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Dear Remedy: I hate you

Dear Remedy: I hate you

Dear Remedy Entertainment,

There is no easy way to say this, so I’ll just get right to it. I’m breaking up with you. I’m packing my bags, and never looking back. It’s over, we’re finished. You may want to know why, to understand what led me to this decision after so many years of adoration and fandom. I hope my words will help you find the peace that I am now pursuing.

About a month ago I was punched in the gut while sitting at my PC. It is difficult to describe what I felt. It was as if millions of PC gamers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. Remedy, you had made a decision, one that I will never forget; you pulled the plug on Alan Wake for the PC. My world had gone dark.

You were once one of my favorite game developers, Remedy. Many PC gamers shared my sentiments—you championed the PC platform and practically made history when you introduced the Max Payne series. Sure, you were a relatively new game studio in early 2000 with a small crew of developers and artists, but you managed to deliver a brilliant new game franchise that shared no similarities with anything else out there. Everyone was happy, and life was filled with slow-motion frivolity. Do you remember those days? We would dance, hand in hand, until the sun went down and the lights went out. I introduced you to all of my friends, and they thought you were the greatest thing to ever happen to the PC. You had created a kingdom in spent bullet casings.

Only you could improve on perfection. In 2003 you made Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne. The game was wonderful—adorned by gorgeous graphics, ragdoll physics, and more noir than you could shake a Magnum revolver at. Max had grown uglier, with that terrible tie of his, but you, Remedy, you were as beautiful as ever. I was so satisfied with what we had. All of my console gaming friends were jealous, they knew the game was better on the PC. They would have given just about anything to have a mouse in hand and be me in those days.

I couldn’t have been more excited when you announced Alan Wake, that brand new psychological action thriller with a gorgeous graphics engine. You had earned my full respect. I knew this title would be one of greatness. That was 2005 though, and life was very different. Today, the love and enthusiasm that I had for you, Remedy Entertainment, has been replaced by blackness and hatred. You have abandoned those that helped build your foundation.

You stopped talking to me, Remedy. You didn’t tell me how Max Payne 3 was coming along. I began to worry about you, and my fears were only confirmed once you passed the Max Payne IP over to Rockstar Games so you could focus on Alan Wake. I understand this may be a mid-life crisis, and you just need to cut the fat and find out who you really are. I encourage any such soul-searching efforts. I shouldn’t have needed to be worried, either, as Rockstar Games has made a name for themselves with some very good titles in recent years.

They say love means giving someone the chance to hurt you, but trusting they don’t. I began to think that my trust was misplaced the moment information on Max Payne 3 was released. Rockstar Games was taking the game in the wrong direction. Max had become fat and he was in Brazil fighting drug traffickers. This was wrong. It was all wrong. Things had begun to fall apart, and deep down inside, I knew that the end was coming faster than a buzz from a heavy dosage of Valkyr.

The sun was setting with practiced bravado. Twilight crawled across the sky, laden with foreboding. I knew something was going on. I saw how you looked at the Xbox 360. I noticed how you talked to it, with that gleeful look in your eye, just like the one you showed me all those years ago. There was nothing I could do to stop it—you were his, and he was yours. When you announced that Alan Wake would be an Xbox 360 exclusive, it was the final knife in my heart. The whole thing was a joke, and I was duped. We were all duped.

You drove the knife deeper into my heart. Only a few days after the announcement, that month’s issue of CGW magazine showed up on my doorstep. Like a dark messenger riding in on a cavalry of despair, there sat Alan Wake on the front cover. I took a breath and opened up the story. Right in the opening paragraph, it stated Alan Wake as being an Xbox 360 exclusive. The news broke in a print magazine. You made this decision long before you decided to tell me, Remedy. The mere thought of such an act disgusts me. It’s over, Remedy. I am finished with you.

Now I’m trying my best to move forward and get over this. I suggest you do the same, Remedy. I’m not the type to change my mind, and outside of you buying back the rights to Max Payne 3 and launching Alan Wake on the PC, nothing you can do will bring life back to this cold, dead heart within me. Even if you moved all of your operations to some town in Indiana, like Richmond, and begged me to come work for you, I wouldn’t do it. You’ve already hurt me too much.

I know we’ll see each other in Los Angeles in June. You’ll be showing everyone your stuff at E3, and I’ll be there on business doing my job. It will be awkward, and I promise not to make a scene.

I’m sorry about this. I didn’t want for things to end this way, but you left me no choice. Don’t bother trying to find me if you need me, I’ll be grabbing drinks with my buddies, Valve and Crytek.

Regretfully,
Bobby Miller

Comments

  1. Rag Hey, I completely understand what you think and I am pissed off too, but that doesn't mean that Alan Wake will be a good game.

    I upgraded my computer to play this game and even pre-ordered it back in 2005. Then I heard that the developement had been stopped. Why would Remedy do that?

    Well they didn't, because that was Microsof's decision. Remedy WOULD LOVE to bring the game on PC and I so would I. However, I am still going to play this game with my friend on his 360. Life is harsh, but a game cancelled on a certain platform isn't going to stop me playing this game.
  2. Cheboury No need to kick a dead horse but you need to get a life or just an Xbox 360. I can understand your grief but pal there are much worse problems occupying the space between you and me. Like Remedy would actually take heed and have an about-face. They are a business and so is MS. MS needs you to buy an Xbox 360 so for now they will make you wait or simply believe that Alan Wake won't be coming to the PC.

    I just hope Alan Wake will turn out to be everything we all hope it will be as it really need to be. After so many years in development they are going to have to sell quite a number of copies to break even. No doubt Alan Wake 2 and 3 will follow, they need to amortize and make effective use of all those assets and years tweaking that engine.

    I should not have mentioned that you should get a life. That's a little harsh from me but there are more important things in life and besides... if you were planning on playing Alan Wake on the PC that means you got a pretty massive rig. Meaning that you have been able to enjoy some truly great PC games for the last 3 to 4 years or so. You can't have everything in life! That's that!
  3. Thrax
    Thrax Deliberate hyperbole is lost on some people.
  4. UPSLynx
    UPSLynx It isn't just Alan Wake I'm concerned with. I'm much more worried about the Max Payne series. Canning Alan Wake on the PC was simply the final straw. Remedy went too far.

    Plus, I'm a PC gamer. I don't have a 360 to play Alan Wake on. Even if I did, I'd be hard pressed to be convinced that I'd want to play that game on a gamepad.
  5. SPIKE09
  6. UPSLynx
    UPSLynx These are my favorite comments ever.
  7. Zarinesh Thrax, I love you.
  8. Chip-Dapper
    Chip-Dapper I decided to give Remedy its games back, one megapixel at a time.
  9. Cliff_Forster
    Cliff_Forster Epic not putting GOW2 on PC, and Lucasarts taking their sweet old time on Force Unleashed also comes to mind.

    Roots, gotta remember where you come from yo, keep it real I say, don't abandon your hood, the people that made you who you are, all that jazz.
  10. Bob Dole Oh, boohoo! Get over it!
  11. ricardo Remedy never owned the Max Payne IP. 3D Realms did and they are the ones that sold it to Rockstar.

    It is out of their hand whether or not Alan Wake comes to PC. 100% Microsoft decision.

    So just get over it
  12. Winfrey
    Winfrey I will fight you Bob Dole! Don't think you can hide forever in your museum in Kansas!
  13. Chip-Dapper
    Chip-Dapper Dear UPS Lynx,

    Remedy called me this afternoon in tears. It had just read your letter, you brute.

    Oh, and get over it!!!
  14. Squat
    Squat Hilarious, loved it. Thanks Lynx
  15. chrisWhite
  16. Steve Probably this is another M$ effort to force game players to its console. They did the same thing to the MechWarrior series (remember "Lone Wolf"?) and did the same with Halo - when M$ took it over, Halo was being developed as a Mac game. Mac users were assured there would still be a Mac version alongside the PC version. M$ lied to both groups. Trying to force everyone onto an Xbox is an old, very old, story.
  17. Winfrey
    Winfrey "The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger. And then it was over."
  18. UPSLynx
    UPSLynx I love this thread!!!

    I WILL NOT GET OVER IT! YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE!

    Winfrey, that pic made me LOL. Have you ever seen the pics of me when I went as Max for Halloween?

    Attachment not found.

    It was my finest moment. Until I was Honest Abe.
  19. UPSLynx
    UPSLynx http://www.n4g.com/NewsPendingCom-499343.aspx?CT=1&Page=1&Page2=1#C3495029

    Check out the comment from user XDF (you'll probably have to scroll up just a little bit)

    Lord this is killing me.
  20. Lefein Whiner should be a 360 and be done with it, Microsoft call the shots knob not REMEDY.
  21. Koreish
    Koreish Yeah Bobby why don't you just go schill out 200USD for a 360 so you can play one game that was supposed to be a PC exclusive from the start. Jeez it's so easy and cost efficient., don't know why you haven't done it already. Consoles RULE!!!
  22. UPSLynx
    UPSLynx
    Lefein wrote:
    Whiner should be a 360 and be done with it, Microsoft call the shots knob not REMEDY.

    What if I don't WANT to be a 360??!!! I want to be an animator when I grow up, NOT A 360. You don't know me!

    And don't encourage this, Koreish!
  23. Canti
    Canti
    UPSLynx wrote:
    What if I don't WANT to be a 360??!!!!

    Hey kid..................

























    I'M A COMPUTA
  24. primesuspect
  25. name agree 100% but you make it sound like remedy are the only ones giving us PC gamers the finger.
    are we forgetting MW2s dedicated servers?
    or the BS ubisoft DRM.
    or the no SPC demo, or ruse beta.
    not to mention having to wait months for console ports, if the games were being made for the PC i could understand the delay, but there not.
    its not only remedy betraying their fans its almost every god dam developer!
    the only developers out there that support their PC community are valve and ID.
    crytek, im a little iffy about.
    im worried crysis 2 on PC will just be a crappy port of the console games.
    if they prove me wrong, and deliver on what the first did than they can join the group.
  26. jeff newsflash , until piracy on the pc is sorted out , there will be less and less games coming out for it.

    you shouldnt be suprised
  27. BuddyJ
  28. Koreish
  29. UPSLynx
    UPSLynx lawl. Dat song.

    For the last time, piracy is not the real problem. Don't you guys realize how prominent piracy is on consoles? It is more common on PC due to the simplicity of it all, but I can name off a list of friends that have modded consoles so they can pirate. Piracy on the PC isn't an excuse when you have platforms like Steam in place. It's just an easy scapegoat for companies like Microsoft who want to gobble up profits for themselves, case in point, Alan Wake.
  30. primesuspect
    primesuspect Come on, you have to be realistic here. Piracy on the PC is far more rampant than consoles.
  31. UPSLynx
    UPSLynx I am being realistic, and I said that it is more common on the PC, but it certainly isn't exclusive. I'm just saying that "not doing it - piracy" is a poor excuse for developers to stay away from the PC, ESPECIALLY when a game like Alan Wake was originally intended for the PC, well before the 360 even existed on store shelves.
  32. Thrax
    Thrax The phrase you're looking for is: Disingenuous excuse.
  33. Bandrik
    Bandrik
    UPSLynx wrote:
    http://www.n4g.com/NewsPendingCom-499343.aspx?CT=1&Page=1&Page2=1#C3495029

    Check out the comment from user XDF (you'll probably have to scroll up just a little bit)

    Lord this is killing me.

    I was particularly amused by darkride66's comments, talking about how the PC game industry being decimated by pirates. I may be alone in thinking this, but poorly thought-out DRM like Spore and Assassin's Creed II comes to mind more than pirates that are stealing for piracy's sake. And also, Steam. Nuff said.
  34. Bandrik
    Bandrik
    UPSLynx wrote:
    lawl. Dat song.

    Now I have to one-up it and take it to the next level.
  35. chrisWhite
    chrisWhite All I know Lynx, is that you're missing out on some great games.
  36. Bandrik
    Bandrik
    chrisWhite wrote:
    All I know Lynx, is that you're missing out on some great games.

    Yep. All the systems have their offerings. Don't be a fanboy to just one platform and all sorts of new possibilities will open up.





    LIKE TOTALLY FINAL FANTASY THIRTEEN YEAHHH *SQUEEEEE!!!!!!1uno*
  37. Koreish
    Koreish I kept my 360 solely for FF13 and now I can keep it solely for this game.
  38. web traffic Lovely! I could not agree more. Awesome letter, make them weep!!!!!
  39. ishareyourpain "Selling out" refers to the compromising of one's integrity, morality and principles in exchange for money, "success" (however defined) or personal gain. It is commonly associated with attempts to tailor material to a mainstream audience. ...
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sell_out
  40. mertesn
    mertesn
    "Selling out" refers to the compromising of one's integrity, morality and principles in exchange for money, "success" (however defined) or personal gain. It is commonly associated with attempts to tailor material to a mainstream audience. ...
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sell_out
    Cool story, bro.
  41. Bandrik
    Bandrik 0c1bc_newsflash.jpg

    Lynx, I think Remedy got your letter. Just now. She told me to tell you that it was lost in the mail up until now, and thought you were just a big smelly jerkface jerkwad of a jerk when you walked out on her in 2010.

    She hopes she can have another chance to date you... perhaps you have some warmth left in your heart?

    (/troll)
  42. Ilriyas
    Ilriyas This letter made me lol, seriously this is bloody brilliant.

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