Musical breast implants

Omega65Omega65 Philadelphia, Pa
edited October 2005 in Science & Tech
Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants. One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years. BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

The sensors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.

Submitted by: profdlp

"Hooray for stereo!" - profdlp

Source: Ananova

Comments

  • ThraxThrax 🐌 Austin, TX Icrontian
    edited October 2005
    So many smart-mouthed things to say, so little time...
  • PirateNinjaPirateNinja Icrontian
    edited October 2005
    Omega65 wrote:
    According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

    wow .. wow. . WOW. like, besides rest in my mouth?
  • shwaipshwaip bluffin' with my muffin Icrontian
    edited October 2005
    I'm sorry ma'am...I was just trying to feel the beat.
  • gibbonslgibbonsl Grand Forks AFB
    edited October 2005
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah :thumbsup::thumbsup:

    nice one ;D
  • profdlpprofdlp The Holy City Of Westlake, Ohio
    edited October 2005
    Being an old lecher, I view this as a great opportunity. It sounds far less sexist to say that you admire the size of a woman's mp3 collection, as opposed to...
  • EnverexEnverex Worcester, UK Icrontian
    edited October 2005
    Wow, they still think people will be using Bluetooth and MP3s in 15 years time. :rolleyes:
  • Omega65Omega65 Philadelphia, Pa
    edited October 2005
    CD's are closing in on 25 years. Installed base doesn't just disappear.
  • CBCB Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Der Millionendorf- Icrontian
    edited October 2005
    I think there is too much danger of having one's boobs hijacked by someone with a Bluetooth phone.
  • deepseadeepsea Lancaster, PA
    edited October 2005
    where's the volume adjustment?.....
  • LeonardoLeonardo Wake up and smell the glaciers Eagle River, Alaska Icrontian
    edited October 2005
    There's got to be Steve Jobs' hands in (on?) this somewhere. :scratch:
  • profdlpprofdlp The Holy City Of Westlake, Ohio
    edited October 2005
    deepsea wrote:
    where's the volume adjustment?.....
    :eek2:
  • muddocktormuddocktor
    edited October 2005
    Your tits are like music to my ears, baby! ;D;D
  • TroganTrogan London, UK
    edited October 2005
    This thread is funny ;D;D
  • sfleurietsfleuriet Texas New
    edited October 2005
    do you have any pictures of this technilogical advance for educational purposes? ;D
  • airbornflghtairbornflght Houston, TX Icrontian
    edited October 2005
    i should make one in flash..
  • mwtmwt Detroit Area
    edited October 2005
    Remember...TUNE IN TOKYO!!
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