The Expo Icrontic 2013 Chronicles

Obsidian

BobbyDigi said:

Remember that time Team Pink held point C on Gravel Pit for 8:30+ Minutes?

It was the same night that @Midga and Myself killed everyone as Werewolves just before @QCH did the same solo.

Q even killed off his own pups. He's one cold mamma jamma.

GnomeQueen

BobbyDigi said:

Remember that time Team Pink held point C on Gravel Pit for 8:30+ Minutes?

It was the same night that @Midga and Myself killed everyone as Werewolves just before @QCH did the same solo.

SURE JUST LEAVE MY EFFORTS OUT OF IT WHATEVER

RyanMM

10 year old 120 Minute IPA.
CBS.
Blueberry Eisbock.


unnnnnFFFF.

Teramona

Me: "Can I have tickets?"
@CB: "For what?"
Me: *shrug*
CB: "... For being cute?"
Me: *nods*
CB: "No."

Linc

The egg drop duct tape challenge was a great success, with 4 / 8 teams completing the maximum height.

GnomeQueen

I'm da best man, I deed it.

BobbyDigi

In which Valve makes $100s of dollars on Icrontian generosity during Epic Warpath.

primesuspect

@Koreish: "JOKE DOT JAYPEG"

Teramona

Lincoln said:

The egg drop duct tape challenge was a great success, with 4 / 8 teams completing the maximum height.

Daffy lost... so we all won. Never forget.

primesuspect

RyanMM

Okay, I am so confused. What happened to me in that photo? I was standing to Midga's right, and Jackie was next to me.

Teramona

To quote Prime:

"Ryan done goofed."

UPSLynx

*Phone in hotel rings*
Bobby "....wtf?"
Bandrik- *answers phone* "Hello? Yes, yes he is. OK. I'll let him know." *hangs up* "hey Bobby. They called to let us know that you're a dick."

UPSLynx

BobbyDigi said:

In which Valve makes $100s of dollars on Icrontian generosity during Epic Warpath.

the warpath match and copious gift giving was the best. holy crap it was great. dem keys!

Teramona

Meanwhile, at the meadery:

@Myrmidon: "... Holy shit."
Me: "Are you okay?"
Myrmidon: "Yeah, I'm 'okay'. That's the fastest I've ever gotten okay in my life."

CB

Clearly, I missed the instruction to thumbs up, and didn't even realize we were still taking photos at that point. I don't remember any thumbs.

Teramona

@theredburn: "I just can't get away from these conversations, can I? Every where I go, I have to hear adults talking about other people's penises and vaginas."

BobbyDigi

Teramona said:

@theredburn: "I just can't get away from these conversations, can I? Every where I go, I have to hear about adults talking about other people's penises and vaginas."

♪ We down with OPP! ♫

GnomeQueen

@Terremona is literally on her hands and knees cleaning underneath Brian's desk right now, because he told her he'd give her a badge for it.

bright

She did get a badge for it.

RyanMM

CB said:

Clearly, I missed the instruction to thumbs up, and didn't even realize we were still taking photos at that point. I don't remember any thumbs.

I don't remember the instruction to thumbs up either, but I still don't know how on earth I managed to pull a McFly and vanish from the picture like that.

UPSLynx

"learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist."
-Abraham Lincoln

GnomeQueen

UPSLynx said:

"learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist."
-Abroham Lincoln

FTFY

Ilriyas

I'm not a baby!

Koreish

Be sorry you're not a baby.

GnomeQueen

Ilriyas said:

I'm not a baby!

Widdle baybee Ily Wily, so cuuuuute.

GnomeQueen

Last night:

@Primesuspect: "Hey, do you guys want to see why Farnsworth loves his raccoon toy so much?"

Prime: *Holds up toy. Farnsworth starts vigorously humping it*

Everyone:

Prime:

Thrax

My cat Oolong tries to rape a ratty old mink pelt that smells like cedar. We call it his girlfriend.

GnomeQueen

Thrax said:

My cat Oolong tries to rape a ratty old mink pelt that smells like cedar. We call it his girlfriend.

Can confirm, as I have also seen this display of animal depravity. I wonder if the pets of IC are picking up on our perversions. We DO talk about dicks a lot.

sharkydart

...is his bag still steeping?

I like my tea with sugar too; cant blame him.