Stories from San Andreas - GTA 5 Online (PC, of course!)
So GTA 5 is finally out on PC, and a few of us have been having an absolute blast with it so far. If you own it on PC, add us as friends and join in. We roll in a crew called the White Suite Wookies, where we all don fancy white suits and just generally make wookie noises over the mic to the other players. It rules.
Here's a thread to share some of the ridiculous stories and experiences we've had together.
Today, @TiberiusLazarus joined up and decided to take us all on a bus ride from hell. Here's the trip from my perspective.
Jimmeh takes us for a trip down the freeway:
We made it to the Getty, but unfortunately @Ilriyas didn't get his car out of the way in time:
Also, @Ilriyas knows that feel when slav
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Ah Los Santos, what a beautifully crappy city, just like the real one.
High level summary of my time in Los Santos so far:
Went golfing where @UPSKingpin showed off his douchey character in full glory, drove to a @UPSLynx 's apartment, did donuts in the street listening to Danger Zone, drank 2 glasses of wine, went to the strip club and shot a cop, stole a bus, drove to the Getty, ran over @Ilriyas, played hide and seek in the maze, got my throat cut, sat on a pier and watched the ocean, climbed a mountain (but why?), attacked a cult, raced dirt bikes down a mountain, went skydiving. 10/10 Would GTA 5 again.
That time a bunch of us raced in monster trucks. You get one guess as to who's in the Canada truck.
When you hear the horn that is where I was talking. I think I've fixed it now.
Video is private
Lies. (fixed)
"Did ya do it Jimmy!?"
"Hooonk"
Last night was pretty awesome, from hanging out at the pier and riding the rides (and getting into a massive shootout with the police) to hoping to the strip club to getting drunk and high at my pad, it was alot of fun.
I think one of the coolest moments was hanging out at my apartment watching a shootout on TV, only to realize it was right outside my building so we moved over to the window and watched from there.
GTA v is more of a sims game than the Sims 4.
As someone currently on the other game, yes, yes it is.
More shenanigans tonight because sleep is dumb.
Imgur album: http://imgur.com/a/dhv8y
IMO, best of the set
@thrax @upslynx @DontCallMeKelso @Ilriyas @UPSHitman
My favorite two photos from tonight's ride.
First, our bikes parked, looking all sweet:
Second, everyone with their phones out taking pictures OF the sweet bikes:
THIS IS TOO REAL.
Meta as fuck
Tonight was so much fun, and we didn't even actually do anything. Here are some highlights from my POV:
Ah, the ol' post-credits stinger. LOLs me every time.
//EDIT:
Also, livin' the life. Bought a Wooksuit, $4000 watch and motorcycle insurance before a house.
"RP! RP! RP! RP! HEILHITLER! RP! RP!"
lol welp
Don't worry. I believe @Ilriyas did something similar.
I truly thought this was an actual still photograph at first.
I'm not going to lie, this game is the best $60 I've spent in a long time on video games
It could be a real picture; ICOK 2015 costumes? Hmm, motorcycles on the new floors might not go over so well...
I really want to find a white suit like that, with the white fedora
Fully decked out garage with 70s Muscle Cars? Check
Multiple aircraft? Check
Gang hideout with the WOOK crew? Check
Sweet ass motorcycle? Check
Decent apartment? Check
Man I wish it was that easy to make money in real life.
Yo yo let's run missions tonight. Operation: Buy Thrax a House and Car Insurance.
Real Life Simulator 9000!
That time I got into a car driven by @TiberiusLazarus, excused myself to hit the bathroom, and returned to my PC to find that Jimmy had peaced out for the night and left me stranded, on foot, out in the middle of nowhere with a 5 minute walk to the nearest car.
So how does one get the sweet Lost Motorcycle?
Never mind. I found one parked on the side of the road.
Some vids from last night:
Messing around with helicopters
http://www.twitch.tv/tiberiuslazarus/v/5593008
http://www.twitch.tv/tiberiuslazarus/v/5593200
Herding cats:
http://www.twitch.tv/tiberiuslazarus/v/5593530
http://www.twitch.tv/tiberiuslazarus/v/5593812
Roll out:
http://www.twitch.tv/tiberiuslazarus/v/5594014
And some pictures:
http://imgur.com/a/96i7z