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  • ThraxThrax Professional Shill, Watch Slut, Mumble Hivemind Drone Austin, TX
    Unfinished content for me:
    4x 99 trillion cookie upgrades
    3x achievements

    I need 35x more time machines and 11 more cursors to unlock two of those achievements. I assume that the one achievement I don't know is "100 of everything," meaning I'll be done with the achievements once I unlock the first two.

    Then it's just a matter of occasionally spending money to keep the grandmas happy, and dredging up 400 trillion cookie. Then I'm done.
  • MiracleManSMiracleManS Chambersburg, PA
    I started the other night, and just let it keep running until I get up in the morning.

    When I left I was at 22m cps (up from the morning start of 19k cps)
  • d3k0yd3k0y Loveland, OH
    Icrontic and dick jokes. We can't even have a thread about cookies. Nothing is safe.
    If you liked cookies, and you like dick jokes!

    http://doigt.github.io/dsucker/
    PirateNinja
  • ThraxThrax Professional Shill, Watch Slut, Mumble Hivemind Drone Austin, TX
    Cookies and dicks have been intimately intertwined for many an age in the Icrontic annals:

    image
    PirateNinjaUPSLynxGHoosdum
  • SnarkasmSnarkasm Madison, WI
    How convenient that he posts the Joe version, and not the version with Thrax himself doing a full-on deepthroat...
  • ThraxThrax Professional Shill, Watch Slut, Mumble Hivemind Drone Austin, TX
    edited September 2013
    How convenient, indeed.
    SnarkasmTeramonaTushonUPSLynx
  • IlriyasIlriyas The Syrupy Canadian Toronto, Ontario
  • AnnesAnnes Tripped Up by Libidos and Hubris Alexandria, VA
    41mLMPS. Chumps.
    PirateNinja
  • ThraxThrax Professional Shill, Watch Slut, Mumble Hivemind Drone Austin, TX
    Is that million liters of milk per second?
  • MiracleManSMiracleManS Chambersburg, PA
    I cheated by giving myself cookies, just so I could "do everything"

    Also, there's a wiki if you look for it.
  • Also, there's a wiki if you look for it.
    Of course there would be a wiki for cookie clicker...
    Teramona
  • d3k0yd3k0y Loveland, OH
    In terms of little flash games

    http://www.matthewhollett.com/favimon/index.php

    Pokemon meets your web-browser. You surf the web and fight website icons.
    midga
  • ThraxThrax Professional Shill, Watch Slut, Mumble Hivemind Drone Austin, TX
    Game complete. All achievements unlocked, 100 of every unit, all upgrades purchased.
    PirateNinja
  • MiracleManSMiracleManS Chambersburg, PA
    Game complete. All achievements unlocked, 100 of every unit, all upgrades purchased.
    Did you get all the Shadow Achievements?
  • ThraxThrax Professional Shill, Watch Slut, Mumble Hivemind Drone Austin, TX
    Yes. I restarted the game with 105 trillion in the bank, and just clicked golden cookies to the remaining ones.

    I didn't want the cheater shadow achievement, because cheated cookies taste yucky.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI
    Imagine if F@H disguised itself as a game like this? The entire world would be folding.
    ErrorNullTurnipGnomeQueenmidga
  • TushonTushon I'm scared, Coach Alexandria, VA
    Imagine if F@H disguised itself as a game like this? The entire world would be folding.
    https://eyewire.org/signup
    midga
  • Started playing eyewire as well. Really cathartic.
    Tushon
  • TushonTushon I'm scared, Coach Alexandria, VA
    Indeed. Easy to get into and literally directly helping research.
  • colacola part legend, part devil... all man Balls deep


    And then this happened
    UPSLynx
  • CantiCanti =/= smalltime http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI&feature=related
    Still not enough.
  • midgamidga "There's so much hot dog in Rome" ~digi (> ^.(> O_o)>


    And then this happened
    And then it was discovered there is no such site. Thus were cried the tears of a thousand seas.
  • d3k0yd3k0y Loveland, OH
    Tears of a thousand seas of happiness.
  • GnomeQueenGnomeQueen The Lulz Queen Mountain Dew Mouth
    "Stupid Facebook is saying that my Chrome has malaware. I don't think it does."

    Primesuspect fusses with some things.

    Brian "Do you mind if I use CC cleaner and delete your cookies and stuff?"

    Me "Yea, no problem."

    *That fixes the problem*

    Me *Opens cookie clicker back up.*

    "You feel like making cookies, but no one wants to eat your cookies."

    No heavenly chips.

    No achievements.

    No upgrades.

    No cookies.


























    *Dies*
    ErrorNullTurnip
  • Why didn't you save the text output? :(
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI
    Well, I asked!
    midga
  • You missed a step:

    image
    GnomeQueen
  • @GnomeQueen
    I read your story, and when I got to:
    No heavenly chips.

    No achievements.

    No upgrades.

    No cookies.
    I imagined you making that face. You know the face. Oh man, I loled.

    Sorry about your cookies.
    BobbyDigiTeramonaBasil
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