The Guaciningggggg
HumerusMeg
Something, something medical professional, Fitness bitch, Sexy chefAustin Icrontian
So there has been a little rivalry between @DontCallMeKelso and myself for some time, about who makes the best guacamole.
We are FINALLY going to call this to a close... So this year instead of making my guac as usual, we shall have a double guac party with a little voting included.
Time to get hyped!
Time: Thursday ~11pm sure to soak up all the lovely alcohol you have consumed 
Here's how its going to go down: we will mash a LOT of avocados, and add our respective ingredients to the mix.
You can vote blue or red for whichever guac you like the best.
The lovely @Ryder will tally said votes and the winner shall be announced. I'm sure your taste buds will lead you to the right one Don't stray on me lovelies 
If you wish to donate to the cause, as we will be purchasing an estimated ~60 avocados. @DontCallMeKelso and @HumerusMeg are happy to accept your cash.
Paypal: meghann.sikora@gmail.com or cash in person
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I also accept good craft beer for donations in lieu of monies (and not something you just "took" out of the fridges).
I was just reading about pickle brine being amazing in guac... too bad I don't have time to perfect my own recipe!
Hey @HumerusMeg, we should hold a little bit back and try that... that sounds awesome... like in place of lime/lemon
It took me wayyyyy longer than it should have to get that, @primesuspect
talk about sassy
Yeah it's a wonder he didn't hit it off with the girls in middle school
I am happy to donate cash
So? I saw pictures. Who was victorious?
Ryder is announcing winner on Saturday
THE ANTICIPATIONNNNNN
Who won?!!
They tied, officially-- Ryder said that the score was 17 to 16, and he added his vote to make it 17 and 17. He won't say who was 16
I know a lot of us voted for both, disqualifying our votes, so I'm not sure how that would have really shaken out either!
I counted every piece of paper handed to me. I didn't really DQ anyone's vote, because we did it anonymously
WHAT A FUCKING LETDOWN
jk gj guys
I honestly found both guacs lacking; one was way too salty and the other was too bland. However the Saturday assemblage of both guacs stirred together was actually pretty good.
Also, +1 for pro guac from the taco truck.
YOU LIED TO ME????
Maybe? I do what I want!™
FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU
Both quacs combined was sublime. Also, it absolutely ruled having guac to snack on for a couple days after the event.