Stories from San Andreas - GTA 5 Online (PC, of course!)

UPSLynxUPSLynx :KAPPA:Redwood City, CA

So GTA 5 is finally out on PC, and a few of us have been having an absolute blast with it so far. If you own it on PC, add us as friends and join in. We roll in a crew called the White Suite Wookies, where we all don fancy white suits and just generally make wookie noises over the mic to the other players. It rules.

Here's a thread to share some of the ridiculous stories and experiences we've had together.

Today, @TiberiusLazarus joined up and decided to take us all on a bus ride from hell. Here's the trip from my perspective.

Jimmeh takes us for a trip down the freeway:

We made it to the Getty, but unfortunately @Ilriyas didn't get his car out of the way in time:

Also, @Ilriyas knows that feel when slav

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  • DontCallMeKelsoDontCallMeKelso Kelso 'The Great Asshole' San Jose, CA

    Ah Los Santos, what a beautifully crappy city, just like the real one.

  • edited May 2015

    High level summary of my time in Los Santos so far:

    Went golfing where @UPSKingpin showed off his douchey character in full glory, drove to a @UPSLynx 's apartment, did donuts in the street listening to Danger Zone, drank 2 glasses of wine, went to the strip club and shot a cop, stole a bus, drove to the Getty, ran over @Ilriyas, played hide and seek in the maze, got my throat cut, sat on a pier and watched the ocean, climbed a mountain (but why?), attacked a cult, raced dirt bikes down a mountain, went skydiving. 10/10 Would GTA 5 again.

    UPSLynxCantiUPSKingpin
  • UPSLynxUPSLynx :KAPPA: Redwood City, CA

    That time a bunch of us raced in monster trucks. You get one guess as to who's in the Canada truck.

    Ilriyas
  • UPSLynxUPSLynx :KAPPA: Redwood City, CA
    edited May 2015

  • When you hear the horn that is where I was talking. I think I've fixed it now.

    DontCallMeKelsoUPSLynx
  • IlriyasIlriyas The Syrupy Canadian Toronto, Ontario

    Video is private :(

    Ryder
  • Lies. (fixed)

  • RahnalH102RahnalH102 the Green Devout, Veteran Monster Hunter, Creature Enthusiast New Mexico

    "Did ya do it Jimmy!?"
    "Hooonk"

    TiberiusLazarusUPSLynx
  • CrazyJoeCrazyJoe Winter Springs, FL

    Last night was pretty awesome, from hanging out at the pier and riding the rides (and getting into a massive shootout with the police) to hoping to the strip club to getting drunk and high at my pad, it was alot of fun.

  • CrazyJoeCrazyJoe Winter Springs, FL

    I think one of the coolest moments was hanging out at my apartment watching a shootout on TV, only to realize it was right outside my building so we moved over to the window and watched from there.

    DontCallMeKelsoChoochUPSLynxIlriyas
  • ChoochChooch K-Pop authority™, Pho King Madison Heights, MI

    GTA v is more of a sims game than the Sims 4.

    UPSLynxDontCallMeKelso
  • DontCallMeKelsoDontCallMeKelso Kelso 'The Great Asshole' San Jose, CA

    @Church4252 said:
    GTA v is more of a sims game than the Sims 4.

    As someone currently on the other game, yes, yes it is.

  • edited May 2015

    More shenanigans tonight because sleep is dumb.

    Imgur album: http://imgur.com/a/dhv8y

    IMO, best of the set

    @thrax @upslynx @DontCallMeKelso @Ilriyas @UPSHitman

    IlriyasDontCallMeKelsoUPSLynxRyanFodder
  • UPSLynxUPSLynx :KAPPA: Redwood City, CA

    My favorite two photos from tonight's ride.

    First, our bikes parked, looking all sweet:

    Second, everyone with their phones out taking pictures OF the sweet bikes:

    THIS IS TOO REAL.

    TiberiusLazarus
  • IlriyasIlriyas The Syrupy Canadian Toronto, Ontario

    Meta as fuck

  • UPSLynxUPSLynx :KAPPA: Redwood City, CA

    Tonight was so much fun, and we didn't even actually do anything. Here are some highlights from my POV:

    DontCallMeKelsoIlriyas
  • ThraxThrax Professional Shill, Watch Slut, Mumble Hivemind Drone Austin, TX
    edited May 2015

    Ah, the ol' post-credits stinger. LOLs me every time.

    //EDIT:

    Also, livin' the life. Bought a Wooksuit, $4000 watch and motorcycle insurance before a house.

    UPSLynx
  • UPSLynxUPSLynx :KAPPA: Redwood City, CA

    "RP! RP! RP! RP! HEILHITLER! RP! RP!"

    lol welp

  • ChoochChooch K-Pop authority™, Pho King Madison Heights, MI
    edited May 2015

    @Thrax said:
    Ah, the ol' post-credits stinger. LOLs me every time.

    //EDIT:

    Also, livin' the life. Bought a Wooksuit, $4000 watch and motorcycle insurance before a house.

    Don't worry. I believe @Ilriyas did something similar.

  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI

    @TiberiusLazarus said:
    More shenanigans tonight because sleep is dumb.

    Imgur album: http://imgur.com/a/dhv8y

    IMO, best of the set

    thrax upslynx DontCallMeKelso Ilriyas UPSHitman

    I truly thought this was an actual still photograph at first.

  • DontCallMeKelsoDontCallMeKelso Kelso 'The Great Asshole' San Jose, CA

    I'm not going to lie, this game is the best $60 I've spent in a long time on video games

    Thrax
  • edited May 2015

    It could be a real picture; ICOK 2015 costumes? Hmm, motorcycles on the new floors might not go over so well...

    UPSLynx
  • DontCallMeKelsoDontCallMeKelso Kelso 'The Great Asshole' San Jose, CA

    @TiberiusLazarus said:
    It could be a real picture; ICOK 2015 costumes? Hmm, motorcycles on the new floors might not go over so well...

    I really want to find a white suit like that, with the white fedora

  • IlriyasIlriyas The Syrupy Canadian Toronto, Ontario

    Fully decked out garage with 70s Muscle Cars? Check
    Multiple aircraft? Check
    Gang hideout with the WOOK crew? Check
    Sweet ass motorcycle? Check
    Decent apartment? Check

    Man I wish it was that easy to make money in real life.

    UPSLynx
  • ThraxThrax Professional Shill, Watch Slut, Mumble Hivemind Drone Austin, TX

    Yo yo let's run missions tonight. Operation: Buy Thrax a House and Car Insurance.

    Real Life Simulator 9000!

    DontCallMeKelso
  • RequitRequit That one guy Somewhere over there, I don't know

    UPSLynx
  • CrazyJoeCrazyJoe Winter Springs, FL

    So how does one get the sweet Lost Motorcycle?

  • CrazyJoeCrazyJoe Winter Springs, FL

    Never mind. I found one parked on the side of the road.

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