We get a lot of press releases across our news desk, but once in a while one of them really makes you sit up and say, “What the actual fuck?”
From today’s “What the actual fuck” department, we have the RunCore InVincible SSD.
RunCore’s SSD is like many other SSDs on the market. They make MLC and SLC drives in a variety of sizes and configurations. Their newest drive, however, totally sets them apart from every other SSD manufacturer out there.
The drive is called the InVincible. It is designed to operate in a wide range of extreme temperatures (-45c to 95c or -49F to 203F). That’s pretty neat—but here’s the killer feature (literally): it features physical self-destruct capability.
This is seriously some spy-movie shit. The InVincible has two destruct modes: Intelligent Destruction and total physical destruction. No, seriously: the drive burns itself up. Smoke comes out, the chips crack, and it’s just done. In the demo video, the rep backs away from the drive, initiates physical destruction, and you can see smoke pouring out of the drive. She later opens it up to reveal every single NAND module is shattered.
Now, if life were a movie or a spy novel, you would want to imagine that a device like this has a giant red button you can push to self-destruct it. I’m pleased, therefore, to report that the RunCore InVincible SSD has exactly that: a giant red button that makes the drive self-destruct. This seems like a terrible idea.
The terrible idea part? The drive has two buttons, on wires: the green initiates the Intelligent Destruction mode, which uninitializes the drive, but leaves it physically intact, and the red? Well, bye-bye multi-hundred dollar drive. Putting the buttons right next to each other, and just casually hanging them off of a wire just seems ill-conceived. What could possibly go wrong?
I can only picture two use cases for physically destroying your drive: You’re in the military, or you’re a child pornographer.
Either way, if this seems like something you’d want (and not just to troll your friends), you can find more info about the RunCore InVincible SSD on the RunCore website.