Play Left 4 Dead with the jerks who made it

MOAR L4D

Yes, I said jerks. They’re jerks because they made an amazing game that I want to play and I can’t because I’m broke and eating ramenchili everyday and even if I had the game I wouldn’t have time to play it because I’m so busy writing stuff like this and I have two kids and I’m trying to make my way in the world because I live in Michigan which is a really tough place to be right now because of the economy and the automakers and if they don’t pass this bailout it’s gonna be even worse in Michigan and we just need a little help and all I do all day is write stuff to try to survive and I love games and I want to play Left 4 Dead with my friends because the demo was SO SO SO fun and dammit, you can play with the guys and gals who made it, but I can’t so have fun. Jerks.