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A primer on tequila

A primer on tequila

It doesn't have to be a night of madness...

It doesn't have to be a night of madness...

There’s a myth that tequila causes bad hangovers. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard the line, “I can’t drink tequila, it makes me (insert your favorite bad hangover story here).” This happens for a very specific reason, and that reason has nothing to do with tequila in its pure form. Symptoms such as headaches and vomiting are rare when drinking a good tequila responsibly. So where do these stories come from? To know this, it’s useful to understand what tequila is, as well as the various types and qualities of tequilas.

Tequila is an alcoholic beverage brewed from the blue agave plant, and it is a drink with a rich history. The term “tequila” is strictly regulated by the Mexican government, and has a specific meaning, which defines the beverage’s characteristics.

Tequila originated in the eponymous town in the Jalisco state of Mexico. By nature, all tequila is produced in Mexico, but the government does allow the production of tequila in four other states besides Jalisco.  The drink can only be made from the blue agave plant, a desert succulent. Every tequila producer is registered with the Mexican government, and every bottle must carry the NOM (Normal Official Mexicana) number that identifies its registration.

The 100% De Agave label.

The 100% De Agave label.

Tequila can first be broken up into two distinct categories. The highest quality category is known as “puro” or 100% Blue Agave. Any bottle of this grade will be labeled something like “100% de Agave.” If it doesn’t say “100%” on the bottle it’s definitely not.

There is another grade that can legally be called “tequila”, however. This grade is called “mixto” and by regulation it must be made of at least 51% blue agave. The remaining 49% can be made of just about anything. The most common ingredient is neutral corn spirits, but other flavors and colors can also be used. By law, however, all tequila must be made from 100% natural ingredients.

Blanco tequila is the rawest form of tequila. The flavors of the agave are most evident in this form. Blanco is often used in mixed drinks or taken straight in shot form. Some harsh notes might be detectable in blanco tequilas, often depending upon the filtering that is used by the producer. Blanco is often referred to as “white” or “silver” tequila

Reposado tequila is aged in wooden barrels from 2 months to under one year. These tequilas are slightly smoother and mellower than blancos, but often still contain a good bit of the flavor of the agave. They are considered to be a good balance of flavors between agave and wood, leaving a spirit that is flexible in usage. If I were to have only one tequila on my shelf, it would be a reposado. Reposado is often referred to as either “rested” or “aged”.

Blanco tequila is a clear liquor.

Blanco tequila is a clear liquor.

Añejo tequilas are those that are aged longer than one year in wooden barrels. Like a fine bourbon, the flavor of an añejo is complex and rich, and carries the least residual agave flavor. An añejo tequila is poorly suited for mixing, but is best for enjoying neat. Whiskey lovers often gravitate toward the añejos. Añejo is often referred to as “aged” or “extra-aged.”

Another label you may have seen on the shelf is “gold.” Gold tequila is not a regulated form, but is really a marketing gimmick. “Gold” tequila is often just raw blanco, to which the producer has added caramel color and very often a wood extract as well, in an attempt to flavor the final product as if it had been aged in oak barrels. Gold is by nature a mixto tequila, and as a rule I stay away from it. These are almost always a fairly poor quality mixto, and the additives in gold tequila is often the reason for the “tequila hangover” that cause so many people to steer away from the drink.

Añejo tequila is light amber in color.

Añejo tequila is light amber in color.

As a fan of good tequila and also someone who is almost always on a budget, I’ve searched for good tasting tequilas that don’t break the bank. I’ve found a few mixto products that work very well in mixed drinks such as margaritas that not only don’t contain the additives of the gold tequilas and also don’t make the drink taste like something that came out of a slushie machine.

One choice I’m very fond of is called Zapopan Reposado. It is a mixto, but still a true reposado. The producer uses a brew of blue agave and pure cane spirits, then ages the result in oak. The final drink is smooth like a good reposado should be, but still contains true agave flavor. I use Zapopan as my mixer of choice in the margaritas I make at home. It can sometimes be found in liquor stores, and often on the shelves of Trader Joe’s as well. My local TJ’s carries Zapopan for the stunning price of $10 USD per liter.

Reposado tequila often appears only marginally darker than blanco.

Reposado tequila often appears only marginally darker than blanco.

A secondary choice that is even more widely available is Sauza Blanco. It can be found in most liquor stores and is made with a double filtering process that creates a product I find very palatable, both for shots and for mixed drinks. The harsh tones are removed, leaving a nice agave taste. If I can’t readily find Zapopan, I’ll use Sauza for making margaritas.

One final tequila product that has been gaining in popularity is the flavored tequila. Flavored tequilas are made with infusions or mixes of other flavorings, to create interesting liquers with an agave base. Coffee flavored tequila in particular became an instant Icrontic favorite during the week of E3. I’ve successfully used it in place of Kahlua in a few recipes.

In short, the notion of tequila as a wicked drink that causes pain and awful hangovers is a rumor that can be dispelled with a little knowledge. Start by trying various tequilas and choose ones that are favorable to your palette, and then you’ll be changing other people’s minds as well. Please let us know in the comments if you’ve put any of this information to good use!

Comments

  1. Butters
    Butters Zapopan Reposado, I well check if its in stock during my next TJ run.
  2. Thrax
    Thrax What tastes like pepper and ball sweat? TEQUILA.
  3. fatcat
    fatcat
    Thrax wrote:
    What tastes like pepper and ball sweat?

    The fact that you are familiar with the taste of ball sweat explains alot.
  4. Thrax
    Thrax <Brian>What, haven't you tasted your own balls before?</Brian>
  5. MiracleManS
    MiracleManS Good tequila is worth the price of admission almost always.
  6. fatcat
    fatcat
    Thrax wrote:
    <Brian>What, haven't you tasted your own balls before?</Brian>

    ;D
  7. UPSLynx
    UPSLynx
    GHoosdum wrote:
    Coffee flavored tequila in particular became an instant Icrontic favorite during the week of E3.

    ooooooh man, good beyond words. I wish that stuff was sold on this side of the border.

    Very interesting read, great article Ghoosdum.

    I'm still very much a tequilla n00b. I've heard Prime throw around 'Mixto' before, didn't realize that it was an actual category. It's taken awhile for me to warm up to Tequilla. This is mostly because I didn't have any exposure to real tequillas until recently.

    Tequilla has been a bit of an aquired taste for me. I've had some 'good' tequillas that I didn't like at all. Conversely, I've had some 'good' tequillas that redefined the nature of the drink for me.

    In LA last June I had Asom Broso. Any thoughts on it? I really liked it (and it was on EA's dime!)
  8. Cliff_Forster
    Cliff_Forster This article is like a fine tequila, full of win.

    Sauza is excellent and reasonably priced. I'm making it a point to make my next bottle Zapopan Reposado. I'm looking forward to giving it a try.

    Let me also add, tequila makes me shake my ass at awkward social situations, its magic I tell ya, 100% magic.
  9. primesuspect
    primesuspect Let me start with this: I LOVE Tequila. Love it. It MAY be my favorite type of liquor. I'm not sure yet.

    That said, I am 100% behind Rob on this; I have been a tequilavangelist for some time now; doing damage control on bad PR that crappy tequila has. People who shudder and exclaim at 'tequila hangover' stories all have one thing in common: They were drinking cheap, crap-ass tequila.
  10. cherplunka
    cherplunka the only good reason i have ever found to drink tequila, is that a little old woman made me do it. why is that a good reason? because i've been brought up to respect my elders, and therefor i had no choice.

    *off to dream of scotch*
  11. MAGIC
    MAGIC Tequila is just a waist of space where more beer could go.
  12. Cliff_Forster
    Cliff_Forster Magic, Sometimes beer can compliment tequila nicely.
  13. MAGIC
    MAGIC
    Magic, Sometimes beer can compliment tequila nicely.

    Yeah, right.

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  14. Cliff_Forster
    Cliff_Forster
    MAGIC wrote:
    Yeah, right.

    First, yuck,

    Second, did you read nothing that Rob wrote? It takes a little finesse to be an educated drinker so you don't end up like that.

    It's all about balance and pacing yourself. Sure, if you chug an entire bottle of tequila your going to probably make a disgusting mess of some variety and wake up totally messed up in the morning, not very appealing. Now, have a couple of shots with a couple of beers and you have a good time. Make sure you take your multivitamin in the morning before, drink some water between your booze to make sure you stay hydrated, and you will wake up feeling just fine, as long as you exercise a certain level of maturity and moderation about your alcohol consumption.

    This article is more than just tequila, its about leaving your inner frat boy behind and drinking like an educated mature adult.
  15. GHoosdum
    GHoosdum
    This article is more than just tequila, its about leaving your inner frat boy behind and drinking like an educated mature adult.

    Wow, thanks Cliff, I see that comment as a huge compliment. :D
    UPSLynx wrote:
    In LA last June I had Asom Broso. Any thoughts on it? I really liked it (and it was on EA's dime!)

    I've never tried it, but I'll track it down and give it a shot.
  16. MAGIC
    MAGIC
    GHoosdum wrote:
    I've never tried it, but I'll track it down and give it a shot.

    Hah, pun.

    My beef with tequila stems from a bad experience between it and gin&tonics(my former favorit drink) that resulted in me not being able to stomach the tast of gin anymore.

    Great article though GH. I might have to go give tequila a go with a more open mind to it.
  17. Cliff_Forster
    Cliff_Forster
    MAGIC wrote:
    Hah, pun.

    My beef with tequila stems from a bad experience between it and gin&tonics(my former favorit drink) that resulted in me not being able to stomach the tast of gin anymore.

    Great article though GH. I might have to go give tequila a go with a more open mind to it.

    Attaboy Magic,

    I hear that story all to often. I had a bad experience on alcohol X thus I will never be able to tolerate it. The part they often leave out is on how they either drank the lowest quality spirits possible, or chugged it so quickly, or in such a large quantity that it would give a Wompa a hangover. We are human, there are limits, one has to slow down, enjoy getting his drink on.

    With any hard liquor, beer even, pacing and moderation is the key to a good night. We all have that bad experience story, mine was with a bottle of Captain Morgan, it was not the Rum's fault, it was mine for drinking an entire 5th bottle like an immature frat boy would, and I paid the price. Rum still agrees with me just fine, just not so much, so fast.

    Now, back on the topic of tequila, seriously, for me there is no drink more satisfying, more utterly masculine feeling that a good swallow of tequila. It just tastes and smells like drinking, its hard to explain, but there is something utterly satisfying about knowing that you and a couple of friends are going to share a bottle. Rob is right, there is a variety out there, and there is some good stuff, and some stuff that is scary bad. It won't be everyone's favorite, some people will prefer the more earthy taste of scotch, some folks will be straight beer people forever, and some will only ever enjoy wine, but we do owe it to ourselves to give a quality bottle of tequila a 2nd chance while obeying the rules of moderation before you write it off for good.

    I'll bring a bottle to the MD Ren Fest get together, be there...
  18. UPSLynx
    UPSLynx
    cherplunka wrote:
    the only good reason i have ever found to drink tequila, is that a little old woman made me do it. why is that a good reason? because i've been brought up to respect my elders, and therefor i had no choice.

    *off to dream of scotch*

    Cherplunka out of NOWHERE!
  19. UPSLynx
    UPSLynx Definitely give it a shot Rob. I don't know how it stacks to really really good tequillas, as I said my exposure has been limited to this point, but I really enjoyed it. Really smooth.

    I think I remember seeing/hearing somewhere that the guy who started Asom Broso is from the D.

    Prime and I have an itch for Tequilla now after reading this, we may scratch that itch tonight.
  20. primesuspect
    primesuspect Yup. Kati brought some 100% de agave reposado back from Mexico for me as a gift; I have two little bottles of those and a 1/4 bottle of 1800 100% de agave reposado in the freezer.

    Tonight we will buy lemons. Tonight we will drink tequila.
  21. shwaip
    shwaip If you're doing shots, instead of salt-shot-lime, try cinnamon-shot-orange. Marushka's family introduced me to this, and it's pretty good.
  22. Cliff_Forster
    Cliff_Forster I don't lick / slam / suck, I just straight slam it baby! That's how I roll.
  23. shwaip
    shwaip i feel sorry for your wife.
  24. Cliff_Forster
    Cliff_Forster
    shwaip wrote:
    i feel sorry for your wife.

    Just the tequila, just the tequila,

    Seriously though, I enjoy a little lime with it from time to time, but the salt never added anything to the experience for me. I tend to take my Sauza straight up, perhaps accompanied by medium bodied beer.
  25. Dare
    Dare Favorite Tequilla beverage: Salty Dog
    White (Blanco) Tequilla
    Unsweetened grapefruit juice.
    Equal amounts, rim with Margarita salt and a lime.

    <3<3<3
  26. RichD
    RichD
    Magic, Sometimes beer can compliment tequila nicely.

    Have you guys ever heard of Desporado? It is tequilla infused beer. Kinda like Corrona or Coors but with a shot of tequilla in it.

    It is amazing. Tastes really citrusy, almost like lager and lime but I think it is about 6.5%. Even better one of my local bars does a special offer of all bottles are 3 for £5!
  27. mas0n
    mas0n
    RichD wrote:
    Have you guys ever heard of Desporado? It is tequilla infused beer. Kinda like Corrona or Coors but with a shot of tequilla in it.

    It is amazing. Tastes really citrusy, almost like lager and lime but I think it is about 6.5%. Even better one of my local bars does a special offer of all bottles are 3 for £5!

    yck.

    I used to drink Desperados on the last day before payday when I was in Germany because it was .40€/bottle. I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth.

    :D
  28. UPSLynx
    UPSLynx Enjoyed some 100% agave reposado with Prime tonight, lemon on the side.

    Don't know what it's called, something from Mexico.

    Was good, finally got a fix after reading this piece.
  29. airbornflght
    airbornflght luna azul silver. very respectable tequila, I'm all about the silvers though.
  30. primesuspect
    primesuspect UNDERAGE DRINKING! COOL STORY, BRO!
  31. Thrax
    Thrax YEAH, BRO, IT'S RAD TO GET HAMMERED.
  32. BuddyJ
    BuddyJ Back to the kid's table...
  33. fatcat
    fatcat meh, Tequilla

    Although I'm willing to try anything twice

    (except for that)
  34. Butters
    Butters I am definately going to get me a bottle or 2 of Zapopan Reposado today. I've seen it on the shelf for $9.99. I can't wait for Saturday night to cap an extra long work week-- granted work doesn't carryover into Sunday as my company loads data into Lawson S3.
  35. Jason
    Jason Is there a primer for gin?
  36. Zuntar
    Zuntar The wife and I brought 3 bottles of this back from our cruse to Cozumel. Can't wait to test it out now!!!

    Milagro Silver Tequila - 100% Blue Agave small batch tequila.
    Milagro-Silver-lg.jpg
  37. GHoosdum
    GHoosdum milagro is available at our local Costco here. Reasonably priced, too. I haven't tried it but I've been tempted.
  38. primesuspect
    primesuspect
    Jason wrote:
    Is there a primer for gin?

    If you write one there will be! :p
  39. Jason
    Jason
    If you write one there will be! :p

    I'm not sure if that's wise. From what I've been told, the last time I drank gin I ended up taking off my pants and throwing up all over your basement.
  40. UPSLynx
    UPSLynx Primer on gin.

    I'm on it.
  41. primesuspect
    primesuspect
    Jason wrote:
    I'm not sure if that's wise. From what I've been told, the last time I drank gin I ended up taking off my pants and throwing up all over your basement.

    Ohhhh yeahhh.... about that....
  42. GnomeQueen
    GnomeQueen
    Jason wrote:
    I'm not sure if that's wise. From what I've been told, the last time I drank gin I ended up taking off my pants and throwing up all over your basement.

    It's okay man, we've all been there. *cough*
  43. Annes
    Annes Why would you need a gin primer? Here's all you need to know: Hendrick's. The gin that finally got me to like gin.
  44. fmueller
    fmueller Great article. I had never had a tequila until a few years ago I had a unique opportunity to tour a very traditional tequila manufacturer in Mexico. It turned me into an instant fan, and I created a photo essay of the tour, which you can view on Photo.net:

    Where does Tequila come from?

    Enjoy!

    Frank

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  45. poofie
    poofie
    UPSLynx wrote:
    Primer on gin.

    I'm on it.

    i think gin preferences are so intensely personal, it's hard to write a primer that's much more specific than "dear god don't buy anything in a plastic bottle."
  46. GHoosdum
    GHoosdum Very cool photo essay, Frank!
  47. ardichoke
    ardichoke
    poofie wrote:
    i think gin preferences are so intensely personal, it's hard to write a primer that's much more specific than "dear god don't buy anything in a plastic bottle."
    but plastic bottles don't break when you drop them in a drunken stupor!:bawling:
  48. Matt Hi,

    I'm a little confused about Zapopan Reposado. Your column says it is a mixto, but on my bottle, the label says 100% Puro de Agave in large letters. I have seen photos of this tequila bottle without the 100% Puro de Agave ID. Perhaps there are 2 versions of the tequila? How is one to tell if it's a mixto with the 100% Puro de Agave label?

    Thank you
  49. GHoosdum
    GHoosdum Matt - fantastic if you've found Zapopan with the 100% de Agave label. If that label is there, it is definitely NOT mixto. Judging by the fact that the bottle of Zapopan I picked up was only ten bucks and didn't have the 100% de agave label, I assumed it was a mixto; usually any tequila that isn't labeled as 100% de agave is a mixto. Legally, however, if the label is there it has to be puro, so yours is legit.
  50. brett Nice article. With the number of cheap 100% agave tequilas out there, I'd avoid mixto completely. I pick reposados and they're usually good enough for sipping, and if not, they make nice palomas (one part tequila, one part squirt soda, a little lime juice). A nice go-to $15-20 tequila is El Ultimo.
  51. primesuspect
  52. PirateNinja
  53. Mt_Goat
    Mt_Goat
    Let me also add, tequila makes me shake my ass at awkward social situations, its magic I tell ya, 100% magic.
    What a horrible image!

  54. Mt_Goat
    Mt_Goat Tequila makes her clothes fall off! That's why I like it.
  55. UPSLynx
    UPSLynx I haven't had a good tequila in a long time, over a year now. I want some.
  56. rolleggroll
    rolleggroll real talk: you can never have too much tequa.
  57. Tushon
    Tushon
    real talk: you can never have too much tequa.
    Many of my friends will disagree with this statement.
  58. GHoosdum
    GHoosdum For those that can find it, Costco sells a very decent 100% de Agave Anejo for a miserly $22 per liter.

    I haven't made many mixed drinks since it became available.

    I also recently discovered they are selling 1.5L bottles of 100% de Agave Blanco for something like $18. I have to try that next time I run out of blanco and reposado for mixing.
  59. BobbyDigi
    BobbyDigi Like... Costco brand Tequila?

    -Digi
  60. GHoosdum
    GHoosdum Yep, it's Kirkland Signature (Costco's brand)... LOL, looks like I forgot to specify in the post. I guess I've been having too much Kirkland Signature lately.
  61. BobbyDigi
    BobbyDigi Hmmmm, Tequila is one of those things where 100% de Agave means 100% de Agave in name brand or store brand. Thanks for the tip, Costco has always had good prices on Patron, gunna give the Kirkland a try next time.

    -Digi
  62. Cliff_Forster
    Cliff_Forster Drinking some tequila this evening I recalled this excellent article. I have decided this will be the place to share things that are better on tequila.

    Bit.Trip.Runner most definitely more enjoyable after the forth shot. Seriously Icrontic, alone, bored, nothing better to do, down some tequila and start playing Bit.Trip.Runner now, you will thank me.

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