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Short-Media is most likely the first tech site in the world with its own theme
song. Hard to believe? It is true…all 2 minutes and 42 seconds of it. Short-Media’s
very own spindoctor and forum moderator SPINNER a.ka. Jon Scott, who incidentally
has a BA in Popular Music and Recording in the UK and just graduated with a
2:2 (That means Honors and very damn good), has put quill to paper and penned
our very own theme song….”Helping Hand (The Short-Media Song)”
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the low res MP3. (1 MB) (right click and choose “save target as”)
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the file. Please link to this page. Cannot be used elsewhere without artist
permission. (Errr…at least link back
here so you can give the artist a pat on the back.)
Lyrics:
Verse 1
Oh my god,
A virus has come,
My hard drives blown away.
It’s frazzled high up,
It’s shorted down low
Just where do I go?
Chorus
Short-Media,
It’s there when ya need a,
Helping hand,
With your rig,
Wow, don’t that dig!
Verse 2
IE just ain’t doing its job,
It is a royal pain
I need a hand,
To decide,
How to stop it driving me insane.
Where do I go,
Where will just know,
How to cure my machine
Chorus
Short-Media,
It’s there when ya need a,
Helping hand,
With your rig,
Wow, don’t that dig!
Bridge
Articles, info, Mediaman too,
A compilation of everything
This is the place to come for help.
In cyberspace, we’ll here you scream
Chorus
Short-Media,
It’s there when ya need a,
Helping hand,
With your rig,
Wow, don’t that dig!
Shorty, TK, and Blackhawk too,
To name, just a few,
Will be there right by your side
Ready to help,
Ready to help
You – ou
help you…
help you…