Champion 4: the Muscle Car of toilets

«1

Comments

  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited June 2010
    Man, if you think your toilet was bad after a "few" guests for a couple of months:

    WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK THE ICHQ TOILETS GO THROUGH DURING THE MONTH OF JUNE ALONE?

    By the sweet milk of Hera's divine breasts, we need two of these IMMEDIATELY.
  • GHoosdumGHoosdum Icrontian
    edited June 2010
    There is not a doubt in my mind that two Champion 4's would revolutionize ICHQ overnight.
  • timuchantimuchan Fishers, IN Icrontian
    edited June 2010
    Haha, awesome. If I was in the market for a toilet, I would totally buy one of these. That or one of these automatic korean toilets: http://thatlumberjack.tumblr.com/post/663320059/the-following-is-a-fictional-account-of-what
  • LivLuvsLivLuvs Orange, CA
    edited June 2010
    Your wife, me, would prefer you not attempt to flush golf balls down the toilet - we have enough crap in our lives as it is to deal with. Thanks.
  • ZanthianZanthian Mitey Worrier Icrontian
    edited June 2010
    Do I hear a fund drive in ICHQ's future? Prime you should totally kick one off before EPIC.
  • ButtersButters CA Icrontian
    edited June 2010
    I have both a Champion 4 Flushing system by American Standard and a unit using Kohler's Class 5 Flushing technology. My preference is the Kohler hands down. However, the C4 is still a good choice.

    Here are "Benchmarks" results
  • CrazyJoeCrazyJoe Winter Springs, FL Icrontian
    edited June 2010
    Well I will definitely put the Champion 4 to the test. We'll see who the real champion is!!
  • UPSLynxUPSLynx :KAPPA: Redwood City, CA Icrontian
    edited June 2010
    I am living testament that the Champion 4 is indeed a spectacle to behold.

    Expo Icrontic 2010: Brought to you by American Standard.
  • WinfreyWinfrey waddafuh Missouri Icrontian
    edited June 2010
    Crazy Joe wrote:
    Well I will definitely put the Champion 4 to the test. We'll see who the real champion is!!

    Two man enter one man leave?
    BM2002-0974-08292349-Thunderdome-.jpg
  • JingallsJingalls Eugene, OR
    edited June 2010
    You're afraid of what the man who reviewed Hello Kitty Online would do to your toilet?
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited June 2010
    Yes. Very, very much so.
  • RyanMMRyanMM Ferndale, MI Icrontian
    edited June 2010
    [facebook]Ryan likes this. [/facebook]
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff Icrontian
    edited June 2010
    But will it pass the Raul test?
  • CrazyJoeCrazyJoe Winter Springs, FL Icrontian
    edited June 2010
    Jingalis, obviously you've never met me. I have a reputation to uphold.
  • JingallsJingalls Eugene, OR
    edited June 2010
    Well in that case, I wish you luck as you prepare to do battle with this Champion of Toilets.
  • OptixOptix New Brunswick, Canada
    edited June 2010
    This is exactly what happens when computer junkies find bathroom fixtures and plumbing left lying around. They overclock it.
  • trolltroll Windsor, Nova Scotia Icrontian
    edited June 2010
    C3 Toilet Seat to go along with that?

    <embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f8/1078562390&quot; bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashVars="videoId=229484565&playerId=1078562390&viewerSecureGatewayURL=https://console.brightcove.com/services/amfgateway&servicesURL=http://services.brightcove.com/services&cdnURL=http://admin.brightcove.com&domain=embed&autoStart=false&&quot; base="http://admin.brightcove.com&quot; name="flashObj" width="486" height="412" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" swLiveConnect="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed&gt;
  • ZuntarZuntar North Carolina Icrontian
    edited June 2010
    Holy crap!
  • GHoosdumGHoosdum Icrontian
    edited June 2010
    Toilet is credit to team!

    I am pleased to report that nothing Joe could eat was a challenge at all for the Champion 4.
  • CrazyJoeCrazyJoe Winter Springs, FL Icrontian
    edited June 2010
    I have been defeated. :-(
  • QCHQCH Ancient Guru Chicago Area - USA Icrontian
    edited June 2010
    The winner by knock out... CHAMPION 4!!!
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited June 2010
    myself, before i became a champion wrote:
    man, if you think your toilet was bad after a "few" guests for a couple of months:

    What the hell do you think the ichq toilets go through during the month of june alone?

    By the sweet milk of hera's divine breasts, we need two of these immediately.

    we have one.

    I have shat upon this throne of toilethood. It is truly a toilet of the gods.
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff Icrontian
    edited June 2010
    I keep telling Dagmara we need to get one for the house. I will break her. She will concede.
  • QCHQCH Ancient Guru Chicago Area - USA Icrontian
    edited June 2010
    Just have Brian video the champion 4 flushing. That will make her a believer... oh wait, that might not be the best visual. Uh.... use just plan toilet paper and fill it up and video it.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited June 2010
    As a man who has sat upon many a toilet over the years, I will say this:

    The shape of the bowl is the most comfortable and natural (for a man) that I have ever perched upon. It eliminates many of the common issues and frustrations that are unique to men sitting on toilets.
  • UPSLynxUPSLynx :KAPPA: Redwood City, CA Icrontian
    edited June 2010
    "...or a techie like me" *sigh*

    man, combo the C3 with the Champion 4, that toilet would be UNSTOPPABLE.
  • JokkeJokke Bergen, Norway Icrontian
    edited July 2010
    After a hard struggle after EpIC last year, where I, ehrm, managed to choke (and I doubt I'm the first, or last) Primes upper toilet, and causing a flood in his basement, I'm sure that acquiring this toilet will save Prime from early retirement due to heart conditions and ulcer.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited July 2010
    I DARE you to try and choke the Champion 4, Jokke :D

    I think it can even handle a viking
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited December 2010
    Kyle plugged the Champion 4 tonight.
  • RyderRyder Kalamazoo, Mi Icrontian
    edited December 2010
    Use less paper.
Sign In or Register to comment.