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Regardless of her father's cheating, we are super excited to welcome back @DIGIKID

One pulled a beard, the other tied his opponents' shoelaces together, but they figure it out eventually, disentangle themselves, and here comes @BOBBYDIGI

Imagine, if you will, a footrace with a giant bag of cash at the end.

Imagine, in this footrace, all the racers lined up at the gate. They are desperate. They are broke. They are hungry.

In their frenzy to be first out of the gate, some stumble. Some trip. Some jump the gun. Some cheat.

One among them waits patiently for the starting gun to fire.

The gun fires, and this racer, following all the rules, begins her race.

That first racer is @SNEAKYPURPLES, and her gazelle-like stride leads her to gracefully step around the pile of people who have tripped over themselves to be first.

First time coming to the event, very excited!

Flying into CVG 6/19 and riding with @GHoosdum up to Detroit.
Flying out of DTW in the PM 6/24. I may be able to take an earlier flight out.

The beer fairy can't fly without wings (@LEAHVOICE), though.

Would that the beer fairy (@RYANMM) descend from the clouds (the suburbs) and convey upon us the blessings of the grain (bring beer).

The first because _k and I spent the first weekend catching and evolved them together, the second because shiiinyyyy

That house is in my new neighborhood

@Thrax said:
BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT, FAM

And now a reading from the Book of Icrontics, chapter 6, verses 1-14:

1. And the Lord said that Seth bar Edward ish New York, also known as the Kwitko, or the KwitCo, or the TD_Isles, or... fuck it... never mind. Just the Kwitko, okay?
2. Anyway, where were we? Oh yeah. The Lord said Kwitko shall appear to you on the twenty-first day of the sixth month, in the seventeenth year of the second millennium- because everybody knoweth that the millennium beginneth on the year one, not the year zero, as many dim of wit shall have ye believe.
3. And when the Lord proclaimed to the Thracks of Texas, the Thracks did not believe.
4. And the Lord asked, "The Thracks of Texas, dost thou not believe that the TD- err- the Kwitko shall appear to you?"
5. And The Thracks of Texas responded, "Lord, the Kwitko has proclaimed many times that he shall appear before us, yet he has not. The Kwitko has cried wolf far too many times."
6. And the Lord spoke again and said, "Yes, I understand, the Thracks, but to be fair- for I am the Lord- he did have things that got in the way- a new job, and moving, and some other shit."
7. And the Thracks spoke again and said, "Lord, I shall believe it when I see it."
8. And the Lord said, "I have given unto the Kwitko the Holy Scroll of the Epics. And the Kwitko shall arrive in the City of Motors on his trusty steed, a white horse named Pilot of the Hondas, with his son, Joseph, at his side."
9. And the Thracks spoke one last time to the Lord and said, "If what you say is the truth- and it should be since you are the Lord, and would never lie to anyone about anything- then I will be grateful when the Kwitko appears."
10. And the Thracks continued and said, "And I will greet the Kwitko by running to him and jumping into his arms and embrace him with a brotherly hug."
11. "And we shall malf polycarb together, like we did before I shorn my hair, and before the Kwitko added many stones to his girth. We shall call it the good old days," said The Thracks.
12. And the Lord said, "And all will be right in the land."
13. And the Thracks said, "And the Kwitko will buy my shit."
14. And the Lord and the Thracks together said, "Fuck yeah."

The word of primesuspect the Lord, blessed be he.

Alright everyone, what's the last Pokemon you caught that you were stoked when you saw it and made your day when you caught it?

This guy is my second shiny Ho-oh. He's 91% IV and he's weather boosted (caught at level 25). While he's technically outclassed by a handful of other 'mon, I'm stoked to power him up and use him for a general DPSer.

I'm excited to see yours!