In honor of Bobby Tallorigin's new gainful employment...

primesuspect

I am giving away some Origin game keys:

I have, up for grabs:

Burnout Paradise: Ultimate Box
Medal Of Honor
Mirror's Edge
Battlefield 3
C&C Red Alert 3

Post here a creative "congrats" to Bobby Biglol on his new position as community manager for the newly NOT-shittastic Origin (poem? song? drawing? limerick?) and post what game you want, and I will pick random winners in a couple of days.

We love you, Bobby!

oni_dels

Félicitation "Robert" pour ta nouvelle job chez Origin. Personellement moi j'ai jamais eu de probleme avec Origin, j'm'en suis servi pour le jeu des Simpsons sur iOS, APB et surment d'autre truc que j'tais trop chaud pour m'en rapeller live.
Anyway bonne chance buddy!

oni_dels

Shit did drunk Oni went french on you ass?! Zod damn it... Well i want bf3 btw...

BHHammy

Yeah, BF3 is pretty much the only one I want on the list.

But yeah, if Bobby can get that big puppy turned around, I'm all for it.

Origin: Now Cooking With Beer!

EDIT: Decided to go into MAN-UP Mode and just make the damn thing.







BONUS CONTENT:
I was looking up Bobby's name on Google, saw this...


....and my finger slipped.

UPSLynx

10/10 post @bhhammy

Also I feel compelled to add

*no purchase necessary to win. Origin is a product of Electronic Arts™ in Redwood Shores, California. Trademarks belong to their respective owners. All rights reserved. Team Fortress 2™ belongs to Valve Corporation and is not an EA product, nor is it available on Origin. Buy My Shit™

primesuspect

Well, only @BHHammy and @Oni_dels want anything, and they both want BF3.

So I flipped a coin.

Heads for Hammy
Tails for Oni.

Tails.

Oni, code's in your inbox.

primesuspect

Free games if anybody wants them. lol

See oni, you're not the only one unloved here. I'M GIVING AWAY FREE SHIT AND NOBODY RESPONDS

Ilriyas

Now you know how Ily feels.

Tushon

Ilriyas said:

Now you know how Ily feels.

Because he's apologizing needlessly?

MrTRiot

I can haz C&C?!

PirateNinja

IM BUSY, SHIT

HERE:

There once was a tall man named Bobby
He made company wide bankruptcy his hobby
But when the shit hit the fan
and he stood up against the man
Origin stood taller than Bobby

Bandrik

There once was a tall man named Bob
Whose loss of THQ could cause some to sob.
But lo and behold,
To EA and Origin he was sold,
And once again, the Tall One has a job!

Medal of Honor? If not, Burnout Paradise is my 2nd choice. =3

Also, I swear @PirateNinja's post wasn't up yet when I made that! Honest!

oni_dels

Man i dont care about bf3 anymore;
I got "tails" from Prime...

NiGHTS

Helmet hair, galore
His facial hair, abhor
Up north where he'll dwella
Smell his own farts and use 'hella'
Pumped EA gave a job to this fella


Please don't send anything, I just enjoy doing these stupid things.

Snarkasm

primesuspect said:

I'M GIVING AWAY FREE SHIT AND NOBODY RESPONDS

You said we have to congratulate him on non-shittastic Origin. I haven't seen it yet.

Just kidding, buddy.

BHHammy

Haha, of course. I think I'm cursed when it comes to raffles.

Well, I -did- tell Bobby that he won if he actually got me to install Origin, so I guess since he lost his freebie card, I guess there's one thing he's gotta do now.

MAGIC

Congrats Bobby 8===D

Chooch

How are we suppose to compete when this video is out there

primesuspect

This was a Good Thread™

UPSLynx

I'm in tears reading this, forgot how funny some of these were.

Also lol whoops, EA just had two record setting fiscal years in a row, and we're currently enjoying an all-time high for stock performance. Guess I need to work on my technique.

RahnalH102

You're just playing the long game.