-tk: hahahaha check this out: "What do you want to get out of Quicken?"
-tk: one of the options is "get out of debt"
-tk: hahahahaha primesuspect: you click that and $10,000 comes out of your CD ROM -tk: dude, I did click it, Im still poor primesuspect: holy crap it must not be working right
GHoosdum: Sorry. You don't have to do it if you don't want that security. But you'll continue to get viruses unless you update your level of security. CB Droege: I didn't say that I wasn’t gonna do it, I was just calling the waaambulance about it. GHoosdum: I see. Are you really allowed to call yourself out on the waaambulance thing? CB Droege: No, you see, I was actually calling the Waaambulance... they're here now with the first aid kit.
So far the technician has tried simply rolling his eyes, and giving me 35c to call someone who cares. Neither of those treatments worked, so he's about to try playing the worlds smallest violin... GHoosdum: Did he tell you to cry him a river, build him a bridge, and get over it yet?
Camman: I have superstud syndrome, its rough to deal with. For some reason, it seems that attractive women have to like throw themselves upon me and cant get enough of my "awesome intellect" and "super-stud like body", it really gets at me sometimes that I have this horribly afflicting disorder
Entropy: Is it communicable?
-Discussing the current trends in mental disorders on Geeky1's assburger thread...
RWB Says:
"I swear one day when our homes appliances are all merged together through the network, people will find a way to take over total control of your house through your toilets improperly designed version of MS Flush 2032"
EgoShowcase: You free?
Thrax: No man. No one's free. We're all oppressed by THE MAN. He tries to keep us down.. With his taxes, and his censorship. You've got to FIGHT to be Free, man.
EgoShowcase: ...
EgoShowcase: ok
EgoShowcase: keep up the fight brother
Thrax: I'm sorry. The "Anarchy propaganda" key is right next to the "Sure" keys.
MeWasHere03: but if i delete the file i cant hear the music! primesuspect: THEN DON'T DELETE THE FILE DUMBASS
primesuspect: Gee, if I throw away my burger, I won't be able to eat it! MeWasHere03: but...
Ahhhh.. the love between siblings knows no bounds......
[23:32] Thrax: Seth, we must assist each other in the funny. We must reclaim our dominion!
[23:33] kwitko: Absolutely!
[23:33] kwitko: So how do we start? (10 minutes pass)
[23:43] kwitko: That's good so far.
Kwitko: i have to work on a proposal to change our company e-tail site into something that actually works primesuspect: fun Kwitko: it's only 3 years old, but it's just godawful. You have to see the backend to manage the products. The company that made it left no instructions, and didn't use any friendly table names, so you have to know what *their* definitions are primesuspect: You should see the backend that *I* have to manage.
primesuspect: it's a mess back there. Kwitko: i'll send you a screenshot tomorrow
Kwitko: if you delete a single product, you just might delete a whole product group primesuspect: At least yours isn't hairy.... Kwitko: i have no reply
Kwitko: i'm going to turn off the monitor and step away from the pc...
nomad: NO ONE MOCKS ME, I DEMAND SATISFACTION.
nomad: PACE OFF. primesuspect: BANG
primesuspect: I win nomad: *slain*
nomad: /crie
nomad: I just got done reading a biography on Andrew Jackson, so now I want to duel something. primesuspect: duel a lamp, or a clothespole...
primesuspect: I mean, chances are, you'd win.
primesuspect: it would be a real confidence booster nomad: Yes, HOPEFULLY I WOULD NOT GET TRUMPED BY THE CLOTHESPOLE.
Thrax: Ok, so this can says "Do not drink more than two servings in one sitting"
Thrax: I'm about to drink 4. Geeky1: what is it? Thrax: "RIP IT" energy drink. Geeky1: hmm Thrax: 99 cents for 16 ounces
Thrax: Twice the ounces of red bull, nearly half the price Geeky1: uh... you get what you pay for?
Geeky1: well, except AMD cpus Thrax: No way. This has all the same ingredients in the same amounts. Geeky1: hmm
Geeky1: so what you're saying is that red bull is like the intel of energy drinks? Thrax: Yes.
Thrax: Exactly. Geeky1: (i know. it's late. i'm making connections that probably shouldn't be made) Thrax: Red Bull, like Intel, is overpriced, overadvertised, and gives you far less than you paid too much for.
primesuspect: that would be a funny joke to play on someone. Get a bunch of people who somebody would never suspect were in cooperation, and get them all to ask somebody the same type of question leishi85: and what would the funny part to be??? primesuspect: I don't know, get like 20 people to ask somebody what to eat for lunch or something leishi85: and u think that's funny
leishi85: ooh prime, u going downhill primesuspect: omg
primesuspect: i'm getting old leishi85: i know. u are not the same anymore. i feel like i have been cheated
Hot Mondi6 oz (almost a full mug) strong black tea, steaming hot
1 lemon slice
2 tsp honey
a few cloves
cinammon stick
6 oz VSOP Brandy
A 6 oz VSOP brandy chaser in a sidecar + a shot of whiskey in another sidecar
A toilet nearby
Camman: so, tell me, did you ever like go to the mall and park in a parking garage and then go out to find a rap battle commencing behind your vehicle and so you had to like go to TCBY and have an ice cream and wait for it to be over so you could leave primesuspect: o..o
primesuspect: I'm going to bed now o_O
primesuspect: that ... uh....
primesuspect: goodnight *runs*
Camman: im so pumped for the SMLAN
Camman: you're gonna see, your life will improve by leaps and bounds once you've met me, its gonna be ridiculous
Camman: you'll wonder how you ever got along without me primesuspect: I already do Camman: i am pretty awesome, but, the real me is like 10x better than the internet
"Much better. Your other pics were hilarious, but I think the concept may have lost something when undertaken by someone who, shall we say, lacks a certain endearing pixielike quality...
Thrax: FIX SM MATTHEW. General Keebler: i cant.... Thrax: Worthless. pfft. General Keebler: omg, db error now. dan is working on it... Thrax: BORKEDEDEDEDED General Keebler: im gonna keep clicking refresh so he gets as many e-mails as possible... Thrax: bahhaha Thrax: I wonder if ctrl + f5 being held down sends that many emails. General Keebler: oh god i hope so General Keebler: we're like a two-man DoS attack Thrax: SM's POP3 server says, "AAAAAAH WTFFFFFFF"
“Oh yes, it's true. Personally, though, I'd rather have the /pee command than the /pizza command... sometimes the action is just too intense to get up. I had to hide in a dumpster in HL2DM while I was peeing the other day just to avoid getting killed!”
GHoosdum discusses various ways to become more effective at video gaming....
[22:02] prime: and there's only two attachments in that whole thread
[22:03] prime: Prof's folding sig
[22:03] prime: AND THE ACCURSED KANGAROO
[22:03] prime: oh the humanity!
[22:03] prime: or should I say the marsupiality! [22:03] Thrax: Seriously, I have no answers for you. Heh.
Lord_Night: Bill [Gates] to be nighted. why does that put fear in me somehow.... bad enough we deal with windows... what is he gonna try and mess up over there... RADA: "I'm sorry you must upgrade to British Monarchy 7.2, version 7.0 is no longer valid." RADA: "Your system has hung due to a non-responsive application. Parliment 5.8 Not Responding" RADA: "Tony Blair 2.0 has encountered and error and must shut down, please reboot."
nomad: Every forum needs an idiot, things aren't interesting without it. prime: thank you, for filling that role for us at short-media
prime: we appreciate it
I currently have a back log of second rate drivers which the people of the world need. I am god and the people of the world are my children. Don't take away the churches so I can no longer speak to my followers. Don't take away the branches for which I spread my love. Don't...
...too many Easter eggs.
* goes to check blood sugar levels
- Spinner, on his troubled server access,
after too many holiday treats
Comments
-Khan (anime babe thread)
"What do you want to get out of Quicken?"
-tk: one of the options is "get out of debt"
-tk: hahahahaha
primesuspect: you click that and $10,000 comes out of your CD ROM
-tk: dude, I did click it, Im still poor
primesuspect: holy crap it must not be working right
-Thrax showing some respect for the Short media Coding God over here
...find a bigger hammer!
technical advice from RADA
GHoosdum: Sorry. You don't have to do it if you don't want that security. But you'll continue to get viruses unless you update your level of security.
CB Droege: I didn't say that I wasn’t gonna do it, I was just calling the waaambulance about it.
GHoosdum: I see. Are you really allowed to call yourself out on the waaambulance thing?
CB Droege: No, you see, I was actually calling the Waaambulance... they're here now with the first aid kit.
So far the technician has tried simply rolling his eyes, and giving me 35c to call someone who cares. Neither of those treatments worked, so he's about to try playing the worlds smallest violin...
GHoosdum: Did he tell you to cry him a river, build him a bridge, and get over it yet?
Entropy: Is it communicable?
-Discussing the current trends in mental disorders on Geeky1's assburger thread...
"I swear one day when our homes appliances are all merged together through the network, people will find a way to take over total control of your house through your toilets improperly designed version of MS Flush 2032"
Read all about our own Nostradamus' prediction here
entropy: Yeah, except for I've never gone to the ocean, taken a deep breath of air and got lungfulls of manure and/or chemicals >_<
Discussion about Leonardo's view from his new house in Alaska. Congrats, Leo
Thrax: No man. No one's free. We're all oppressed by THE MAN. He tries to keep us down.. With his taxes, and his censorship. You've got to FIGHT to be Free, man.
EgoShowcase: ...
EgoShowcase: ok
EgoShowcase: keep up the fight brother
Thrax: I'm sorry. The "Anarchy propaganda" key is right next to the "Sure" keys.
primesuspect: THEN DON'T DELETE THE FILE DUMBASS
primesuspect: Gee, if I throw away my burger, I won't be able to eat it!
MeWasHere03: but...
Ahhhh.. the love between siblings knows no bounds......
[23:33] kwitko: Absolutely!
[23:33] kwitko: So how do we start?
(10 minutes pass)
[23:43] kwitko: That's good so far.
primesuspect: fun
Kwitko: it's only 3 years old, but it's just godawful. You have to see the backend to manage the products. The company that made it left no instructions, and didn't use any friendly table names, so you have to know what *their* definitions are
primesuspect: You should see the backend that *I* have to manage.
primesuspect: it's a mess back there.
Kwitko: i'll send you a screenshot tomorrow
Kwitko: if you delete a single product, you just might delete a whole product group
primesuspect: At least yours isn't hairy....
Kwitko: i have no reply
Kwitko: i'm going to turn off the monitor and step away from the pc...
nomad: PACE OFF.
primesuspect: BANG
primesuspect: I win
nomad: *slain*
nomad: /crie
nomad: I just got done reading a biography on Andrew Jackson, so now I want to duel something.
primesuspect: duel a lamp, or a clothespole...
primesuspect: I mean, chances are, you'd win.
primesuspect: it would be a real confidence booster
nomad: Yes, HOPEFULLY I WOULD NOT GET TRUMPED BY THE CLOTHESPOLE.
Thrax: I'm about to drink 4.
Geeky1: what is it?
Thrax: "RIP IT" energy drink.
Geeky1: hmm
Thrax: 99 cents for 16 ounces
Thrax: Twice the ounces of red bull, nearly half the price
Geeky1: uh... you get what you pay for?
Geeky1: well, except AMD cpus
Thrax: No way. This has all the same ingredients in the same amounts.
Geeky1: hmm
Geeky1: so what you're saying is that red bull is like the intel of energy drinks?
Thrax: Yes.
Thrax: Exactly.
Geeky1: (i know. it's late. i'm making connections that probably shouldn't be made)
Thrax: Red Bull, like Intel, is overpriced, overadvertised, and gives you far less than you paid too much for.
leishi85: and what would the funny part to be???
primesuspect: I don't know, get like 20 people to ask somebody what to eat for lunch or something
leishi85: and u think that's funny
leishi85: ooh prime, u going downhill
primesuspect: omg
primesuspect: i'm getting old
leishi85: i know. u are not the same anymore. i feel like i have been cheated
Hot Mondi
6 oz (almost a full mug) strong black tea, steaming hot
1 lemon slice
2 tsp honey
a few cloves
cinammon stick
6 oz VSOP Brandy
A 6 oz VSOP brandy chaser in a sidecar + a shot of whiskey in another sidecar
A toilet nearby
Short-Medians are a tough crowd for Doom III....
primesuspect: o..o
primesuspect: I'm going to bed now o_O
primesuspect: that ... uh....
primesuspect: goodnight *runs*
Camman: you're gonna see, your life will improve by leaps and bounds once you've met me, its gonna be ridiculous
Camman: you'll wonder how you ever got along without me
primesuspect: I already do
Camman: i am pretty awesome, but, the real me is like 10x better than the internet
You could have at least put a shirt on.
--profdlp on Bothered's attempt at enhancing the Christmas spirit of our site.....
General Keebler: i cant....
Thrax: Worthless. pfft.
General Keebler: omg, db error now. dan is working on it...
Thrax: BORKEDEDEDEDED
General Keebler: im gonna keep clicking refresh so he gets as many e-mails as possible...
Thrax: bahhaha
Thrax: I wonder if ctrl + f5 being held down sends that many emails.
General Keebler: oh god i hope so
General Keebler: we're like a two-man DoS attack
Thrax: SM's POP3 server says, "AAAAAAH WTFFFFFFF"
GHoosdum discusses various ways to become more effective at video gaming....
[22:03] prime: Prof's folding sig
[22:03] prime: AND THE ACCURSED KANGAROO
[22:03] prime: oh the humanity!
[22:03] prime: or should I say the marsupiality!
[22:03] Thrax: Seriously, I have no answers for you. Heh.
Try to figure THAT one out.....
"Write a dissertation explaining your opinion on field-effect theory and how it could revolutionize nanoelectronics"
He had to write it before we let him play gamecube tonight.
--primesuspect on modern education...
RADA: "I'm sorry you must upgrade to British Monarchy 7.2, version 7.0 is no longer valid."
RADA: "Your system has hung due to a non-responsive application. Parliment 5.8 Not Responding"
RADA: "Tony Blair 2.0 has encountered and error and must shut down, please reboot."
prime: thank you, for filling that role for us at short-media
prime: we appreciate it
You can argue that I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer but...
I'm not a plastic spoon either my friend. (big grin)
- Tex
-RWB on his newfound status as a folding maniac.
-words on modern father-son bonding from primesuspect
...too many Easter eggs.
* goes to check blood sugar levels
- Spinner, on his troubled server access,
after too many holiday treats