Seafarin’ hearties sail through th’ night fer Dan Brown book

Dan Brown’s new book, “Th’ Lost Symbol,” ‘as rocketed ter th’ top o’ th’ charts ter become one o’ th’ most swashbucklerd books o’ th’ voyage.

‘Tis abnormal fer traditional literature t’be popular amongst swashbucklers. Th’ ten most popular eBooks this year be primarily concerned wi’ sex help, presumably t’ improve the’r cursed luck wi’ th’ ladies when they’s (finally) get t’ port.

But indeed, Th’ Lost Symbol has defied convention t’ become a powerhouse on th’ largest torrent sites. Wi’ buckets o’ chestfulls o’ downloads, Dan Brown has (un)flatteringly become one o’ th’ most popular authors o’ th’ voyage wi’ them who will ne’repay a dime.

Yarrr, this be one sign of success. Shiver me timbers!