The Expo Icrontic 2015 Red Carpet
primesuspect Beepin n' BoopinDetroit, MI Icrontian
Another hot summer begins to roll in as Detroit, Michigan wakes up from her long winter sleep. Through snow, sleet, and earthquakes(?), we've finally shaken off the doldrums and are ready to welcome Summer to the City that we love. Expo Icrontic 2015 (our 12th annual) is here, and with it comes both Icrontic celebrities and newcomers alike. All have their moment on the Red Carpet as we begin counting down the days to the Icrontic event of the year!
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The cameras are lined up and the carpet is rolled out; we always expect the usual suspects to be the first to arrive, but....
wait, what is this? Not a newcomer, but definitely new to being FIRST is @BOBBYDIGI
Ah, all is back to normal. Here comes the ever-reliable @MERTESN
A two-person Expo would be quite boring, so in order to destroy tedium wherever he finds it, here comes @ALEXDEGRUVEN
"FOURTH!" claimed nobody ever... that is, until @HUMERUSMEG came along
Riding in like thunder and lightning, with the fury of a thousand storm gods, here comes @TUSHON. I have no idea where that came from.
Calm, cool, collected... Nothing rattles @KOREISH. He has arrived.
Expo Icrontic wouldn't be able to happen without @RYDER. Real Talk™
What would an Expo Icrontic be without a @THRAX? Boring, I tell you... Boring.
There are many Buckeyes, but only one Buckeye will be the first of the Buckeyes to arrive at Expo Icrontic. This Buckeye happens to be @ZANTHIAN
The first and possibly only representative of the western side of the great state of Michigan has arrived. Here comes @KAINTENANCE
Let the games begin. @PRAGTASTIC has arrived.
The soulful sounds of @SONOROUS will once again grace Detroit
The better half of the Baynes/Robbins affair has arrived. Here comes the wonderous @ANNES
IS SHE FROM LONDON? Only @MASSALINIE knows for sure
The legendary greater Ohio bearded devil, otherwise known as the mythical @GHOOSDUM, has arrived
He is known by many names. Jimmeh, Bear, Wolford, Jimmeh, James, Jimmeh, but never @TIBERIUSLAZARUS nope.
Zoom zoom! Here comes the magical @PSEUDONYM
He used to live here. Now he's just a "visitor". Sigh. Here comes @RYANFODDER
The better half of the Fodder family has arrived: @MALIA is here.
"FAT BACON"? They shout. "FATT BACON?" They query...
No, it's not that. It's @FETTBACON and he has arrived
The grand master whizkid of the fine art of cramming as many people comfortably as possible into impossible spaces... Here comes the almighty @QCH
Ding dong! Once again @BELLS has arrived with her brighten-up-the-place smile
HEY @CRAZYJOE HOW YOU GET SO CRAZY?
Singin' a sonnnnng. @UPSKINGPIN a shit
What good is an Icrontic event without a @GARGOYLE to watch over us?
Well, @STRIKES, whoever you are, welcome aboard. You're the first member of the 2015 Noobie Train
Even here in Michigan we call him @SODA cause calling him "Pop" would just be weird.
The one and only @DEATHJESTER makes the trip to the sunny shores of Detroit once again
Once a child tagging along at his father's heels to the northern climes of the upper Midwest, now a man unto his own self. Away from the place known as "COLLEGE" comes the mighty @REXXAR
A fog rolls in. All signs of life go quiet. Not an insect buzzes, not a bird peeps. The leaves on the trees go silent. The night darkens and a cloying fear grips the hearts of even the stoutest amongst us. Detroit issues a collective shudder of fear as the ultimate creep @EVONNECAMERON slithers into the night.