Finally, I was waiting to see how long it would take for this answer to show up...or is it just an understood answer like call/text? Because really, who hasn't?
Oh yeah, I use it as a remote control sometimes too. For YouTube on my PS3... or for XBMC when I have an XBMC box up and running (which I don't right now).
Mainly to still make phone calls (old school) Work related apps IMDB Internet Texting Alarm Clock GPS Remote for TVs and DVD players Reading local news
Universal remote, music, Icrontic, guitar tuner, and Google Now has to be the single most useful feature on the Android platform. It even tracks shipping from amazon and other vendors.
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It just doesn't seem practical.
Edit: wait... the Gameboy, DS, and GameGear. I've never used those for porn either.
Work related apps
IMDB
Internet
Texting
Alarm Clock
GPS
Remote for TVs and DVD players
Reading local news
Texting/IMing
Games (Candy Crush Saga oh how I hate you right now)
Email
Web browsing
While not pooping:
Texting/IMing/SnapChatting
Games (Still hate you, Candy Crush Saga, but I just can't quit)
Email
Web browsing
Calling
It comes in handy a lot!