achievements...) and I'm calling it beat. Definitely a good game. Definitely wait until it's no longer in beta. Go play the first one while you wait.
midga
"There's so much hot dog in Rome" ~digi(> ^.(> O_o)> Icrontian
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Now, I'm going to say up-front, social gaming will still trump this stuff. I'm not gonna nix my only real regular social activity for the sake of this competition. I'm also going to have days where fuck you I need to actually de-stress, so playing something else. If these things DQ me (lol Dairy Queen), well, I guess I'll just be DQ'd (or actually do shit besides gaming, which isn't a bad idea...). Won't stop me from participating, cause I wanna do this. Of course, this is going to take years, but I'm (kinda/almost/maybe/nopenotreally/I'llprobablygiveupeventually) okay with that.
So, I'm just gonna toss my whole list on here (mostly cause lazy, also cause at work). TBH, I don't actually remember what all I've beaten, so I guess I'll just say as I come to it. Also, some of these I've owned in other formats and just picked up on Steam for convenience, so 0 hours doesn't necessarily mean not-played. I'll be honest, but I'm also pretty sure that by five years from now nobody's going to even give a fuck anymore.
Anyway, here's the list. If you have a slow computer, I'm sorry about crashing you.
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Apparently there's a character limit for posts. Huh.
1000 Amps 0.6
A Valley Without Wind 2.6
A Valley Without Wind 2
AaAaAA!!! - A Reckless Disregard for Gravity 1.7
AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! for the Awesome
Ace of Spades
AI War: Fleet Command
AirMech 1
Alice: Madness Returns
Alien Zombie Megadeath
Aliens versus Predator Classic 2000 2.3
Aliens vs. Predator
Alliance of Valiant Arms 0.5
Altitude 5.9
Amnesia: The Dark Descent
Analogue: A Hate Story
And Yet It Moves
Anna 3.8
Anomaly Warzone Earth
Aquaria
Arcadia
ArcaniA – Gothic 4
ArtRage Studio Pro
Assassin's Creed 9.7
Astro Tripper
Atom Zombie Smasher
Audiosurf 0.4
Auditorium
AVSEQ 0.1
Awesomenauts 2.2
Aztaka
Back to the Future: Ep 1 - It's About Time 2
Back to the Future: Ep 2 - Get Tannen!
Back to the Future: Ep 3 - Citizen Brown
Back to the Future: Ep 4 - Double Visions
Back to the Future: Ep 5 - OUTATIME
Bastion 15.9
Batman: Arkham City™
Beat Hazard 13.5
BEEP
Ben There, Dan That! 0.3
Beyond Good & Evil
BioShock
BioShock 2
BIT.TRIP BEAT 1.9
BIT.TRIP CORE 0.5
BIT.TRIP RUNNER 1.2
BIT.TRIP VOID 0.6
Blocks That Matter
Blueberry Garden 0.9
Blur 5.7
Borderlands 9.6
Borderlands 2 83
Borderlands DLC: Claptrap’s New Robot Revolution
Borderlands DLC: Mad Moxxi's Underdome Riot
Borderlands DLC: The Secret Armory of General Knoxx
Borderlands DLC: The Zombie Island of Dr. Ned
Botanicula 3.8
Braid 4.4
BRAINPIPE: A Plunge to Unhumanity 0.7
Breath of Death VII
Bullet Candy 0.2
Bully: Scholarship Edition
Bunch Of Heroes
Burnout Paradise: The Ultimate Box 4.1
Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth 2.3
Capsized
Caster 2.3
Castle Crashers 1.1
Castle Crashers - Blacksmith Pack
Castle Crashers - Pink Knight Pack
Cave Story+ 3.8
Chantelise 6.7
Cities XL 2011
Closure
Cogs
Commander Keen Complete Pack
Coniclysm 1.6
Containment: The Zombie Puzzler
Costume Quest
Crayon Physics Deluxe 2.8
Crazy Machines 0.5
Crazy Machines 1.5 Inventors Training Camp
Crazy Machines 1.5 New from the Lab
Crazy Machines 2
Crazy Machines 2: Fluid Add-On
Cthulhu Saves the World
Dark Messiah Might and Magic Multi-Player
Dark Messiah Might and Magic Single Player
Darkest Hour: Europe '44-'45
Darksiders
Darwinia
Dead Pixels
Dear Esther 3
Death and the Fly
DEFCON
Defense Grid: Resurgence Map Pack 1
Defense Grid: Resurgence Map Pack 2
Defense Grid: Resurgence Map Pack 3
Defense Grid: Resurgence Map Pack 4
Defense Grid: The Awakening 1.5
Defy Gravity
Deponia
Dragon Age: Origins - Ultimate Edition
Drawn: The Painted Tower 3.4
Dreamfall: The Longest Journey
Droplitz 0.5
Duke Nukem Forever
Dungeon Defenders
Dungeons of Dredmor
Dustforce 1.8
Dwarfs!? 0.5
E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy 6.6
Earthworm Jim
Earthworm Jim 2
Earthworm Jim 3D
EDGE
Edna & Harvey: Harvey's New Eyes 8.6
Eets
Endless Space 13.3
Eschalon: Book 1 2.4
Eternity's Child
Eufloria 19.7
Everyday Shooter 6.6
Evochron Mercenary 0.9
Fallout: New Vegas 49
Far Cry 0.8
FATALE
From Dust 3.8
FTL: Faster Than Light
Garry's Mod
Geneforge 1
Geneforge 2
Geneforge 3
Geneforge 4
Geneforge 5
Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved
Gish
Gothic
Gothic 3
Gothic 3 Forsaken Gods Enhanced Edition
Gothic II: Gold Edition
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Gratuitous Space Battles 2.7
GRID
GridRunner Revolution 1
Gumboy Crazy Features
Gumboy Tournament
Gumboy: Crazy Adventures
Hack, Slash, Loot 26.8
Half Minute Hero: Super Mega Neo Climax Ultimate Boy 0.4
Half-Life
Half-Life 2
Half-Life 2: Deathmatch
Half-Life 2: Episode One
Half-Life 2: Episode Two
Half-Life 2: Lost Coast
Hamilton's Great Adventure
Hamlet or the last game without MMORPG features, shaders and product placement
Hammerfight
Hard Reset 7.8
Hard Reset: Exile DLC
Hector: Ep 1 3.1
Hector: Ep 2 4.9
Hector: Ep 3 5.5
Hell Yeah!
Home 1.4
Hotline Miami 2.8
IL-2 Sturmovik: 1946
Indie Game: The Movie
Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet 0.7
Insaniquarium! Deluxe 6.8
Inside a Star-filled Sky 0.2
Jamestown
Jet Set Radio
Jolly Rover 2.4
Kaptain Brawe 2.9
King Arthur: Collection 0.7
Krater
L.A. Noire
Left 4 Dead 7.2
Legend of Grimrock 3.7
LIMBO
Little Inferno
Lost Planet: Extreme Condition
Lucidity 0.3
Lucius
Lugaru HD 1.4
Lume 1.5
Lunar Flight
Machinarium
Magic: The Gathering — Duels of the Planeswalkers 2012 5.4
Magicka 6.5
Magicka: Final Frontier
Magicka: Frozen Lake
Magicka: Holiday Spirit Item Pack
Magicka: Nippon
Magicka: Party Robes
Magicka: The Watchtower
Magicka: Vietnam
Magicka: Wizard's Survival Kit
Mare Nostrum
Mark of the Ninja 13
Mass Effect
McPixel 1.3
Metal Drift 1.3
Miasmata
Mightier 0.8
Mini Ninjas 3
Monday Night Combat
Monkey Island 2: Special Edition
Mount & Blade 55.3
Mount & Blade: Warband 56
Mount & Blade: With Fire and Sword 18.5
Mr. Robot
Multiwinia
Mutant Storm Reloaded 1.2
NecroVisioN
NecrovisioN: Lost Company
Nexuiz
Nexuiz Beta
Nexuiz STUPID Mode
NightSky
Numen: Contest of Heroes 0.4
Oddworld: Abe's Exoddus
Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee
On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One
On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two
Osmos 6.7
Overlord II
Peggle Deluxe 0.8
Penny Arcade's On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness 3
Penumbra: Black Plague
Penumbra: Overture
Penumbra: Requiem
Pid
PixelJunk Eden 3.3
Plain Sight 0.3
Plants vs. Zombies: Game of the Year 1.9
Poker Night at the Inventory 4.9
Portal 0.8
Portal 2
Post Apocalyptic Mayhem
Psychonauts
Q.U.B.E.
Quake
Quake II
Quake II: Ground Zero
Quake II: The Reckoning
Quake III Arena
Quake III: Team Arena
Quake Mission Pack 1: Scourge of Armagon
Quake Mission Pack 2: Dissolution of Eternity
Quantum Conundrum
Raycatcher 0.8
Really Big Sky
Realm of the Mad God 0.3
Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale 35.2
Red Orchestra: Ostfront 41-45
Revenge of the Titans 2.1
Risen
Rock of Ages
Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken 0.4
Runaway: A Road Adventure
Rune Classic 2.4
Runespell: Overture
RUSH
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Call of Pripyat
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl 1.6
Saints Row: The Third 60.2
Sam & Max 101: Culture Shock 2.9
Sam & Max 102: Situation: Comedy
Sam & Max 103: The Mole, the Mob and the Meatball 1.8
Sam & Max 104: Abe Lincoln Must Die! 6.8
Sam & Max 105: Reality 2.0 3.3
Sam & Max 106: Bright Side of the Moon 3.2
Sam & Max 201: Ice Station Santa 3.6
Sam & Max 202: Moai Better Blues 3.2
Sam & Max 203: Night of the Raving Dead 5.8
Sam & Max 204: Chariots of the Dogs 4
Sam & Max 205: What's New Beelzebub? 5
Sam & Max 301: The Penal Zone 5.4
Sam & Max 302: The Tomb of Sammun-Mak 3.2
Sam & Max 303: They Stole Max's Brain!
Sam & Max 304: Beyond the Alley of the Dolls
Sam & Max 305: The City that Dares not Sleep
Samorost 2 2.3
Sanctum
Scoregasm 2.7
Scribblenauts Unlimited
Secret of the Magic Crystal 1
SEGA Genesis & Mega Drive Classics 0.2
Sequence 2.1
Serious Sam 3: BFE 1.9
Serious Sam Classic: The First Encounter
Serious Sam Classic: The Second Encounter
Serious Sam Double D 0.3
Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter 1.3
Serious Sam: The Random Encounter 1.2
Shank 2.6
Shank 2
Shatter 0.6
Shattered Horizon
Shoot Many Robots 0.5
Sid Meier's Civilization III: Complete 6
Sid Meier's Civilization IV
Sid Meier's Civilization IV
Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Beyond the Sword
Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Beyond the Sword
Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Colonization
Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Colonization
Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Warlords
Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Warlords
Sid Meier's Civilization V 69.9
SimCity 4 Deluxe 2.5
Sine Mora 1.4
SkyDrift 2
Sleeping Dogs™
Solar 2 4.4
Sonic Adventure DX
Sonic Adventure™ 2
Sonic Adventure™ 2: Battle Mode DLC
Sonic and SEGA All Stars Racing
Sonic CD
Sonic Generations
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 4 Episode I
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 4 Episode II
Space Pirates and Zombies 16.1
Space Quest Collection 0.5
Space Siege
SpaceChem 0.3
Spectraball 0.2
Spore 10.3
Stacking
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Starscape 10.1
Steel Storm: Burning Retribution
Strong Bad Episode 1: Homestar Ruiner 4.2
Strong Bad Episode 2: Strong Badia the Free 1.6
Strong Bad Episode 3: Baddest of the Bands
Strong Bad Episode 4: Dangeresque 3
Strong Bad Episode 5: 8-Bit Is Enough
Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse
Super Meat Boy 0.1
Super Monday Night Combat 28.7
Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP 6
Swords and Soldiers HD 3.9
Syberia
Syberia 2
Take On Helicopters
Team Fortress 2 367.1
Team Fortress 2 Beta
Terraria 1
Test Drive Unlimited 2
The Baconing
The Ball
The Basement Collection 12.9
The Binding of Isaac 7.7
The Cave 3.8
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim 92.3
The Graveyard
The Longest Journey
The Path 0.7
The Polynomial 1.5
The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition
The Ship
The Ship Single Player
The Ship Tutorial
The Tiny Bang Story 0.4
The Void
The Wonderful End of the World
They Bleed Pixels 2.2
Thief 2
Thief Gold
Thief: Deadly Shadows
Thirty Flights of Loving 0.3
Time Gentlemen, Please!
Tiny and Big: Grandpa's Leftovers 4.3
Titan Attacks
Tobe's Vertical Adventure 0.3
Toki Tori
Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon
Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter
Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter 2
Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Desert Siege
Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Island Thunder
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Double Agent
Tomb Raider: Anniversary 0.8
Torchlight
Torchlight II 14.4
Towns 16.3
TRAUMA
Tribes: Ascend 2.7
Trine 0.8
Trino 0.9
Universe Sandbox
Unmechanical
Unreal Gold
Unreal II: The Awakening
Unreal Tournament 2004
Unreal Tournament 3: Black Edition 2.6
Unreal Tournament: Game of the Year Edition 1.6
Uplink 0.5
VVVVVV 1.6
Wallace & Gromit Ep 1: Fright of the Bumblebees 3
Wallace & Gromit Ep 2: The Last Resort 2.9
Wallace & Gromit Ep 3: Muzzled!
Wallace & Gromit Ep 4: The Bogey Man
Wanderlust: Rebirth
Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine
Waves 2.8
Who's That Flying?! 0.6
Windosill 0.7
Winter Voices
Wizorb 2.2
World of Goo 7.9
Worms Reloaded 0.4
X: Beyond the Frontier
X2: The Threat
X3: Albion Prelude
X3: Reunion
X3: Terran Conflict
Xotic 1.1
X-Tension
Zeno Clash 4.7
Zombie Driver 0.8
Next on the list, A Valley Without Wind (if we consider the whitespace in our alphabetizing). I've played over two hours, but the only thing I remember is that it /almost/ works with a controller; sadly you still have to use the mouse and keyboard fairly frequently. I'll probably start over considering I just jumped in and had no idea what was going on.
--edit--
Just to be clear, I know I'm technically skipping a game here. Considering the length of the list, and the fact that I'd probably sell the game to a pawn shop for a nickel if I had it in physical form, I feel fully justified. As far as I'm concerned, the only reason it's still in my library is because there's no benefit to removing it.
I actually expect this to happen a few times.
So, you're on a continent. That continent is made up of probably ~100 squares or so called regions. Each region is an area that seems to be about 10-12 platforming screens. This is the surface. Then, each of these screens has a chance to have abandoned buildings (2-20 or maybe more rooms), caves (more than buildings, and bigger rooms), missions (short), and maybe other stuff. Each cave (maybe buildings, I haven't seen this in them yet though) can have buildings, missions, entrances to deeper caves, etc. Now, zoom out a bit. To go through a single region, it took me hours. There are probably around a hundred of these on a continent, and when you beat the overlord of a continent, you GO TO A NEW CONTINENT. There is no end. You don't even have a way to end the character as when you die, your "glyph" goes to a new person. It's a massive game that is literally infinite. I'm probably gonna quit at 10 hours and move on to the sequal just to see if it's any better.
I recommend it, but only if you can curb your completionist urges.
--edit--
Oh, and with all that, I'm still doing level 1 stuff. MMOs got nothin' on this.
All in all, it's kinda nice that they're two rather different games with a similar style and the same general setting. I recommend them both, especially if you enjoy both strategy games and action platformers. I turned the strategy element down...it's just not my thing. I'll be playing this one at least the ten hours, and it's pretty certain I'll be going back to the first at some point as well.
Be warned, it is possible for the game to start you in a position where you can't even progress, but you can tell rather early on, and it was solved by deleting that world generation and restarting. Was a bit annoying, but the game technically isn't complete yet, and I've got a feeling the chances of that happening are rather low. It would, actually, probably be completely bypassed if you skipped the tutorial.
Well, it delivered on the title, premise and art. Holy crap it sucked, though. It sucked bad enough that I recommend you just don't play it. The story was fun, the art was cool, but the gameplay was so bad I only finished it so I wouldn't have to play it again later.
So, at first glance it seems like your typical point-and-click adventure game. A fairly simple one at that, having no inventory. Between puzzles that required fast clicking of tiny targets, discovering that what I thought was a help system of sorts was actually part of some puzzles, puzzles that any functional three-year-old could have done, and a color-based puzzle that was not only designed difficult for a colorblind person to navigate (there were actually two), but even MENTIONED COLORBLINDNESS IN THE SETUP (dicks), I found myself bouncing between completely bored and entirely frustrated like a Pong pixel on meth. The paddles would be boredom and frustration. Yeah, it's late.
Don't buy this game. Don't play this game. Do gift it to your sibling's asshole children for Christmas.
Anyway, 17 hours and 137 achievements (I think these game designers missed the point of achievements...) and I'm calling it beat. Definitely a good game. Definitely wait until it's no longer in beta. Go play the first one while you wait.