Gnome Queen wrote:
I would recommend not talking about how you hate yourself and you might want to commit suicide, leading her to have to cheer you up, and then asking her out to dinner.
Yeah, I'm that guy who comes in at the tale end of the conversation and says "Hey wait, what did you say?"
Anyway, don't ask her out for coffee. If I have to see one more guy fumbling around in speech and mannerisms while with a girl in a coffee shop...well, I will jump out the nearest window.
I can't wait to see the incredible fail of when you do this in a single story coffee shop.
Grimnoc knows all about open man-holes.
First things first, be comfortable with who YOU are as a person. There was a time in my life when I was shy and didn't talk to many people because I felt that they wouldn't want to talk to me. I had no confidence in myself as a person, in my intelligence, or my looks. Then one day it hit me. I am what I am. Once I accept that, and embrace it, others will too.
So when you see my walking around with that "shit eatin grin" on my face, its not because I am cocky. Its because I am comfortable. I have accepted who I am, and I embrace every minute of it.
This has opened a whole new world to me when it comes to meeting new friends, and especially with the ladies.
Yeah, and if all else fails; wrestle another guy, shirtless and in a drunken stuper, on the floor of ICHQ until you break your knee or are bleeding from your chest.
Gets um every time.
....The corvette is a pussy magnet in the 6 months I had it on the road so far ive had a ton of girls talk to me but ive been in a relationship the whole time Ive had it on the road tho.. and didn't want to cheat on her.
I don't know what it is about american sports car's, The sound of a small block chevy must make them horny or something.
your guide is defective. I asked my wife out using your recommendations and she turned me down. I would like a refund please.
Instead, I took Greyfox's recommendation, revved my Ford V8 in the driveway, and got In like Flynn:
your wife must be defective.
i kid, i kid. Mrs. Preacher is an awesome woman and a gracious hostess, and i hope to be even a fraction as cool as her some day
Cola, I'm pretty sure you just need to talk to a lady for about 10 seconds and she would say "yes" to a date with you.
What if the two of us were working together?
Idk, probably not anytime soon
I have not heard this Bagfoot person talk.