Twas' the night before League...
Twas the night before League, when all through the site
Not a member was stirring, not even @Cyclonite.
The servers were updated by the admin with care,
In hopes that his minions soon would be there.
The defenders were nestled all snug in their Red,
While visions of Hoodoo danced in their heads.
And Prime with his stickies, and I with my strange gun,
Had just settled in for a long Dustbowl run.
When out on the forum there arose such a clatter,
I refreshed the page to see what was the matter.
Away to the console I flew like a flash,
Tore open the code and called up the Stats Dash.
"Now @Marshmellow! now, @Butters! now, @_k and @Massalinie!
On, @Karma! On, @Signal! On, @FettBacon and @GnomeQueen!
To the top of the hill! to the top of the wall!
Now uber her! Uber him! Ubers for all!"
@BobbyDigi was dressed all in hats, from head to toe,
And his taunts were the finest, 'twas quite the show.
A bundle of rare weapons he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, proudly showing his sack.
Blue spoke not a word, but went straight to their work,
And captured the first point, then turned with a jerk.
And spying a turret surrounded by foes,
Went all-Pyro, shooting naught but rainbows!
@oni_dels raised his beer, and @Ilriyas his liquor,
while @Jokke and @Tushon prayed to spawn quicker.
And @Strikes and @Farge and @Requit were runnin',
As @trooster89 quietly asked... "Are you from London?"