I wanted a gaming poetry thread dammit!

ZealocktheGreatZealocktheGreat SkyCaptain Captain of the Sky Icrontian
edited April 2014 in Gaming

Rules be simple here.

  1. Poems can have any form as long as someone would consider them a poem. If you post multiple poems separate them into different posts.

  2. Titles not needed, but are encouraged.

  3. Encouragement, and constructive INTELLIGENT criticism highly encouraged.

  4. Must be about video games, or at least nerd culture.

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  • ZealocktheGreatZealocktheGreat SkyCaptain Captain of the Sky Icrontian
    edited April 2014

    TF2

    Spies they do frustrate me still

    While friends close in for the kill

    From the ground I dodge around

    And the sniper blows my head off

    Creeperbane2
  • ZealocktheGreatZealocktheGreat SkyCaptain Captain of the Sky Icrontian

    Rage

    I jump then duck then ju-damnit

    …

    I jump then duck then jump again then do-damnit

    …

    I jump then duck then jump again then dodge left and-damnit

    …

    I jump then duck then jump again then dodge left and-damnit

    …

    I jump then duck then jump again then dodge left and-damnit

    …

    I jump then duck then jump again then dodge ri-Damnit

    …

    I jump then duck then jump again then dod-Damnit!

    ...

    I jump then duck then jump agai-DAMNIT!

    ...

    I jump then ju-DAMNIT!

    ...

    I ju-DAMNIT!!!

    ...

    I jump then duck then jump again then dodge left and roll left then and finally land righ-DAMNIT!!!...

    I-DAMNIT!!!

    ...

    DAMNIT!!!

    …

    I grab my keys, start the car, head down to the store, and buy a new controller.

    Creeperbane2
  • ZealocktheGreatZealocktheGreat SkyCaptain Captain of the Sky Icrontian

    High School

    I don’t care for the school pride

    I cause Metroid Genocide

    My grades they do fall

    I hide in the hall

    It’s my ass my mom will Ride

    Creeperbane2
  • ZealocktheGreatZealocktheGreat SkyCaptain Captain of the Sky Icrontian

    My experience with shooters

    Look here now

    Enemies I plow

    A teabag here

    A teabag there

    And now a-FUCK!

    Campers SUCK!

    Creeperbane2
  • Creeperbane2Creeperbane2 Victorian Scoundrel Indianapolis, IN Icrontian
    edited April 2014

    The Call of War

    A warrior by other means

    barbarian behind keys and screens

    see my enemies driven before

    hark the bloody call of war!

    I fear not death I'll only respawn

    and so begins again the blackened dawn

    regardless the battlefield or game

    all will learn to fear my name!

    ZealocktheGreatPink
  • PinkPink Colour Sweden Icrontian
    edited April 2014

    The four-legged friend

    My mind brain is putty, my eyes are dry, yet somehow I can't say goodbye

    I've been staring at your ass for hours, seen you scale great towers and get superpowers!

    Your neck is nice and stretchy, your motives are very sketchy.

    I've seen you smash, I've watched you kill, I've learned to dash and develop my skill.

    Now its time to for me to go, I'm fully learned and I've become a pro.

    Thanks Goat simulator!

    ZealocktheGreatCreeperbane2
  • Creeperbane2Creeperbane2 Victorian Scoundrel Indianapolis, IN Icrontian
    edited April 2014

    An ode to Winterforge, my long fallen kingdom

    Hail to Winterforge in glory your keep did stand

    Hail to Winterforge finest kingom in all the land

    Againtst Zombie and Creeper your walls prevailed

    and skeletons could not assail

    Thine glorious splendor

    The citizens of thy village, lived rich and happy lives

    there they lived safe with their children and wives

    With noses big did they laugh and sing

    and brought joy to their kings

    the dual kings of Winterforge

    Then one day came a terrible thing

    a new adition did treason bring

    they befrended us and gained our trust

    delayed us from doing what we must

    and none could see or foretell

    what would happen next

    They they attacked by cover of night

    when none were there to in defence fight

    they destroyed and leveled the land

    countless vilagers perished by their hand

    never forget

    the treacherous swine

    My kingdom is gone

    and so ends my song

    Hail to winterforge

    Home of the strong!

    ZealocktheGreat
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