Best Of

All is normal and well in Icrontic-land when @MERTESN arrives

The cheering section roars as @MALIA begins her run

Regardless of her father's cheating, we are super excited to welcome back @DIGIKID

One pulled a beard, the other tied his opponents' shoelaces together, but they figure it out eventually, disentangle themselves, and here comes @BOBBYDIGI

Imagine, if you will, a footrace with a giant bag of cash at the end.

Imagine, in this footrace, all the racers lined up at the gate. They are desperate. They are broke. They are hungry.

In their frenzy to be first out of the gate, some stumble. Some trip. Some jump the gun. Some cheat.

One among them waits patiently for the starting gun to fire.

The gun fires, and this racer, following all the rules, begins her race.

That first racer is @SNEAKYPURPLES, and her gazelle-like stride leads her to gracefully step around the pile of people who have tripped over themselves to be first.

First time coming to the event, very excited!

Flying into CVG 6/19 and riding with @GHoosdum up to Detroit.
Flying out of DTW in the PM 6/24. I may be able to take an earlier flight out.

The beer fairy can't fly without wings (@LEAHVOICE), though.

Would that the beer fairy (@RYANMM) descend from the clouds (the suburbs) and convey upon us the blessings of the grain (bring beer).

The first because _k and I spent the first weekend catching and evolved them together, the second because shiiinyyyy

That house is in my new neighborhood