Kitalpha is a real-life zombie hunter me and Canti met once in the San Bernardino mountains.
We were out looking for my crazy, drug-addled mother, who was really high on meth and threatening suicide. She shouted something at me that sounded like Huttese and took off in our neighbor's pickup truck into the foothills.
Canti and I followed her out there on our bicycles to stop her from killing herself or getting trapped by mountain lions. While we searched the treeline, we started to hear rustling. Thinking it was caused by the woodland creatures that populated the forested parts of the mountain range, we ignored it and continued our search.
Then we heard the moaning. It sounded like the bawling that my druggy mother customarily broke into after a meth-induced excursion like this one, so I told Canti to wait a second while I tried to calm her down and get her to go back to the mental hospital.
To my surprise, I was attacked by (let's not mince words) a very real, very scary zombie. She was missing a lot of flesh on her cheek and was covered in blood, so I knew right away that I needed to get the hell out of there.
Canti and I took off toward our bicycles, only to find that more zombies--the source of the earlier rustling, no doubt--were already there. They must have smelled our scents on the bikes, because they were chewing on the seats before they noticed us. To our backs was a steep bank and to all other sides were encroaching zombies. We grabbed some sticks from the ground and made ready to thrust them into eye sockets.
Then, gunshots.
Kitalpha emerged from further down the path with just a pistol and quickly dispatched the entire mob before we even had the chance to try our sticks. She helped us get home, gave us her Steam ID, and took off to fight more zombies.
My mother had been picked up earlier by the local police when she rammed the pickup into a ranger station and was safely back at the mental hospital, if anyone cares.
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thank you for your time sir, and have a wonderful halloween.
i think i deserve it, because last time there was a zombie attack in my town, i dont believe i was prepared enough. i was only able to save 3 children and about 6 adult people, but they were soon killed off by the chronic effects of the zombie desiese. lately i have been thinking that i need to prepare myself for the next attack, and i mean, who needs to lose more neighbors? not me thats for sure, i think that this zombie survival training simulator would greatly benefit everyone in this thread, because who knows, my neighbor might be one of your friends, family members, relatives, whatever. if i can save all the people in my neighborhood next time, everyone will be hapy. i am quite sure that this extra copy of the simulator will make me a master of zombie killing. that is why i think i deserve this copy. please sir, from the bottom of your good heart, help save the little people, let me train to become warrior.
thank you for your time sir, and have a wonderful halloween.
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thank you for your time sir, and have a wonderful halloween.
-Bobby
oh i know
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