How NOT to defrag your drive

TexTex Dallas/Ft. Worth
edited July 2004 in Hardware
http://www.datadocktorn.nu/us_frag1.php

Before reading please gather some common household tools and other implements of destruction.

Remember if a screwdriver works good a power drill will only work better.

Tex

Comments

  • muddocktormuddocktor
    edited July 2004
    That is pretty funny, Tex! :thumbsup: Nice find. ;D
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited July 2004
    OMFG :eek:

    Ahahahahaahahahaha
  • TexTex Dallas/Ft. Worth
    edited July 2004
    Very often they'll need some force to come off, but if you pry gently with some datachisels, it'll will work out for the best.

    datachisels ? LMAO ! I liked the name. And you know pretty much if the tech guy working on your computer pulls out a datachisel it aint gonna be pretty folks.

    Tex
  • scottscott Medina, Ohio Icrontian
    edited July 2004
    Well I tried the outlined method of defragging. I think I must have put the disc thingys in upside down or something.
  • TexTex Dallas/Ft. Worth
    edited July 2004
    Lmao !
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited July 2004
    scott wrote:
    Well I tried the outlined method of defragging. I think I must have put the disc thingys in upside down or something.
    ;D;D;D;D
  • EyesOnlyEyesOnly Sweden New
    edited July 2004
    Shorty wrote:
    OMFG :eek:

    Ahahahahaahahahaha

    Ditto

    Now whe knoew why swedes are best at computar mantainence. :D :sweflag:
  • LINLIN Tri_State Area
    edited July 2004
    Make sure that all fingerprints are wiped away so the surface looks shiny, clean, nice and good.
    Of course we only use the best products. Svinto is unbeatable when it comes to data service. (Svinto is a Swedish brand of Steel wool added with soap, ask for at your nearest convenience store)

    Lol Lol. much obliged for the laugh. :)


    LIN
  • MedlockMedlock Miramar, Florida Member
    edited July 2004
    :hair: I never knew!

    Must defraggle my motherdisc!!

    ;D
  • CycloniteCyclonite Tampa, Florida Icrontian
    edited July 2004
    Well, crap! I lost my datachisle...

    /me goes to find it.
  • TexTex Dallas/Ft. Worth
    edited July 2004
    We had to use a datachisel just the other day when the data hose got stuck in the switch. We finally got it out, but data spewed all over the floor until we could get the bit valve shut off. Thank goodness we had a good ethermop handy.
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff Icrontian
    edited July 2004
    We had a RAID 5.1 motherdisk group at work and I put it into our server in the wrong order. Lo and behold, the thing springs a major leak. We were up to our ankles in ones and zeros, and I spent days mopping up data and throwing it into the trash, because, you know, you can't very well use dirty data again.

    Needless to say, I spent a good week going around the office with the datachisel breaking off pieces of motherdisk to put back into the group. I then left the group on top of a magnet to realign the data into an order we could use.

    I owe all of my success to that article.
  • TexTex Dallas/Ft. Worth
    edited July 2004
    Kwitko wrote:
    I spent days mopping up data and throwing it into the trash, because, you know, you can't very well use dirty data again..

    Yeah right... Thats what Robin said after she deleted 12gbs of porn from my computer too..
  • ThraxThrax 🐌 Austin, TX Icrontian
    edited July 2004
    Motherdisc?
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff Icrontian
    edited July 2004
    Motherdisc. Datachisel. It's all good.
  • ThraxThrax 🐌 Austin, TX Icrontian
    edited July 2004
    Those words make my brain hurt.
  • FlintstoneFlintstone SE Florida
    edited July 2004
    Only if you use them properly!
  • Geeky1Geeky1 University of the Pacific (Stockton, CA, USA)
    edited July 2004
    Thrax wrote:
    Those words make my brain hurt.

    I'm sure they do mistar loltastic. ;D
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff Icrontian
    edited July 2004
    Tex wrote:
    Yeah right... Thats what Robin said after she deleted 12gbs of porn from my computer too..

    ;D;D;D
  • TheHandofGodTheHandofGod Ft Lauderdale, FL
    edited July 2004
    Would data chisels be magnetic? Hmmm... Magnetic Data Chisels would own... Thats probably just beacause if I said, "I used my MDC to help defragment my Motherdisc after years of data corrosion, thanks to Outlook, IE, and Spam." it would make a great Macintosh comercial. :D
  • shwaipshwaip bluffin' with my muffin Icrontian
    edited July 2004
    They forgot their grounding strap.
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