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Compose a METAL HAIKU, win a Brütal Legend demo key

Compose a METAL HAIKU, win a Brütal Legend demo key

TOUR BUS

TOUR BUS

Metal melts your face
The fury of guitar reigns
Time to win a key

The demo of the upcoming Brütal Legend won’t be available until 09/24, but you can get your grubby little hands on one a bit early if you come up with an awesome 5-7-5 METAL HAIKU for our entertainment.

Post a METAL HAIKU in the comments, your preference (xbox 360 or PS3), and I’ll randomly choose four winners for each platform on Sunday the 20th at 2pm EST.

Comments

  1. Cliff_Forster
    Cliff_Forster Have Heather Locklear
    Then Pamela Anderson
    When you bang a drum
  2. Snarkasm
    Snarkasm Manganese, copper,
    Mercury, plutonium,
    tungsten, cadmium.

    That, my friends, is a heavy metal haiku. Thank you, thank you.

    I already told
    My friend Brian that I would
    Take an XBox key.
  3. primesuspect
    primesuspect Read it again, nubs
    You seem a bit impatient
    Breathe; Post your platform
  4. Cliff_Forster
    Cliff_Forster I'm not in it for the loot, I just dig Haiku.
  5. Butters
    Butters Dave Grohl, Yorke and Flea
    Sorry- these dudes you won't see
    Just Metal it be

    My platform is none
    no xbox, no playstation
    Fail with my P.C.
  6. Andrew face melting guitars
    from brutal legends of old
    summon the Red Ring
  7. primesuspect
    primesuspect Unregistered Guest
    If you want to win, please post
    Ways to contact you
  8. BobbyDigi
    BobbyDigi In a World of Green
    Heavy F*ing Metal is
    Red Flames and Black Smoke

    Some rock breaking necks
    Others steady bobbin heads
    All of them Metal

    No prize for me please
    I play just to rep IC
    Metal Haiku Fun

    -Bobby
  9. Autumn In METAL:

    GWARWARGURBLAGUH
    EEYAGARAHGAHBLAHGOH
    GIYAGAHGORAHG

    *biddly biddly biddly beee*

    In English:

    All metal brutal
    This is an outright falsehood
    Sing about flowers

    *biddly biddly biddly bee*

    PS3 btw :D
  10. BobbyDigi
    BobbyDigi Never have I seen
    Editorial Haiku
    Good Job PrimeSuspect

    -Bobby
  11. Andrew Andrew from above
    Is my email not enough?
    Do you use twitter?


    @agius

    :D Great contest, guys!
  12. Linc
    Linc Attention Brian
    Guests submit email to post
    Talk to the coder :)
  13. primesuspect
    primesuspect I have made edits
    Plaintext address not so safe
    My apologies
  14. primesuspect
    primesuspect The Red Ring Reference
    A cleverly designed ploy
    Xbox 360
  15. Spot the metal is black
    just like the ps3
    is going to be legend

    Ps3
  16. emtiff if skill be the rule
    snarkasm for the win, but
    random doth this be

    not metal enough
    you say? pick of destiny
    i do invoke thee

    great contest! ps3
  17. Canti
    Canti No Playstation 3
    Don't have an XBox either
    I can has win now?
  18. Owenski Blondes Brunettes and Reds
    I Got To Love All Of Them
    Call Me The Doctor

    I'll take one for the 360 please!
  19. Redcoat With axe in one hand
    Ready the face melting solo
    This will be Brütal

    360 key please
  20. wax
    wax a lolcat would say
    can i haz 360 key
    i iz face shredder
  21. Thrax
    Thrax From on Valhalla
    He did descend to command,
    "Rock, or meet thy end!"

    (I just wanted to play along)
  22. Kobra Judas Priest Hell yeah
    Jonas Brothers Kiss My Ass
    Metal Beats All Bitch
  23. Kobra Anal explosion
    What rhymes with crucifixion
    Live Brutal Legends
  24. primesuspect
    primesuspect Alright; since not enough people entered to have to draw, everybody who entered gets a key :)

    I'll be mailing them out shortly.

    Congrats, and thanks for the awesome entries!
  25. primesuspect
    primesuspect All the keys have been sent out except for redcoat's

    Your email address was rejected as non-existent. Please contact me asap by PM on Icrontic, or email brian att icrontic dott com
  26. Redcoat Sorry about that, I've dropped you an email

    Hope it sorts things out :)
  27. kurtiss Facemelting Solo
    Shatters Bones And Spleen
    Liquify The Damned
  28. kurtiss Facemelting Solo
    Shatters Bones And Spleen
    Liquify The Damned

    sryz i wants 360
  29. kurtiss iza stupid already ovr? darns
  30. primesuspect
    primesuspect Sorry Kurtiss, yeah, the contest ended this afternoon.

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