With great lulz comes great responsibility, and cookies.
@Teramona
You lost the war but you had to. It was necessary to defeat you so you would work to sharpen your skills and continue creating lulz. Much the same way Master Roshi disguised himself and beat Goku at the world martial arts tournament I did it to give you a challenge, a goal, a dream that you might one day reach a new level of lulz and find all 7 dragon balls. Now that day has come and it's time you learned the truth. You may have the most lulz on Icrontic but there are dark places on the internet where creatures with more lulz than you can yet comprehend lurk in the shadows waiting for their chance to devour all the lulz in the world, they are the Lulz Demons. They are only contained by a magic seal which requires new lulz on a daily basis. For a long time, something like 5 minutes ago when I made all this shit up, I've been able to keep them contained but now that you have more lulz I can't do it by myself anymore. If you quit now it will be the end of lulz as we know it and we'll have to fight over who has more helpfuls which isn't nearly as much fun. I had a more elaborate story in my mind about this but then I started watching cats on youtube and I forgot what I was talking about.
Anyway here's the magic seal just so you know what you're looking for.
You lost the war but you had to. It was necessary to defeat you so you would work to sharpen your skills and continue creating lulz. Much the same way Master Roshi disguised himself and beat Goku at the world martial arts tournament I did it to give you a challenge, a goal, a dream that you might one day reach a new level of lulz and find all 7 dragon balls. Now that day has come and it's time you learned the truth. You may have the most lulz on Icrontic but there are dark places on the internet where creatures with more lulz than you can yet comprehend lurk in the shadows waiting for their chance to devour all the lulz in the world, they are the Lulz Demons. They are only contained by a magic seal which requires new lulz on a daily basis. For a long time, something like 5 minutes ago when I made all this shit up, I've been able to keep them contained but now that you have more lulz I can't do it by myself anymore. If you quit now it will be the end of lulz as we know it and we'll have to fight over who has more helpfuls which isn't nearly as much fun. I had a more elaborate story in my mind about this but then I started watching cats on youtube and I forgot what I was talking about.
Anyway here's the magic seal just so you know what you're looking for.
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I've always known. When you sat back and let the lulz war happen, seemingly growing lulz on trees, not a care in the world... I knew. The lulz had burrowed their way in to your otherwise impenetrable heart.
I pure straight hate you, but God dammit do I respect you.
I may as well unburden my heavy heart, while I'm in the right state of mind to do it.
You see, I grew up a poor farm girl in western some state that is in the midwest somewhere. We had to raise corn and grow pigs. Because of Iowa. I came to the big city to fulfill my dream of the ocean. Turns out I don't do ocean. I fear ocean. So, I turned to lulz.
I was a different person when this war started, @Canti. I always somehow figured that if you could really beat me, your name would be CANi. But I see now that I was hustled. I fought as best I could, but in the end... I was defeated by a poorly animated dog gif.
Then the awesomes came in droves, and the helpfuls were born over night. They hurt me, Canti. They hurt me bad. For every lulz I received, I got 3 awesomes and 2 helpfuls. People mocked me in the streets, insofar as you can call the Icrontic forums "streets", or friendly banter "mocking". Still, though. Still. I often wonder what life would have been like had I decided to live it, rather than let this war ravage my youth and my innocence. Now I'm just a bitter old fool. An awesome, helpful... bitter old fool.
What I'm getting at... is... I love you, Canti. I've always loved you.
No, wait. That's not it at all.
What I'm really getting at, is... It's time for me to move on. To put all this behind me. Eventually. I will do that eventually.
Only now do I realize... you only won the battle, @Canti. I won the war.
I officially retire the Lulz War champ, and Lulz Queen of Icrontic.
This makes you King consort, @Myrmidon.
... Very secretly.
I honestly don't know what's happening in this thread...