“Okay, uh… don’t move. Okay, all right. So, I’ve got an idea, but it is bloody dangerous. Here we go.”
Does your life have enough testing? If the answer is “yes”, we do not want you—you are most likely a horrible tester.
What we want from you is to build tests. Can you do that? I hope so, because we still are having a Mantismen problem in the lower levels. Anyways, allow me to present PeTI, Apeture Science’s Perpetual Testing Initiative.
What are you waiting for? Start making new tests—you are already costing us money.