Invest In An Amazing Brewery (NOT A DAMN KICK STARTER)
Actually make money on your investment. Invest in stock before it is publically listed. It's like stock options. It's like printing money. It's like fucking Brew Dog opened the doors to their profit engine and invited you and you spent your money on hamburgers and video games instead because you don't like your future. OR DO YOU?
Here's the deal. Brew Dog occasionally allows the public to actually buy stock in their company. Not "lol you get a tshirt if you invest money" -- instead actual this is part of your retirement money. You make money off of this. You put your money to work for you. And you get some amazing perks -- like free beer on your birthday, discounts internationally at Brew Dog's bars. There's more, and you can read about it in their legit prospectus.
Investments are first come first serve until they make 25 million. Frankly, I invested. As such, I got a referral code. If you invest, you should do the right thing and use it. Why? Because if you do, I stand a chance to make a trip to hang out with the brewers of Brew Dog and tell you people about it. So if you decide to do the best thing you can do for future you, and invest in this company, you may as well enter my referral code. It's:
I already have a couple referrals and I'd appreciate about 38 more.