Shit Cleverbot says
Creeperbane2
Victorian ScoundrelIndianapolis, IN Icrontian
By now we all know of the mystical gibberish generator named Cleverbot, (If not the premice is simple, feed it a phrase and it formulates a response) well I was attempting to get it to do the "Who's on First" skit with me and this was the result;
Me; Abbott: Well Costello, I'm going to New York with you. You know Bucky Harris, the Yankee's manager, gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on the team.
Cleverbot: And I'll no longer be a capulet.
...wat
Anyone else got some bizarre Cleverbotian bullshit?
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Update: ALMOST HAD IT!
ME: Well Costello, I'm going to New York with you. You know Bucky Harris, the Yankee's manager, gave me a job as
coach for as long as you're on the team.
Cleverbot: Look, if you're the coach, you must know all the players.
Me: I certainly do.
Cleverbot: Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.
Me: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names.
Cleverbot: Will you commit to being baptized into the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints?
Nowadays isn't hyphenated.
For those of you who don't know, here is some information about Jimmy Saville. Here is a weird conversation I had...
Cleverbot: Okay, I'm glad you remember things at least.
User: Sarcasm does not suit you.
Cleverbot: Sarcasm suits me like saville row finery.
User: Jimmy Saville row?
Cleverbot: Jimmy isn't the boss of me.
User: No, I should hope not.
Cleverbot: Can you teach me something?
User: I'll try.
Cleverbot: What do you think about him.
User: He is a paedophile.
Cleverbot: What does he specalize in?
User: Children.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by children.
User: What do you mean by 'What does he specialize in?'.
Cleverbot: What do you want? What do you want from me?
My favorite Savile joke