The Expo Icrontic 2016 Red Carpet
primesuspect Beepin n' BoopinDetroit, MI Icrontian
As confused as this Michigan weather has been this year (hail and snow in mid-May?), the Primerian calendar takes no cues from Mother Nature. As the rhythms of online life ebb and flow the Icrontians' internal calendar always, always rolls around to Expo Icrontic and this year is no exception. Dust off your keyboards, controllers, mice, dice, and mugs... our 13th annual Expo has arrived.
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"FIRST" came the cry. Who could it be? Could it be one of the rarified folks who frantically mash their F5 key in hopes of being the illustrious and dubious person to be able to proudly proclaim their firstosity?
No. Not this time. This time it's @GHOOSDUM who meanders online once every few weeks and so happened to meander this way at exactly the right moment
Mere minutes later comes another Ohioan, another Nexlian, another person who never gets close to being first; this time around "SECOND" can be claimed by none other than @ZANTHIAN.
Must be the timezone confusion; this time around @THRAX is merely third.
It wouldn't be shocking if he biked here from Texas, or hell, even ran here... either way say hello to @_K no matter how he gets here.
If you ever looked around any Expo Icrontic LAN area and thought, "Gee, you know what, this is actually really well-thought-out and meticulously planned and makes excellent and efficient use of the limited space...", you can thank @QCH for that.
The Queen of food blogging and wine tasting, arriving with a brilliant smile for all is @HUMERUSMEG
Everybody give Uncle @RYDER a big ol' hug!
The man who is almost one full Bobby in height has arrived, and even he doesn't have to duck at ICHQ. Greetings to @ALEXDEGRUVEN
BEEP BOOP SKIDOPPITY BIP BIP @UPSKINGPIN
Ja! Er kann nur jetzt in Deutsch sprechen, aber immer noch @CB auf der Expo Englisch zu sprechen kommen wird, hoffen wir!
@TUSHON incoming, Tushon incoming.
Once a mythical creature from the depths of Icrontic's deep, dark past.... but now a regular ol' happy and solid fixture of this community, here comes @SONOROUS.
@FETTBACON? MORE LIKE FATBACON MIRITE?
If you ever play TF2 with us, you may often hear me screaming "DAMMIT @STRIKES GO FUCK YOURSELF". Yeah, he's coming.
If you ever play TF2 with us, you WILL hear me screaming "FUCK YOU @MASSALINIE GO FUCK YOURSELF". Yeah, she's coming.
Remember the good old days when @MERTESN was fast on the draw and could "FIRST" with the best of them?
Whatever you do, do not ever call @SAZBEAN "dude".
Whatever you do, do not ever roll dice against @SAZBOOM
From America's heartland comes America's sweetheart @LEVEX
MEIN @TIBERIUSLAZARUS HIER KOMMEN WIR
His name just feels like it should be yelled out loud while shaking your fist. @FARGE!
The time for Expo newbies has arrived. Our first first-timer is @STACK
Another Expo Newbie: Don't call him... wait.. no, call him @DONTCALLMEKELSO
Control to commander @DRASNOR, please report to the hangar bay.
Brewmeister @MAGIC has arrived.
The first of many people-who-used-to-live-here has arrived: @RYANFODDER's homecoming is nigh.
The woman with the best bullshit detector of all time has arrived: Greetings @MALIA
This will officially be the best Expo of all time.... because finally @DIGIKID has arrived!
A digikid needs a chauffeur. I guess @BOBBYDIGI will have to do.
What up @J