The government conspiracy to force radio signals into people’s heads for the purposes of mind control is even worse than people had originally thought. New research shows that aluminium foil hats actually amplify some frequencies which are reserved for the government by the FCC.
The researchers speculate that the government is behind the rumour that tinfoil hats protect people from invasive radio signals in order to encourage their use and therefore to enhance the effectiveness of their radio control program.
We’re no experts, but the researchers did admit to using Reynolds brand aluminum foil, rather than the classic tin foil, and we wonder if this could have skewed the results. We wonder also if a tinfoil propeller beanie might scatter the signals more effectively than a plain hat, and offer this humble suggestion for the benefit of the paranoiac community until further testing is complete.
Submitted by: Leonardo
Source: The Register
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