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  • RequitRequit That one guy Somewhere over there, I don't know
    edited May 2017

    I don't know about surrounding yourself in whale blubber.

    Translumber genderjacks!

    Are my tax dollars going to pay for rat apologies next?

    Nobody really needs teeth, not when we have blenders.

    The trick is to get rid of the gag reflex when they're young.

    Man, a lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying.

    $125 is a good price for an artisanal cheese grater.

    A review of feral cat eradication on the islands is the next logical step.

    The opposite of a stick-shaped vegetable would be a hole-shaped meat

    Did you know by definition homosexual men are gay?

  • SonorousSonorous F@H Fanatic US

    Who knew that it could smell like old books and canned artichokes...

  • BobbyDigiBobbyDigi ? R U #Hats ! TX

    A Text from my mom


  • GnomeQueenGnomeQueen The Lulz Queen Mountain Dew Mouth
    edited December 2017

    Conversation with an invitee to my birthday gathering last night:

    TH: I'm probably leaving party #1 at 10. You guys still partying?
    Me: Where's party #1 (I was wondering if he was super far away and I should tell him not to come)
    TH: Los Gatos
    Me: Sure
    TH: That's not an appropriate answer for my question.
    Me: Oh right, sorry. Well we just got pizza, so everyone is still here. We are casually drinking.
    TH: Trash can execution

    Me: "Bobby is he making fun of me???"

    TH: Ignore that. Playing drawful and that's my submission.


  • LincLinc Bard Detroit
    edited December 2017

    @GnomeQueen said:
    TH: I'm probably laving party #1 at 10. You guys still partying?

    Pet peeve: People who want to hit multiple parties in a night and expect me to accommodate their scheduling questions. I'm not your fun coordinator, stop min/maxing being social. [/rant]

  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI

    Follow the Icrontic rule: If you want to be a part of the fun, be here.

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