Compose a METAL HAIKU, win a Brütal Legend demo key

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1. 
   18 Sep 2009 ~ 4:43pm Cliff_Forster Have Heather Locklear
   Then Pamela Anderson
   When you bang a drum
2. 
   18 Sep 2009 ~ 4:53pm Snarkasm Manganese, copper,
   Mercury, plutonium,
   tungsten, cadmium.
   
   That, my friends, is a heavy metal haiku. Thank you, thank you.
   
   I already told
   My friend Brian that I would
   Take an XBox key.
3. 
   18 Sep 2009 ~ 4:57pm primesuspect Read it again, nubs
   You seem a bit impatient
   Breathe; Post your platform
4. 
   18 Sep 2009 ~ 5:19pm Cliff_Forster I'm not in it for the loot, I just dig Haiku.
5. 
   18 Sep 2009 ~ 5:25pm Butters Dave Grohl, Yorke and Flea
   Sorry- these dudes you won't see
   Just Metal it be
   
   My platform is none
   no xbox, no playstation
   Fail with my P.C.
6. 
   18 Sep 2009 ~ 5:48pm Andrew face melting guitars
   from brutal legends of old
   summon the Red Ring
7. 
   18 Sep 2009 ~ 5:54pm primesuspect Unregistered Guest
   If you want to win, please post
   Ways to contact you
8. 
   18 Sep 2009 ~ 5:56pm BobbyDigi In a World of Green
   Heavy F*ing Metal is
   Red Flames and Black Smoke
   
   Some rock breaking necks
   Others steady bobbin heads
   All of them Metal
   
   No prize for me please
   I play just to rep IC
   Metal Haiku Fun
   
   -Bobby
9. 
   18 Sep 2009 ~ 6:07pm Autumn In METAL:
   
   GWARWARGURBLAGUH
   EEYAGARAHGAHBLAHGOH
   GIYAGAHGORAHG
   
   *biddly biddly biddly beee*
   
   In English:
   
   All metal brutal
   This is an outright falsehood
   Sing about flowers
   
   *biddly biddly biddly bee*
   
   PS3 btw
10. 
    18 Sep 2009 ~ 6:12pm BobbyDigi Never have I seen
    Editorial Haiku
    Good Job PrimeSuspect
    
    -Bobby
11. 
    18 Sep 2009 ~ 6:22pm Andrew Andrew from above
    Is my email not enough?
    Do you use twitter?
    
    
    @agius
    
    Great contest, guys!
12. 
    18 Sep 2009 ~ 6:34pm Linc Attention Brian
    Guests submit email to post
    Talk to the coder
13. 
    18 Sep 2009 ~ 6:55pm primesuspect I have made edits
    Plaintext address not so safe
    My apologies
14. 
    18 Sep 2009 ~ 6:56pm primesuspect The Red Ring Reference
    A cleverly designed ploy
    Xbox 360
15. 
    18 Sep 2009 ~ 11:12pm Spot the metal is black
    just like the ps3
    is going to be legend
    
    Ps3
16. 
    19 Sep 2009 ~ 1:27am emtiff if skill be the rule
    snarkasm for the win, but
    random doth this be
    
    not metal enough
    you say? pick of destiny
    i do invoke thee
    
    great contest! ps3
17. 
    19 Sep 2009 ~ 3:34am Canti No Playstation 3
    Don't have an XBox either
    I can has win now?
18. 
    19 Sep 2009 ~ 9:10am Owenski Blondes Brunettes and Reds
    I Got To Love All Of Them
    Call Me The Doctor
    
    I'll take one for the 360 please!
19. 
    19 Sep 2009 ~ 11:53am Redcoat With axe in one hand
    Ready the face melting solo
    This will be Brütal
    
    360 key please
20. 
    19 Sep 2009 ~ 11:58am wax a lolcat would say
    can i haz 360 key
    i iz face shredder
21. 
    19 Sep 2009 ~ 12:21pm Thrax From on Valhalla
    He did descend to command,
    "Rock, or meet thy end!"
    
    (I just wanted to play along)
22. 
    20 Sep 2009 ~ 12:16pm Kobra Judas Priest Hell yeah
    Jonas Brothers Kiss My Ass
    Metal Beats All Bitch
23. 
    20 Sep 2009 ~ 12:22pm Kobra Anal explosion
    What rhymes with crucifixion
    Live Brutal Legends
24. 
    20 Sep 2009 ~ 12:23pm Kobra 360 key
25. 
    20 Sep 2009 ~ 3:26pm primesuspect Alright; since not enough people entered to have to draw, everybody who entered gets a key
    
    I'll be mailing them out shortly.
    
    Congrats, and thanks for the awesome entries!
26. 
    20 Sep 2009 ~ 3:45pm primesuspect All the keys have been sent out except for redcoat's
    
    Your email address was rejected as non-existent. Please contact me asap by PM on Icrontic, or email brian att icrontic dott com
27. 
    20 Sep 2009 ~ 4:07pm Redcoat Sorry about that, I've dropped you an email
    
    Hope it sorts things out
28. 
    20 Sep 2009 ~ 10:57pm kurtiss Facemelting Solo
    Shatters Bones And Spleen
    Liquify The Damned
29. 
    20 Sep 2009 ~ 10:59pm kurtiss Facemelting Solo
    Shatters Bones And Spleen
    Liquify The Damned
    
    sryz i wants 360
30. 
    20 Sep 2009 ~ 11:02pm kurtiss iza stupid already ovr? darns
31. 
    20 Sep 2009 ~ 11:14pm primesuspect Sorry Kurtiss, yeah, the contest ended this afternoon.