Team Fortress 2 "Meet the Pyro" update officially official with 3 days of Pyromania

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  • PirateNinjaPirateNinja Icrontian
    I would take a full on Valve made Pyro vision mod over HL3.
  • CrazyJoeCrazyJoe Winter Springs, FL Icrontian
    Classic!!
  • GnomeQueenGnomeQueen The Lulz Queen Mountain Dew Mouth Icrontian
    I would take a full on Valve made Pyro vision mod over HL3.
    YOU SHUSH YOUR BLASPHEMOUS MOUTH
  • UPSHitmanUPSHitman The Big Nasty Indianapolis, Indiana Icrontian
    OMG THAT IS AWESOME!!!
  • AlexDeGruvenAlexDeGruven Wut? Meechigan Icrontian
    That. Was. Awesome.
  • fatcatfatcat Mizzou Icrontian
    so.... disappoint

    all these years waiting, and that's what I get
  • PirateNinjaPirateNinja Icrontian
    Oh wait .. oh holy crap. They used source film maker to make this, all those items and that world already exist.
  • UPSHitmanUPSHitman The Big Nasty Indianapolis, Indiana Icrontian
    who knew the pyro was a Brony
  • GnomeQueenGnomeQueen The Lulz Queen Mountain Dew Mouth Icrontian
    who knew the pyro was a Brony
    Somehow, this is @UPSLynx 's fault. Don't ask me how.
  • UPSLynxUPSLynx :KAPPA: Redwood City, CA Icrontian
    It's true, I introduced Gaben to MLP.

    I wish they would have revealed Pyro's gender :/
  • KoreishKoreish I'm a penguin, deal with it. KCMO Icrontian
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    There is your Pyro friends.
  • SpencerForHireSpencerForHire Clawson, MI
    WTF 4chan.

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  • GnomeQueenGnomeQueen The Lulz Queen Mountain Dew Mouth Icrontian
    Valve are master trolls. Master.
  • BasilBasil Nubcaek England Icrontian
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    There is your Pyro friends.
    Glad I'm not the only person who's mind straight to this.
  • IlriyasIlriyas The Syrupy Canadian Toronto, Ontario Icrontian
    That was beautiful, I really want pyro vision now.

    Also lol at pony, I no longer feel indifferent about Gabe being a brony only good things can come of this.
  • colacola part legend, part devil... all man Balls deep Icrontian
    Dear god my insides when pyrovision.

    Flawless Victory.
  • PirateNinjaPirateNinja Icrontian
    day3 is up its up its up upu up u
  • BobbyDigiBobbyDigi ? R U #Hats ! TX Icrontian
    Update available, good luck everyone!

    -Digi
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    Server has had update command initiated, and reboot has been issued. I am assuming the Steam servers are slammed. It will be up when it's up.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    This is what it looks like when this happens:
    mlds.sh: Game for Account 530245 Starting Up
    mlds.sh: Game loop initializing...
    mlds.sh: To exit loop hit CTRL-C
    mlds.sh: Starting Server
    Auto detecting CPU
    Using default binary: ./srcds_linux
    Server will auto-restart if there is a crash.
    ./srcds_linux: error while loading shared libraries: libtier0.so: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory
    Add "-debug" to the ./srcds_run command line to generate a debug.log to help with solving this problem
    Thu Jun 28 01:45:12 UTC 2012: Server restart in 10 seconds
    ./srcds_linux: error while loading shared libraries: libtier0.so: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory
    Add "-debug" to the ./srcds_run command line to generate a debug.log to help with solving this problem
    Thu Jun 28 01:45:22 UTC 2012: Server restart in 10 seconds
    ./srcds_linux: error while loading shared libraries: libtier0.so: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory
    Add "-debug" to the ./srcds_run command line to generate a debug.log to help with solving this problem
    Thu Jun 28 01:45:32 UTC 2012: Server restart in 10 seconds
    ./srcds_linux: error while loading shared libraries: libtier0.so: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory
    Add "-debug" to the ./srcds_run command line to generate a debug.log to help with solving this problem
    Thu Jun 28 01:45:42 UTC 2012: Server restart in 10 seconds
    ./srcds_linux: error while loading shared libraries: libtier0.so: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory
    Add "-debug" to the ./srcds_run command line to generate a debug.log to help with solving this problem
    Thu Jun 28 01:45:52 UTC 2012: Server restart in 10 seconds
    ./srcds_linux: error while loading shared libraries: libtier0.so: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory
    Add "-debug" to the ./srcds_run command line to generate a debug.log to help with solving this problem
    Thu Jun 28 01:46:02 UTC 2012: Server restart in 10 seconds
    ./srcds_linux: error while loading shared libraries: libtier0.so: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory
    Add "-debug" to the ./srcds_run command line to generate a debug.log to help with solving this problem
    Thu Jun 28 01:46:12 UTC 2012: Server restart in 10 seconds
    ./srcds_linux: error while loading shared libraries: libtier0.so: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory
    Add "-debug" to the ./srcds_run command line to generate a debug.log to help with solving this problem
    Thu Jun 28 01:46:22 UTC 2012: Server restart in 10 seconds
    ./srcds_linux: error while loading shared libraries: libtier0.so: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory
    Add "-debug" to the ./srcds_run command line to generate a debug.log to help with solving this problem
    Thu Jun 28 01:46:32 UTC 2012: Server restart in 10 seconds
    ./srcds_linux: error while loading shared libraries: libtier0.so: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory
    Add "-debug" to the ./srcds_run command line to generate a debug.log to help with solving this problem
    Thu Jun 28 01:46:42 UTC 2012: Server restart in 10 seconds
    ./srcds_linux: error while loading shared libraries: libtier0.so: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory
    Add "-debug" to the ./srcds_run command line to generate a debug.log to help with solving this problem
    Thu Jun 28 01:46:52 UTC 2012: Server restart in 10 seconds
  • ErrorNullTurnipErrorNullTurnip Illinois Icrontian
    WTF 4chan.
    I thought I remembered seeing that somewhere.
  • GnomeQueenGnomeQueen The Lulz Queen Mountain Dew Mouth Icrontian
    Sommmmmmedaaaay my game will update
    Sommmmmmedaaaaaaaaay my game will update
    And there'll be fire and guns everywhere
    Bullets flying wildly in the air......
  • BandrikBandrik Elkhart, IN Icrontian
    edited June 2012
    FREE TF2 HAT PROMO!!!1uno

    But really, [Adult Swim] is giving out Robot Chicken hats to celebrate Meet the Pyro. Look to this thread for the skinny.

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  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    Was kinda hoping for something a little funnier but still entertaining (and completes the series finally!).
  • MAGICMAGIC Doot Doot Furniture City, Michigan Icrontian
    (and completes the series finally!).
    No kidding, now Valve can get back to what they do best. Hats.
  • BobbyDigiBobbyDigi ? R U #Hats ! TX Icrontian
    My stream of consciousness as I started to download the update:

    Pyromania!
    Heart pumping.... "15 minutes"
    Have metal, shooting for some low numbered new weps
    "12 minutes"
    8====D
    1 minute 25 seconds
    8=============D
    Oh goodness.... rumors of all the crap disapearing!
    no more goldfishes?
    "Mysterious treasures have been incinerated, but are now craftable"
    28 seconds
    I'm gunna burst 8================================================D
    Item
    Server
    Down
    8-p
    SPOILER ALERT Pyro Vision shots http://steamcommunity.com/id/unforgiven91/…
    #18 rocket launcher and #84 pictol 8================================================================================================================D
    Scorched crates and keys
    So all the items turned into ashe
    You can craft 4 of them together to get them back though
    It gives you a 1 time use "Pile of ashe" "Looks like somethings in there"
    No more Equalizer
    The Equalizer

    Removed player move speed modification and added it to a new item named The Escape Plan
    All owners of the Equalizer will be automatically granted The Escape Plan
    *is shaking with excitement *
    Correction, equalizers still exist, new skin, no speed boost
    Craft 4 ash together for possibility at singed crate.... singed keys are available in store, open to get other community items or new rainbow items in strange quality
    /Valve activates troll mode
    it is super effective, they acquire million$
    Tomislav is nerfed into uselessness. 40 PERCENT FASTER TO 10 PERCENT
    unrelated: Gia is walking around the house like she owns the place
    All flame throwers get 10% damage buff. Backburner gets its 10% removed making it the same
    Degreaser gets -10% damage nerf but because of 10% across the board it is the same
    Bonk goes from 6 to 8 seconds
    Sweet Joe....
    Gloves of Running Urgently

    Removed self-damage over time penalty
    Heavy takes mini-crits while active and for 3 seconds after switching away
    Attack damage penalty reduced from -50% to -25%
    That is fucked up valve
    ash is still dropping with the other items
    I bet someone figured out how to game the system. The friends server just went down = stopping trading
    "Is dominated by" is replaced by "is best friends with" in pyro vision
    damage = laughing and rockets propel with bubbles
    Explosions are confetti and gibs are random items
    There are rainbows.... not sure where from yet
    1/2 medpacks are slices of cake
    no lie
    "Got Revenge on" = "Broke Up With"
    Making a note here, Huge Success

    And then I wrote out the entire ARG. Keep an eye on the home page!

    -Digi
  • UPSLynxUPSLynx :KAPPA: Redwood City, CA Icrontian
    hahaha!

    Best line: unrelated: Gia is walking around the house like she owns the place

    I didn't realize they nerfed Tomislav so hard. goooooooooood.
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