a2jfreak said But really State Farm just rapes you in the @$$!
I wonder why that slogan never caught on. It's a catchy little jingle. Maybe something like this...
"And like a gay hillbilly neighbour State Farm rapes you in the @$$...."
Edit: For those of you that are current or former military or have parents who were, I highly recommend USAA. They make even GEICO "squeal like a pig."
Ok, I know I'm getting way off topic so this is going to be my last post about this (unless I really really really wanna post again (don't shoot me shorty/prime )
Only claim I ever filed was when my truck was vandalized.
I have no speeding tickets. No parking tickets. Nothing! My record is clean! I am the kind of driver they WANT. But they still screwed me over. Jerks!
Thanks, GHoosdum
GHoosdum said I agree. They really are a bad neighbor. I used to have State Farm... but as soon as I made a claim, they dropped me from the insurance policy because I made my money back from them... Geico treats me much better.
Good luck, a2j...
Well, only reason I can think of why that jingle didn't catch on is because State Farm is a lying sack of crap and they don't tell the truth, therefore the jingle was never heard of until today.
I have grandparents that are former military, does that count?
Preacher said
I wonder why that slogan never caught on. It's a catchy little jingle. Maybe something like this...
"And like a gay hillbilly neighbour State Farm rapes you in the @$$...."
Edit: For those of you that are current or former military or have parents who were, I highly recommend USAA. They make even GEICO "squeal like a pig."
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I wonder why that slogan never caught on. It's a catchy little jingle. Maybe something like this...
"And like a gay hillbilly neighbour State Farm rapes you in the @$$...."
Edit: For those of you that are current or former military or have parents who were, I highly recommend USAA. They make even GEICO "squeal like a pig."
Man, I had the music in my head on that one!
Only claim I ever filed was when my truck was vandalized.
I have no speeding tickets. No parking tickets. Nothing! My record is clean! I am the kind of driver they WANT. But they still screwed me over. Jerks!
Thanks, GHoosdum
Well, only reason I can think of why that jingle didn't catch on is because State Farm is a lying sack of crap and they don't tell the truth, therefore the jingle was never heard of until today.
I have grandparents that are former military, does that count?
www.usaa.com
And it only mentions parents and spouses, not grandparents.:bawling: