Be the best at Oblivion(UNSTOPPABLE)

DaBeast

Hey im new so this is my first post and if u dont no this trick ur gonna praise me for it..................................
First u need 5-7 pieces of armor(curaiss,pants,gautlets,jewelry,etc...)
dependin on which type of soul gem u have,if u have a grand u only need five,if u have greater i recomeed 7,but if u no the dorian cheat and are rich,u might want to do 7 on grand....:)
wut u do is get a chamelon spell that u can cast... and some soul gems wit souls in them,u need access to the arcane university,if u no the dupe cheat
it should be no problem,unless ur havin hard time gettin greater and grand souls,(im not explainin the duplication cheat)now if ur mage wit high conjuration gettin souls should be ez,ok now that u have ur armor and soul gems goto the enchantin section and enchant the armor(if u have greater ull do chanelon 17%-grand20%)enchant them wit the chamelon spell if u have 6-7 greaters souls u should be invisble,grand-5 is all it takes,now if u wanna go that extra distance u can enchant ur wep wit wut ever u desire but if u enchanted all the piece wit chamelon u should be COMPLETELY INVISIBLE-mean guards wont see u,EVEN U WONT SEE U so if u do this cheat i recomeed u be in first person now the only time u can get arrested,is if u fail to pickpocket and they call the guards and u have the option of resistin arrest and when u resist they'll be like "i must been drakin to much of that ale" or "i must be seein things" or something like that



Now go have fun killin things and virtually bein unstoppable,and u can still tak to ppl so have fun( oh and if u dont no duplication cheat i might post it l8er but now ):);):cool::(:bigggrin:

primesuspect

Please, please no "u" and "r" and "ez" and "wut". This is the adult internet, we speak proper English here.

Kwitko

u shud spend less time playin oblivion and more time doin homework. kthx

BuddyJ

ohai! wut r u takin bout. ttyl tomoz k?>!

Thrax

O HAY WHATZ GOIN ON HERE OLOL???

shwaip

I think you had a typo. I fixed it for you.

DaBeast wrote:

Hello ladies and gentlemen, I'm new to the forums. As such, this is my first post. If you aren't familiar with this trick, you're going to be very thankful that I let you in on it. Acquire 5-7 pieces of armor, depending on what types of soul gems you have. If you have grand soul gems, you only need 5. However, if you only have greater, I recommend 7. If you've discovered the Dorian cheat as well, and are quite affluent, you might want to use 7 grand soul gems.
Here are step-by-step instructions, assuming you have access to the arcane university:
1) Learn to cast a chameleon spell
2) Obtain soul gems with trapped souls
3) Enchant each piece of armor with the chameleon spell in the arcane university.
4) Each greater soul gem will give you 17% chameleon, each grand 20%.
5) Use some combination to get to 100%, and you will be completely invisible, even to the guards.
6) For additional unstoppability, consider enchanting your weapon with a spell to increase damage.

The only way to be arrested now is to fail at pickpocketing, however if you select the "resist arrest" option, the guards will not be able to find you.

Enjoy playing a game from which you have just removed all of the difficulty.

Winga

Ha Ha dashwaip is daman. I have nevu played dagame so dabeast could have written dagreek I wouldn'da understood dapost anyway. At least now I can read it

DaBeast

Shwaip,u forgot one part,u didnt mention the part about the guards sayin,"i must be drakin to much ale" or "i must be seeing things.Oh and thanks clarifying the guide.....oh and i dont take no credit for this "trick of complete ownage of all creatures human and guards"but i do warn that(well not warn but..)if u hit a guard while ur"you" are invisible,he will run away like a little sissy LOL

primesuspect

u dont get it do u

(You don't get it, do you?)

Full..... English..... words..... and sentences......

Please....

DaBeast

ok sorry ill try not to do it again.It kinda of a forcesive habit.Ill try to stop

IndigoRed

I just searched 5 dictionaries...

Oh nevermind... I'll just roll on the floor laughing out loud (because one really shouldn't MAO in this forum) :bigggrin:

Your-Amish-Daddy

Well, I have some bad news for you. At about level 10, humanoid NPC's start using Detect Life, and socko, you're ultra spotted and ultra dead. Also, you can only have 85% of any type of positive influence. Chameleon, Shield, Reflect Damage, Absorb Magicka. And even at 85% chameleon if your sneak isn't 100, and you're wearing heavy armor you will get spotted rather easily after level 10. Now, if you're about removing difficulty from a very monotonous main quest, might I suggest the Transdimensional space cheese. It is the ne plus ultra when it comes to removing difficulty in Oblivion. You can pick it up from TesDB when it comes back up. Just search for how it's typed. Removes every ounce of difficulty in the main quest by ending it for you. You could theoretically beat Oblivion in 10 minutes if you blow through the sewers and sprint your butt to the Tiber Septim after you install it.

deicist

Your Amish Daddy wrote:

Well, I have some bad news for you. At about level 10, humanoid NPC's start using Detect Life, and socko, you're ultra spotted and ultra dead. Also, you can only have 85% of any type of positive influence. Chameleon, Shield, Reflect Damage, Absorb Magicka. And even at 85% chameleon if your sneak isn't 100, and you're wearing heavy armor you will get spotted rather easily after level 10. Now, if you're about removing difficulty from a very monotonous main quest, might I suggest the Transdimensional space cheese. It is the ne plus ultra when it comes to removing difficulty in Oblivion. You can pick it up from TesDB when it comes back up. Just search for how it's typed. Removes every ounce of difficulty in the main quest by ending it for you. You could theoretically beat Oblivion in 10 minutes if you blow through the sewers and sprint your butt to the Tiber Septim after you install it.

Er.... unless the 'NPCs having detect life' and '85% limit on positive attributes' were added in a patch then they're simply not true. I had a level 20 character with 100% chameleon and no-one spotted him at all, ever.

cambrose

Why would you want to ruin the game like that regardless?

CB

Some people don't want to play the games they buy, they just want to spend $50 on buttons they can push that tell them "You win".

primesuspect

I know people like that

Jokke

Man, Oblivion is way too great to ever think about cheating in.

cambrose

I get 'full demos' of a lot of the games I play, and I still don't cheat on them.

shwaip

so stealing is somehow better than cheating at a game?

cambrose wrote:

I get 'full demos' of a lot of the games I play, and I still don't cheat on them.

DaBeast

Jokke wrote:

Man, Oblivion is way too great to ever think about cheating in.

What if you have beaten the game like 2-3 times,the game does get boring..
but once u find a way have more fun......it suddenly gives you a whole u way to play the game...dont u think

DaBeast

Your Amish Daddy wrote:

Well, I have some bad news for you. At about level 10, humanoid NPC's start using Detect Life, and socko, you're ultra spotted and ultra dead. Also, you can only have 85% of any type of positive influence. Chameleon, Shield, Reflect Damage, Absorb Magicka. And even at 85% chameleon if your sneak isn't 100, and you're wearing heavy armor you will get spotted rather easily after level 10. Now, if you're about removing difficulty from a very monotonous main quest, might I suggest the Transdimensional space cheese. It is the ne plus ultra when it comes to removing difficulty in Oblivion. You can pick it up from TesDB when it comes back up. Just search for how it's typed. Removes every ounce of difficulty in the main quest by ending it for you. You could theoretically beat Oblivion in 10 minutes if you blow through the sewers and sprint your butt to the Tiber Septim after you install it.

im lvl20 something and im still kickin azz

Winfrey

DaBeast wrote:

im lvl20 something and im still kickin azz

thats because...YOU DABEAST MAN!

oh... erm...arr!!

had to work in pirates somehow :bigggrin:

Sledgehammer70

I am so lost on what this thread is about.. first I thought it was a english class on how to use less words, but than I was told to use more words along with others, but others are still using less words than are needed.

DaBeast

FreeC8675 wrote:

thats because...YOU DABEAST MAN!

oh... erm...arr!!

had to work in pirates somehow :bigggrin:

ok,one U R RIGHT....I aAM DABEAST..CUZ IM BEASTIN......
2first it was a guide,then Prime subject made it an english test,then shwaip made daguide make sense(somehow)
can we plz....stick to one ubject and agree to one thing and get along plz:)

Your-Amish-Daddy

You're illiterate. Go away.

Trogan

DaBeast wrote:

ok,one U R RIGHT....I aAM DABEAST..CUZ IM BEASTIN......
2first it was a guide,then Prime subject made it an english test,then shwaip made daguide make sense(somehow)
can we plz....stick to one ubject and agree to one thing and get along plz:)

I've told PrimeSubject 2 stik wiv 1 topic, k? :bigggrin:

;D

DaBeast

Your Amish Daddy wrote:

You're illiterate. Go away.

y should I(not flaming anyone)but i posted this guide to help anyone who need help in oblivion,either becuz ur stats were wrong or becuz u got to like lvl30 and didnt feel like doin it all over again,somone even clarified it just in case u couldnt read it the way i had it,i posted this to help people,i might have helped someone who read this,might not,but wasting posts,correcting the way i type is not goin to help anyone is it,(again not flaming)

can we all plz just get to a compromise that this is an guide,not an english test....plz
oh and one more thing,u dont have to read it,or reply,if ur goin to say something bout the way i type,plz,can u keep them to ur self. Or make a website titled i hate DaBeast.com,but if ur gonna post,plz no negative post.ty

DaBeast

last post on this topic,if u read from the very beginning u will see alot of incorrect typing,so if ur gonna judge me..make sure u judge everyone else who has posted a reply,cuz most of them used,"u","r","ez", and "y":p


dont mind weird smily face(i picked a random one and he seemed the most random of all of them)

Thelemech

Your Amish Daddy wrote:

You're illiterate. Go away.

BuddyJ

Mr. DaBeast, you'll notice that most of the posts you reference that included spelling errors or so-called "text speak" were done purposefully in jest to mock your "style" which Primesuspect kindly asked you to refrain from using on this forum.

How about joining us in IRC, where things get a bit silly and your method of communication may possibly fit in a bit more?

irc.rizon.net #icrontic

Winfrey

DaBeast wrote:

ok,one U R RIGHT....I aAM DABEAST..CUZ IM BEASTIN......

ROFL!