Epic Fail

KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired)By the thing near the stuff Icrontian
edited May 2008 in Community
I have news, but it's of the fail variety. I'm moving in with my lady at the end of June, therefore I cannot attend LAN 08. We need to save and plane tickets, food, and such I cannot afford to spend right now.

Sorry guys.:(

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  • ThraxThrax 🐌 Austin, TX Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    You're dead to me.
  • jaredjared College Station, TX Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    WUT. BUT I NEED MA TENTMATE?!1

    :(
  • WinfreyWinfrey waddafuh Missouri Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    Thats disappointing. In better news, I have successfully maneuvered the bureaucracy of my job to say that barring mechanical failure, I will be there :cool2:
  • CrazyJoeCrazyJoe Winter Springs, FL Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    Who's Kwitko?
  • QCHQCH Ancient Guru Chicago Area - USA Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    Kwitko? I knew a guy named that... :scratch:

    We need another New yorker at the LAN
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    :shakehead

    :skeptic:

    TBH
  • fatcatfatcat
    deletes kwitko contact on phone...

    who was that guy anyways
     Mizzou Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    deletes kwitko contact on phone...

    who was that guy anyways
  • NiGHTSNiGHTS San Diego Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    QCH2002 wrote:
    Kwitko? I knew a guy named that... :scratch:

    We need another New yorker at the LAN

    Does living there 3 months of the year for the last 3 years count?
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    .. and back to reality. Sorry to hear that buddy but that's what happens sometimes. Life gets in the way. Still, there will be other times to get together. You will be missed!
  • GHoosdumGHoosdum Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    You'll be missed. :(
  • ZanthianZanthian Mitey Worrier Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    Good luck with the move. We wish you could be there but we understand.
  • GHoosdumGHoosdum Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    What he means by "we" is that the other whipped guys understand.

    Us divorced guys think you're a pussy. ;)
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    I hate you all.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    I simultaneously understand and loathe you. :D
  • BuddyJBuddyJ Dept. of Propaganda OKC Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    Seph Ia Gon Punch You In Da Mouf!
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    Okay, the truth is I'm scared of Jared. I shared a tent with him last LAN, and he kept trying to spoon with me, and a few times I even caught him nibbling on my ear. He whispered to me one night that if I didn't share a tent with him this year he was going to give me a "Texas Oil Drill," whatever that means.
  • QCHQCH Ancient Guru Chicago Area - USA Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    ;D

    I'd offer up my <s>bitc</s>.... I mean friend Technocrat for you. He has nice pillows!!!;D
  • CycloniteCyclonite Tampa, Florida Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    OMG, NO. :(
  • jaredjared College Station, TX Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    Kwitko wrote:
    Okay, the truth is I'm scared of Jared. I shared a tent with him last LAN, and he kept trying to spoon with me, and a few times I even caught him nibbling on my ear. He whispered to me one night that if I didn't share a tent with him this year he was going to give me a "Texas Oil Drill," whatever that means.

    HUSH! That was our secret!

    Kwitko found out first hand that the rumor is true, everything is bigger in Texas :eek:
  • QCHQCH Ancient Guru Chicago Area - USA Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    jared wrote:
    HUSH! That was our secret!

    Kwitko found out first hand that the rumor is true, everything is bigger in Texas :eek:
    Isn't Bush from Texas?
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    [blockquote]/kwit: to register for attendance to an Icrontic event, get everyone's hopes up, and then bail at the last minute. [/blockquote]

    USAGE:

    Someone cool: "Hey guys, I'm coming to IC Oktoberfest 09!"
    Guys: "Hey!" "Alright!" "^5!"
    Someone formerly cool, on October 24, 2009: "Hey guys, I can't go. Sorry about the short notice. I have to wash my hair that day. I /kwit."
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff Icrontian
    edited May 2008
    I hate you all even more.
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