Is this a justified banning?
Let's say someone mentioned you, the site owner, in the spoilers discussion for an epic movie you hadn't seen yet. Maybe their name is @Canti, who can say? Would you say it is justified to ban them?
Is this a justified banning? 27 votes
I believe the Constitution allows for judgment-free murder in situations like this.
Also, better than noogies is to lock him in the bathroom after @BlackHawk uses it. Or @CrazyJoe. Either one.
Only an asshole would just assume you had. A very sorry asshole.
Michigan's Stand Your Ground Law of Self Defense
Michigan Compiled Laws, Chapter 780. Criminal Procedure § 780.972
In Michigan, you may use deadly force, with no duty to retreat, if you have an honest and reasonable belief that such force is necessary to prevent the imminent death, great bodily harm or sexual assault to yourself or to another individual.
Where's the option for "Make them buy you a ticket so you can go and see it and join the discussion already"
Hey, I OFFERED TO TAKE HIM
Endgame kidnapping time. I'm in for Sunday afternoon.
Got tickets for a Sunday matinee.
If I wasn't gonna be buried in yardwork I'd totally fucking crash that.