Expo Icrontic 2018 RED CARPET
Imagine, if you will, a footrace with a giant bag of cash at the end.
Imagine, in this footrace, all the racers lined up at the gate. They are desperate. They are broke. They are hungry.
In their frenzy to be first out of the gate, some stumble. Some trip. Some jump the gun. Some cheat.
One among them waits patiently for the starting gun to fire.
The gun fires, and this racer, following all the rules, begins her race.
That first racer is @SNEAKYPURPLES, and her gazelle-like stride leads her to gracefully step around the pile of people who have tripped over themselves to be first.