Icrontic Bytes Archive

ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
edited February 2007 in Community
"now he's like big orange pumpkin spice doobie" - kanezfan referring to his cat "Tang".. Aww, how cute!
«13456

Comments

  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited August 2003
    [02:32] Brian: i luv you
    [02:32] Brian: but not in a gay way, or anything like that, but sort of gay, kinda, but not really.... Like, maybe 5% gay, okay, maybe 7%
    [02:33] Brian: well maybe a little bit gayer than I thought
    --primesuspect declares his love for Kwitko
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited August 2003
    [t1rhino]These dust bunnies are breeding like crazy! Every week I have to clean out my case.
    [kanezfan]I've heard other peeps report success with pantyhose.
    [edcentric]I tried pantyhose, but they were so uncomfortable that I had to take them off.
    ---edcentric misreads "dust bunnies" for "playboy bunnies"
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited August 2003
    "Beaver...an industrious creature found in the Canadian wild, on one side of the Canadian nickel and .... errr....well they're just everywhere dammit. (This may not translate well internationally as some people, like Shorty, may probably uses "Beaver" as some quaint UK slang for something like "pork chops" or "nipping off to have a pint.")

    "Now go drink your coffee and wake up before I smack you upside the noggin with a beaver. "
    --MediaMan being.. err.. MediaMan
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited August 2003
    To Thrax and Ageek
    This site is called short-media.
    So please keep your posts short.

    ---MJO, referring to the mess that starts here
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited August 2003
    Testing Opteron Folding:
    Prime: "Let's see how fast it folds." *Launches the 3.25 client and begins entering 'Primesuspect' into the user name field*
    Thrax: "Set it under its own name so we can see how many points it does in 3 days."
    Prime: "..........Nah. We'll see how many points it does for me in 3 days"
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited September 2003
    Buddy Jesus - "My roommate went through 3 mobos, 2 sticks of Ram and 2 video cards while building his system..."
    Leonardo - "Did that have anything to do with an exploding soda bottle?"
    Buddy Jesus - "Ouch!@ Nope, different roommate (not Garg) and it was a Dell that felt the wrath of my exploding Coke prowess."
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited September 2003
    Hahah I don't think it's worth $550 for Bothered to get rid of the spyware... Unless he's completely eccentric, filthy rich, and just plain potty. Well, we can probably rule out the filthy rich part, eh?

    --Part 1 of bothered's spyware debacle
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited September 2003
    Thanks again all, Hopefully that is the end of it and I won't get another bullwhipping from Prime. Man he's mean with that thing.

    --On bothered's spyware debacle
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited September 2003
    Kwitko: entertain you?
    Thrax: Yes.
    Kwitko: wouldn't a woman be a better choice?
    Thrax: None of those currently present. I settled for the next best thing. :-x
    Kwitko: then you want prime
    Thrax: But...The semantics D:
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited September 2003
    Spinner said:

    For god's sake you guys, give it a rest. This isn't the computer playschool here, this is the Pro Shop.
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited September 2003
    There was a command to poke a value into a register that would heat up some element on the motherboard until it popped, destroying your computer. So, you would write a program like:

    10 POKE 2343,12
    20 GOTO 10

    (I forget the exact values)

    And run that, and in about 20 minutes, poof. Bye bye $2500 computer.<i>.. <a href="http://www.short-media.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=40366#post40366&quot; target="_new">primesuspect on the Commodore PET</a> </I>
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited September 2003
    "Sputnik, the clock is right. It's always right. Adjust your local time to match Shortmediatime.
    Obey all that is good and Short and... uh... Media-like. "

    Short-Media high priest Kwitko converting another member
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited October 2003
    <I> Geeky1 said: </I> No, that's perfectly alright shorty. You guys go ahead and have a group hug. I'll just shake hands, OK?
    <I>Nightshade737 replied:</I> Oh shut up and go and change your armour......

    In <A HREF=http://www.short-media.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4084>Spinner's "Venting" thread</A>
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited October 2003
    -tk: sorry about that we've been having huge bandwidth spikes all day, upwards of 6mbit, i thought the box was hacked but it wasnt. turns out sombody is pushing a TON of outgoing http traffic, Ive been turning sites off one at a time for 10-20 minute intervals to find the culprit
    Camman: yeah, I think that was my fault
    --on the [H]'ing of purposelessproductions.com's FANtastic EMachine
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited November 2003
    Camman: I think I might have to start Tae Bo
    Camman: I bought these damn tapes on ebay, did it for like a week or two, then stopped
    primesuspect: was it working? two weeks is long enough to start to feel, if not SEE, results... ?
    Camman: well by two weeks
    Camman: I mean
    Camman: twice
    Camman: on two seperate weeks
    Camman: ..
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited November 2003
    <strong>General Keebler:</strong> ummm... is there a bathroom at sarcnet?<br>
    <strong>primesuspect:</strong> No Keebs, there's no bathroom. We usually piss over the fence onto I-94.. It's fun to see the cars swerve to avoid it, but sometimes they crash into each other and then we have to run like bitches, and that's no fun <img src=http://www.short-media.com/forum/images/smilies/frown.gif&gt;
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited November 2003
    <font color=blue>Mr. Kwitko:is memtest your answer to everything? "Brian, you're not fufilling my needs." "I'll run memtest on my nards." ; "Brian, the kids got in trouble at school." "Have you run memtest on their brains?"</font>
    <font color=red>primesuspect: yep</font>
    <font color=red>primesuspect: my mantra at night</font>
    <font color=red>primesuspect: "Om mane padme hom memtest86.com sambuddhasa"</font>
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited December 2003
    When you're shin-high to the world, and it feels good to rub your face...Pants it is!
    <font color=blue size=2>--Thrax</font>
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited December 2003
    How does the diarrhea song go?
    duh-duh-duh duh-duh duh-duh-duh duh-duh diarrhea.
    duh-duh-duh duh-duh duh-duh-duh duh-duh diarrhea.
    --a2jfreak
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited December 2003
    The dye that is used in recordable media will eventually fade. It's inevitable. However, optical is your best bet. Do what everyone else says, and re-copy it every year or two until some kick ass new gelatinous bacterial DNA storage comes out. Or the storage that teleports your data to be etched into stone on the moon. Or whatever.
    --primesuspect on <a href=http://www.short-media.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8002>storage media</a>
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited January 2004
    "So if you ever need to convert your cellphone into a sex toy, just throw it in the washing machine for a round." <br />--primesuspect tryin to justify <a href="http://www.short-media.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8764&quot; target="_new">washing his cellphone in the laundry</a>... oops
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited January 2004
    <font size="2">"Just becuse it's the most popular browser doesn't make it the best. It IS inferior technology. <br />I saw Riki Lake's biography on A&E the other day. They said she was the most popular girl in college, the WHOLE college. <br />Were you gonna rush out there and have sex with her? No, there are way hotter chicks out there. <br />IE is the Riki Lake of web browsers."<br /> -- <b>Kanezfan</b> on <a href="http://www.short-media.com/forum/showthread.php?p=94779#post94779">Internet Explorers dominance of the browser market</a></font>
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited January 2004
    It was nice to come home and smoke a bowl.... of Arabian Tabbakie... it just smells so SWEET! Like a Fig Neuton! We almost had an urge to eat it, but we couldn't read the writing on the box so figured it may not be too healthy(as if it has stopped us in the past).
    <FONT COLOR=blue>-- Can RWB resist the urge to eat Arabian Tobacco? Find out <A HREF=http://www.short-media.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9326>here!</A></font&gt;
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited February 2004
    <B>On Team 93 we have Scott_M</B>
    <B>Who Folds 'em as fast as he spots 'em</B>
    <B>Poor Shorty was gassed</B>
    <B>When he found himself passed</B>
    <B>And old Scott was just happy he got 'im</B>
    <FONT COLOR=BLUE>--Profdlp writes Scott a limerick to congratulate him on <A HREF=http://www.short-media.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9336>making the top 100</A> for Team 93. Congrats, scott!
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited February 2004
    Thrax gets whiny about the new "Random SM-Byte"

    and primesuspect says:

    Thrax, you're fired from the internet. Please turn in your badge and keys at the front desk.
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited February 2004
    Oh, it's a strange sickness we have... a strange sickness....

    primesuspect on scott's mutt folding system
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited February 2004
    Too late. Money has already changed hands. It's going on a European Journey. :ukflag:

    Necropolis_uk causes the 1337 processor to cross the pond for the first time in Feb, 2004.
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited February 2004
    Family.... that's what life is about. Wouldn't change a thing.

    QCH2002 pontificates in his Proud Daddy Alert thread
  • NecropolisNecropolis Hawarden, Wales Icrontian
    edited March 2004
    Also, be aware that "brains" or "smarts" have little or nothing to do with internetworking. Today's workplace is all about good communication and problem-solving skills. You might possess a CCNA, CCNP and even a CCIE but I can tell you this -- while these qualifications are good to have tucked away under your belt -- they come way behind how you communicate and work with others and how you react to unrelenting stress and pressure. Moronic and infantile behavior is not tolerated in the workplace, period.
    Network Engineer or Witless Wonder? Your choice.....

    'Nuff said!
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited March 2004
    If my daughter doesn't get off her lard ass and start watching my farm, she will lose her damn allowance, which is given to her to watch the farm while I'm at work.

    --muddocktor on Why his production has been down :crazy:
This discussion has been closed.