CrimeCraft was so terribad. Who was it that I played through a bunch of shit in that game for hours with? It was for some Steam achievement thing... I think it was @Canti. So bad, so terrible, so many lulz.
@teramona there's a level where there are massive, gargantuan teapots floating in the sky, pouring a never-ending stream of tea upon the shattered world. It's teapocalypse.
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TeramonaConsulting Tea Specialist Best Coast! Icrontian
@teramona there's a level where there are massive, gargantuan teapots floating in the sky, pouring a never-ending stream of tea upon the shattered world. It's teapocalypse.
Sounds like someone's been reading my dream journal.
Backlog: Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Got item, Mr. Face shows up. Hide in corner, my face melting. Mr. Face doesn't leave, stands there like a fooler. Save and Quit.. Chest being weird... send help... Brink Final Fantasy X-2 on PS2 Magicka Portal 2 Singleplayer Skyrim Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic -I've been playing this one recently. The Witcher 2
APB Reloaded Audiosurf BioShock BIT.TRIP BEAT Borderlands (SHUT UP) Company of Heroes: Opposing Fronts Darksiders Darksiders II DiRP 3 Half Life: Blue Shift Half Life: Opposing Force Homefront Men of War Portal Race Driver: GRID Red Faction Red Faction II Red Faction: Armageddon Supreme Commander: Forged Alliance (I'm being good and not counting SC; played it.) Titan Quest Titan Quest: Immortal Throne Warhammer 40,000 SPES MUHREEN Zeit2
... ffffffffffffffff-can I just surrender NOW please?
lol, I went through my games list and the only games I have not played:
Darksiders 2 Nuclear Dawn Portal 2 Magika Hitman 2 Dota
Now games I have beaten, 16 of the 95 games
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RahnalH102the Green Devout, Veteran Monster Hunter, Creature EnthusiastNew MexicoIcrontian
edited January 2013
First off, two questions: Does DLC that we have count for finishing? And do new games we get after this get thrown in as well?
Mine is definitely not as painful as I know some of yours are. Borderlands 2 - WOO Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition - at 14 hours played. I believe I'm 1/4 of the way through, AND it has infinite NewGame+ Defense Grid: The Awakening - Haven't touched. DOTA 2 - Technically I still don't even own this one yet despite input on that particular thread. May be removed. Dragon Age: Origins - I'm not sure if I'm unhappy about this one or not. Dues Ex: Human Revolution - Gonna be Good! Forge - Gonna be Good! FLY'N - Haven't touched. Garry's Mod - meh Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved - Gonna be Good! Prince of Persia - Almost done with it anyways. Sanctum - "aeiou aeiou aeiou FOOTBALL" Serious Sam 3: BFE - Gonna be Good! Sine Mora - While I have beaten the story on it, that only took like 3 hours and there is still much to do in it. Sonic Spinball - FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Source Filmmaker - I'mma throw this in here because I want to learn it and who knows what I'll be able to make after just 10 hours. Spirits - meh TrackMania United - The New Mexico bracket will know PAIN! So will I, as this will create OCD.
If you feel this list is light I'll add in console/handheld games. I'm mostly okay with this except for my ambivalence to Dragon Age and my fear of trying to complete Spinball.
Should this be like the "Steam Player's New Year's 'Resolution' List" ?
It will take some serious time to compile my entire backlog. The Game's that stick out the most are games that approach classic status that I've never played. Psychonauts is in my Steam library, I've never gotten around to it. A friend of mine has poked me repeatedly to play Dead Space, I started, but never got more than 30 minutes into it, I need to re install and play at some point. Similar on the Wii, I never got into The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess, I started it, played about an hour and never went back to it. I may never finish that one.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent Aquaria Assassin's Creed II Audiosurf Bastion Batman: Arkham Asylum The Blinding of Isaac Braid Brink Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood Coconut Queen Counter Strike Counter Strike: Condition Zero Counter Strike: Source Dead Island Dear Esther Deus Ex Deus Ex: Human Revolution (Yes, I know I have a decent amount of hours put into this game, but I really do need to just man up and finish it) Dino D-Day Elder Scrolls: IV, Oblivion Fallout 3 Far Cry 2 From Dust Gish Grand Theft Auto IV Hard Reset Hitman 2: Silent Assassin Hitman: Blood Money Hitman: Codename 47 Limbo Lone Survivor Lugaru HD Mass Effect Mass Effect 2 Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit Orcs Must Die 2 Penumbra: Overture Psychonauts Renegade Ops Rune Classic STALKER: Call of Pripyat STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl Samorost 2 Sanctum The Sims 3 Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Super Meat Boy Super Brothers: Sword and Sorcery EP Syberia Terraria Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas 2 Torchwood The Witcher
For the record, this will take me forever. I have to go to class at some point.
1000 Amps Alien Breed 2: Assault Amnesia: The Dark Descent Anomaly Warzone Earth Aquaria Ben there, Dan that! Blocks That Matter Breath of Death VII Castle Crashers Cities in Motion Crysis Warhead/Wars Crysis 2 Cthulhu Saves the World Deponia Dogfighter DOTA 2 Dungeon Defenders EYE divine Cybermancy EDGE FTL: Faster Than Light Full Spectrum Warrior Gotham City Imposters Gravitron 2 Hacker Evolution - Untold Hacker Evolution Duality Half-Life Blue Shift Half-Life Opposing Force Hell Yeah! Hitman 2: Silent Assassin I-Fluid inMomentum Juiced 2: Hot Import Nights Just Cause 2 LIMBO Mafia McPixel Miner Wars 2081 Mirror's Edge Multiwinia Napoleon: Total War Nuclear Dawn Orcs Must Die 2 Painkiller: Black Edition Red Faction Red Faction 2 Runespell: Overture Stalker: Call of Pripyat Saira Samorost 2 Scoregasm Serious Sam Classic 1st & 2nd Encounter(s) Serious Sam Double D Shadowgrounds The Ship SimCity 4 Deluxe Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode 2 Space Rangers 2 Spec Ops: The Line Splice Team Fortress Classic Thief: Deadly Shadows Thirty Flights of Loving Time Gentlemen, Please! Titan Quest: Immortal Throne Tom Clancy's HAWX 2 The Void Voxatron Waves World of Zoo X-COM Apocalypse, Endorcer, Interceptor, Terror from the Deep X-Tension X2: The Threat X3: The Albion Prelude/Reunion/Terran Conflict X: Beyond the Frontier Your Doodles Are Bugged!
...fuck.
Would add non-steam games and/or those that have ~5min of playtime but that would just be nuts.
Kinda tempted to go Russia roulette style and have an RNG pick what I play next.
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colapart legend, part devil... all manBalls deepIcrontian
So the first game on this list for me is Amnesia: The Dark Descent. I hate you fuckers.
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colapart legend, part devil... all manBalls deepIcrontian
Damnit, I'm going to have to play the story mode on all these damned CoD games, aren't I?
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BlackHawkBible music connoisseurThere's no place like 127.0.0.1Icrontian
edited January 2013
Dude!! But the school semester just started. I'm gonna hate myself.
Can someone clarify the rules? We're supposed to play games we never finished and never played or just the ones we've never played? Only games on Steam or do games acquired in other manners also count?
I can't partake in this challenge because I made the mistake of purchasing Roller Coaster TySuck 3. The game is pretty much unplayable. Now if I could sub it for Roller Awesome Tycoon: Loopy Landscapes on GoG then you have yourself a challenge.
Dude!! But the school semester just started. I'm gonna hate myself.
Can someone clarify the rules? We're supposed to play games we never finished and never played or just the ones we've never played? Only games on Steam or do games acquired in other manners also count?
I propose we go through the list in the most painful and awkward fashion possible—alphabetically—and are not allowed to move to the next game until we are finished (or for games with no ending, 10 hours have been put in/achievements earned).
To clarify: Only games that you have NOT A) Beaten or B) Put in at least 10 hours if there's no ending (puzzlers, etc.) are involved in this project. This is to clear our gaming backlogs and to punish us for our excesses.
@Koreish MAN UP, YES YOU CAN. YOU CAN PLAY 10 HOURS OF ROLLERSHIT TYSUCK 3
@Bright said to me last night "I'm going to skip Amnesia" NO. NO THAT IS NOT THE POINT.
What I'm going to do is make a new subforum for this project, under Video Gaming, and each participant will have a thread with their name and an alliterative name for their project (like a "team name"). Mine will be PRIME'S PLAYTIME PUNISHMENT. In your own thread, you will keep track of each game you're playing, thoughts on it, and a mini-review when you're done, even if it's one sentence, you have to tell us how much you loved or hated the experience of being forced to finally play Gameball 4: The Gamening.
If you have a thread, you're "officially in" and you will be held to account for your backlog! FEEL THE PAIN
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Game of all years.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Got item, Mr. Face shows up. Hide in corner, my face melting. Mr. Face doesn't leave, stands there like a fooler. Save and Quit.. Chest being weird... send help...
Brink
Final Fantasy X-2 on PS2
Magicka
Portal 2 Singleplayer
Skyrim
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic -I've been playing this one recently.
The Witcher 2
APB Reloaded
Audiosurf
BioShock
BIT.TRIP BEAT
Borderlands (SHUT UP)
Company of Heroes: Opposing Fronts
Darksiders
Darksiders II
DiRP 3
Half Life: Blue Shift
Half Life: Opposing Force
Homefront
Men of War
Portal
Race Driver: GRID
Red Faction
Red Faction II
Red Faction: Armageddon
Supreme Commander: Forged Alliance (I'm being good and not counting SC; played it.)
Titan Quest
Titan Quest: Immortal Throne
Warhammer 40,000 SPES MUHREEN
Zeit2
... ffffffffffffffff-can I just surrender NOW please?
Darksiders 2
Nuclear Dawn
Portal 2
Magika
Hitman 2
Dota
Now games I have beaten, 16 of the 95 games
Mine is definitely not as painful as I know some of yours are.
Borderlands 2 - WOO
Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition - at 14 hours played. I believe I'm 1/4 of the way through, AND it has infinite NewGame+
Defense Grid: The Awakening - Haven't touched.
DOTA 2 - Technically I still don't even own this one yet despite input on that particular thread. May be removed.
Dragon Age: Origins - I'm not sure if I'm unhappy about this one or not.
Dues Ex: Human Revolution - Gonna be Good!
Forge - Gonna be Good!
FLY'N - Haven't touched.
Garry's Mod - meh
Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved - Gonna be Good!
Prince of Persia - Almost done with it anyways.
Sanctum - "aeiou aeiou aeiou FOOTBALL"
Serious Sam 3: BFE - Gonna be Good!
Sine Mora - While I have beaten the story on it, that only took like 3 hours and there is still much to do in it.
Sonic Spinball - FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Source Filmmaker - I'mma throw this in here because I want to learn it and who knows what I'll be able to make after just 10 hours.
Spirits - meh
TrackMania United - The New Mexico bracket will know PAIN! So will I, as this will create OCD.
If you feel this list is light I'll add in console/handheld games. I'm mostly okay with this except for my ambivalence to Dragon Age and my fear of trying to complete Spinball.
Should this be like the "Steam Player's New Year's 'Resolution' List" ?
-1... 2... 3... KICK IT!
-AaAaAA!!! - A Reckless Disregard for Gravity
I can take punishment, but not like this.
Aquaria
Assassin's Creed II
Audiosurf
Bastion
Batman: Arkham Asylum
The Blinding of Isaac
Braid
Brink
Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood
Coconut Queen
Counter Strike
Counter Strike: Condition Zero
Counter Strike: Source
Dead Island
Dear Esther
Deus Ex
Deus Ex: Human Revolution (Yes, I know I have a decent amount of hours put into this game, but I really do need to just man up and finish it)
Dino D-Day
Elder Scrolls: IV, Oblivion
Fallout 3
Far Cry 2
From Dust
Gish
Grand Theft Auto IV
Hard Reset
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin
Hitman: Blood Money
Hitman: Codename 47
Limbo
Lone Survivor
Lugaru HD
Mass Effect
Mass Effect 2
Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit
Orcs Must Die 2
Penumbra: Overture
Psychonauts
Renegade Ops
Rune Classic
STALKER: Call of Pripyat
STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl
Samorost 2
Sanctum
The Sims 3
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Super Meat Boy
Super Brothers: Sword and Sorcery EP
Syberia
Terraria
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas 2
Torchwood
The Witcher
For the record, this will take me forever. I have to go to class at some point.
1000 Amps
Alien Breed 2: Assault
Amnesia: The Dark Descent
Anomaly Warzone Earth
Aquaria
Ben there, Dan that!
Blocks That Matter
Breath of Death VII
Castle Crashers
Cities in Motion
Crysis Warhead/Wars
Crysis 2
Cthulhu Saves the World
Deponia
Dogfighter
DOTA 2
Dungeon Defenders
EYE divine Cybermancy
EDGE
FTL: Faster Than Light
Full Spectrum Warrior
Gotham City Imposters
Gravitron 2
Hacker Evolution - Untold
Hacker Evolution Duality
Half-Life Blue Shift
Half-Life Opposing Force
Hell Yeah!
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin
I-Fluid
inMomentum
Juiced 2: Hot Import Nights
Just Cause 2
LIMBO
Mafia
McPixel
Miner Wars 2081
Mirror's Edge
Multiwinia
Napoleon: Total War
Nuclear Dawn
Orcs Must Die 2
Painkiller: Black Edition
Red Faction
Red Faction 2
Runespell: Overture
Stalker: Call of Pripyat
Saira
Samorost 2
Scoregasm
Serious Sam Classic 1st & 2nd Encounter(s)
Serious Sam Double D
Shadowgrounds
The Ship
SimCity 4 Deluxe
Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode 2
Space Rangers 2
Spec Ops: The Line
Splice
Team Fortress Classic
Thief: Deadly Shadows
Thirty Flights of Loving
Time Gentlemen, Please!
Titan Quest: Immortal Throne
Tom Clancy's HAWX 2
The Void
Voxatron
Waves
World of Zoo
X-COM Apocalypse, Endorcer, Interceptor, Terror from the Deep
X-Tension
X2: The Threat
X3: The Albion Prelude/Reunion/Terran Conflict
X: Beyond the Frontier
Your Doodles Are Bugged!
...fuck.
Would add non-steam games and/or those that have ~5min of playtime but that would just be nuts.
Kinda tempted to go Russia roulette style and have an RNG pick what I play next.
Can someone clarify the rules? We're supposed to play games we never finished and never played or just the ones we've never played? Only games on Steam or do games acquired in other manners also count?
Also:
@Koreish MAN UP, YES YOU CAN. YOU CAN PLAY 10 HOURS OF ROLLERSHIT TYSUCK 3
@Bright said to me last night "I'm going to skip Amnesia" NO. NO THAT IS NOT THE POINT.
What I'm going to do is make a new subforum for this project, under Video Gaming, and each participant will have a thread with their name and an alliterative name for their project (like a "team name"). Mine will be PRIME'S PLAYTIME PUNISHMENT. In your own thread, you will keep track of each game you're playing, thoughts on it, and a mini-review when you're done, even if it's one sentence, you have to tell us how much you loved or hated the experience of being forced to finally play Gameball 4: The Gamening.
If you have a thread, you're "officially in" and you will be held to account for your backlog! FEEL THE PAIN