Windows Update Down???
RWB
Icrontian
Is it down for anyone else? Everytime I go there today it has been down and I just reformatted and need all my updates... grr.
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Jim
WTF!
What's that got to do with it?
Bastards... I hate microsoft. This makes no god damned scence!
Never even heard of it Thrax, I don't have it.
This is Windows 2000 Pro SP4...
Here's a pic of what it looks like that I get....
Seeing as how I cannot update though, it seems rather useless.
Check for it. It comes with NT, 2000, XP, 2003. Everyone has it.
If you do NOT have it, time for a repair install.
It must exist.
I have not done a THING yet, no software or even video drivers or any updates...
YET, there is _no_ Cryptographic whatever service on my system.
I have no clue what the hell is going on!
If you don't have it, then you have a bad installation. If you keep getting the same error, then potentially your installation media is shot, your overclock is too high, you have a memory problem.. basically all the problems that cause a bad installation of Windows.
Do you have another CD you can try/use?
I have done the SP4 update and even MS Explorer updates too, yet it doesn't come out. I'll try another disk. This is crap
I used a completly new CD(thinking, "thank God I made backups of Windows 2000"), still the EXACT same problem.
This makes NO damned since in this god forsaken planet! I mean, one corrupted CD is one thing, but having a second unused and clean CD and even the original disk ALL being corrupted AND in the exact same way is not ****ing going to happen.
Could it POSSIBLY be that this is Microsoft's doing? That after 3 or 4 years of owning this very licence, that it kills the update service cuase it is no longer supported or something?
Then it finnally dawned on me... for the past couple days I have been thinking this date is screwed up, but I couldn't figure out how. THEN I remembered my birthday in a couple days and a phone call with my mother on the day of week it was on and I saw it. For some dumb ass reason I was thinking it was still 2003! GOD I HATE THAT CRAP!
Damned new years... why's it always busting my chops, hell I forgot my own birthday last year! :P It appears to be fixed now... it was the god damned date the entire time!? That is lame.
In all seriousness, glad you got it working.. but Ive got Win2k boxes here (im at work).. and they have that service. Thats just plain wierd unless it's a domain requirement.. but I significantly doubt it.
Name Description Status Startup Type Log On As
Alerter Notifies selected users and computers of administrative alerts. Manual LocalSystem
Application Management Provides software installation services such as Assign, Publish, and Remove. Manual LocalSystem
ASP.NET State Service Provides support for out-of-process session states for ASP.NET. If this service is stopped, out-of-process requests will not be processed. If this service is disabled, any services that explicitly depend on it will fail to start. Manual .\ASPNET
Ati HotKey Poller Started Automatic LocalSystem
ATI Smart Automatic LocalSystem
Automatic Updates Enables the download and installation of critical Windows updates. If the service is disabled, the operating system can be manually updated at the Windows Update Web site. Started Automatic LocalSystem
Background Intelligent Transfer Service Transfers files in the background using idle network bandwidth. If the service is disabled, then any functions that depend on BITS, such as Windows Update or MSN Explorer will be unable to automatically download programs and other information. Manual LocalSystem
ClipBook Supports ClipBook Viewer, which allows pages to be seen by remote ClipBooks. Manual LocalSystem
COM+ Event System Provides automatic distribution of events to subscribing COM components. Started Manual LocalSystem
Computer Browser Maintains an up-to-date list of computers on your network and supplies the list to programs that request it. Started Automatic LocalSystem
DHCP Client Manages network configuration by registering and updating IP addresses and DNS names. Started Automatic LocalSystem
Distributed Link Tracking Client Sends notifications of files moving between NTFS volumes in a network domain. Started Automatic LocalSystem
Distributed Transaction Coordinator Coordinates transactions that are distributed across two or more databases, message queues, file systems, or other transaction protected resource managers. Manual LocalSystem
DNS Client Resolves and caches Domain Name System (DNS) names. Started Automatic LocalSystem
Event Log Logs event messages issued by programs and Windows. Event Log reports contain information that can be useful in diagnosing problems. Reports are viewed in Event Viewer. Started Automatic LocalSystem
Fax Service Helps you send and receive faxes Manual LocalSystem
Indexing Service Manual LocalSystem
Internet Connection Sharing Provides network address translation, addressing, and name resolution services for all computers on your home network through a dial-up connection. Manual LocalSystem
IPSEC Policy Agent Manages IP security policy and starts the ISAKMP/Oakley (IKE) and the IP security driver. Started Automatic LocalSystem
Logical Disk Manager Logical Disk Manager Watchdog Service Started Automatic LocalSystem
Logical Disk Manager Administrative Service Administrative service for disk management requests Manual LocalSystem
Messenger Sends and receives messages transmitted by administrators or by the Alerter service. Started Automatic LocalSystem
Net Logon Supports pass-through authentication of account logon events for computers in a domain. Manual LocalSystem
NetMeeting Remote Desktop Sharing Allows authorized people to remotely access your Windows desktop using NetMeeting. Manual LocalSystem
Network Connections Manages objects in the Network and Dial-Up Connections folder, in which you can view both local area network and remote connections. Started Manual LocalSystem
Network DDE Provides network transport and security for dynamic data exchange (DDE). Manual LocalSystem
Network DDE DSDM Manages shared dynamic data exchange and is used by Network DDE Manual LocalSystem
NT LM Security Support Provider Provides security to remote procedure call (RPC) programs that use transports other than named pipes. Manual LocalSystem
Performance Logs and Alerts Configures performance logs and alerts. Manual LocalSystem
Plug and Play Manages device installation and configuration and notifies programs of device changes. Started Automatic LocalSystem
Print Spooler Loads files to memory for later printing. Started Automatic LocalSystem
Protected Storage Provides protected storage for sensitive data, such as private keys, to prevent access by unauthorized services, processes, or users. Started Automatic LocalSystem
QoS RSVP Provides network signaling and local traffic control setup functionality for QoS-aware programs and control applets. Manual LocalSystem
Remote Access Auto Connection Manager Creates a connection to a remote network whenever a program references a remote DNS or NetBIOS name or address. Manual LocalSystem
Remote Access Connection Manager Creates a network connection. Started Manual LocalSystem
Remote Procedure Call (RPC) Provides the endpoint mapper and other miscellaneous RPC services. Started Automatic LocalSystem
Remote Procedure Call (RPC) Locator Manages the RPC name service database. Manual LocalSystem
Remote Registry Service Allows remote registry manipulation. Started Automatic LocalSystem
Removable Storage Manages removable media, drives, and libraries. Started Automatic LocalSystem
Routing and Remote Access Offers routing services to businesses in local area and wide area network environments. Disabled LocalSystem
RunAs Service Enables starting processes under alternate credentials Started Automatic LocalSystem
Security Accounts Manager Stores security information for local user accounts. Started Automatic LocalSystem
Server Provides RPC support and file, print, and named pipe sharing. Started Automatic LocalSystem
Smart Card Manages and controls access to a smart card inserted into a smart card reader attached to the computer. Manual LocalSystem
Smart Card Helper Provides support for legacy smart card readers attached to the computer. Manual LocalSystem
System Event Notification Tracks system events such as Windows logon, network, and power events. Notifies COM+ Event System subscribers of these events. Started Automatic LocalSystem
Task Scheduler Enables a program to run at a designated time. Started Automatic LocalSystem
TCP/IP NetBIOS Helper Service Enables support for NetBIOS over TCP/IP (NetBT) service and NetBIOS name resolution. Started Automatic LocalSystem
Telephony Provides Telephony API (TAPI) support for programs that control telephony devices and IP based voice connections on the local computer and, through the LAN, on servers that are also running the service. Started Manual LocalSystem
Telnet Allows a remote user to log on to the system and run console programs using the command line. Manual LocalSystem
Uninterruptible Power Supply Manages an uninterruptible power supply (UPS) connected to the computer. Manual LocalSystem
Utility Manager Starts and configures accessibility tools from one window Manual LocalSystem
Windows Installer Installs, repairs and removes software according to instructions contained in .MSI files. Manual LocalSystem
Windows Management Instrumentation Provides system management information. Started Automatic LocalSystem
Windows Management Instrumentation Driver Extensions Provides systems management information to and from drivers. Started Manual LocalSystem
Windows Time Sets the computer clock. Manual LocalSystem
Wireless Configuration Provides authenticated network access control using IEEE 802.1x for wired and wireless Ethernet networks. Manual LocalSystem
Workstation Provides network connections and communications. Started Automatic LocalSystem
"Cryptograhpic Services" appears as a system service under Windows XP only. Under Windows 2000 and NT 4 the equivalent functionality is scattered about kernel mode device drivers and associated user mode API functions. In other words, it won't appear in the "Services" listing provided by the Control Panel or the MMC.