<b>It's widely known that we have bad drivers here, nothing like a
little nicotine withdrawal TO AMPLIFY THE FACT NINETY SEVEN BAZILLIONTY
EIGHT TIMES</b> <img src="http://www.short-media.com/forum/images/smilies/mean.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Mean">
CB and GHoosdum discuss difficulties with rental cars:
GHoosdum: Holy crap the rental I got is the most uninspired car of all time CB Droege: Just a car... GHoosdum: A car with flaccid handling GHoosdum: Like driving a walrus GHoosdum: A dead one CB Droege: I think that might be much more difficult than you're thinking it would be.
She: How'd I end up on the Oceanic server??? (She's in US) Me: Because you love Australia She: Oh, I love australia, but never been... She: The accent makes my panties wet... Me: That's ok if you're a girl... She: lol, I am, why else would I be wearing panties... Me: Ya never know these days She: lol, true. How old are you? Me: 50 She: ... I gotta go, my parents say it's my bedtime...
"I was watching TV at the same time as vacuuming my keyboard, and just carried on vacuuming. When I sat down at my computer again, I realise the T, Y and U keys are missing..."
-Jokke reminds us that vacuuming can be dangerous.
They're HELIUM PIRATES. They come from below with their HELIUM BALLOONSHIPS and drill into your storage tanks. Then they siphon the helium using hand-pumped bellows into their shoddy tanks quickly, leaving you in a lurch.
The problems are twofold: You lost your treasurelode, AND you lose the buoyancy boost that comes from the added helium. Return trips are always FASTER because of the helium, you see.
BlackHawk: I'm buying helium. That's gonna be the next gold bullion.
Keebler: can i buy helium on the commodities market? maybe it would have a -wait for it- ~lifting~ effect on the market
the_technocrat: I think you're full of hot air
Keebler: but im a gas
the_technocrat: The market's under too much pressure
Keebler: it's going to boyle over
the_technocrat: Keebs, you're a star. Are you looking for some kind of reaction?
Keebler: it was a noble attempt at further humor.
BuddyJ: Keebs is inert.
Keebler: ugh, i had too much for lunch. i feel like a blimp.
the_technocrat: you need to release some gas. It's ok, it's natural.
Keebler: i feel a little deflated after that one.
Keebler: i once read a book on helium. i couldnt put it down.
BuddyJ: I know that book. It floated to the top of the NYT Best Seller list.
the_technocrat: so... this line of humor is purely atomic
Prime: well this makes for some good light reading
the_technocrat: hmm?
the_technocrat: aw, you got me
Prime: * zing * what a Bohr.
Keebler: So, do we have backups of the file share? Primesuspect: No, it's RAID5. Keebler: But what if i accidentally hit delete? Primesuspect: Why would you delete something? Keebler: Because I don't need it anymore... and I've done it to the wrong thing in the past. Primesuspect: Don't organize my files. Keebler:...I already did. Primesuspect: {facepalm}
<+TehNomad> Jesus Christ Maya is ****ing dumb sometimes
<+the_technocrat> well they were conquered by a civilization that was equine-mobilized
<+the_technocrat> can't blame them for that
<+the_technocrat> also, you have the lack of immunity to European diseases
<+the_technocrat> but anyway you're a little late to the party
<+the_technocrat> cause I think that's old news
<fatcat> It's the end of the world. Missouri. Ground zero, Jimmy
<tiberiuslazarus> I'm okay with that
<fatcat> yeah I got beer and a lawn chair, I'm good
<shwaip> hah. i found my porn stash on my laptop
<@RyderOCZ> LOL
<shwaip> it was hidden in my F@H dir
<@RyderOCZ> hahahahahaha
<@RyderOCZ> hiding pron from yourself
<shwaip> PROTEINS? MIRITE?
<shwaip> primesuspect
<shwaip> make irc byte
<shwaip> in utterance regions where the utterance lattices are very bushy (indicating the utterance phone detection is not confident), require a higher threshold to say "keyword detection" frame by frame lattice confidence measures based on density. phone confusion based confidence measures for the lattice confidence
<shwaip> hmm
<shwaip> that was probably the wrong paste
<the_tecnocrat> Sun/SPARC is one of those things you never hear about, but apparently refuse to ever go away
<the_tecnocrat> I guess I should say SunOS
<Keebler> like mullets, leather fetishes, syphyllis, and ABBA
<the_tecnocrat> apparently the legacy systems are all on that stuff
Comments
You seem to be under the impression that I meant right now. Monday is tomorrow. You'll live. Stop consulting PC nerds for medical advice.
HAH! I don't want something thats been rode like a carousel, though I bet they could definitely teach me some cool trix.
-airbornflght
All the decent white knuckle rides have worn seats.
-bothered
little nicotine withdrawal TO AMPLIFY THE FACT NINETY SEVEN BAZILLIONTY
EIGHT TIMES</b> <img src="http://www.short-media.com/forum/images/smilies/mean.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Mean">
<b>--Keto</b> on the <a href=http://www.short-media.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9534>joys of quitting smoking</a>.
-Buddy J remarks to prime over Blackhawk's sleep moaning at the LAN.
GHoosdum: Holy crap the rental I got is the most uninspired car of all time
CB Droege: Just a car...
GHoosdum: A car with flaccid handling
GHoosdum: Like driving a walrus
GHoosdum: A dead one
CB Droege: I think that might be much more difficult than you're thinking it would be.
She: How'd I end up on the Oceanic server??? (She's in US)
Me: Because you love Australia
She: Oh, I love australia, but never been...
She: The accent makes my panties wet...
Me: That's ok if you're a girl...
She: lol, I am, why else would I be wearing panties...
Me: Ya never know these days
She: lol, true. How old are you?
Me: 50
She: ... I gotta go, my parents say it's my bedtime...
- Primesuspect to Black Hawk, after pwning him in TF2
-Jokke reminds us that vacuuming can be dangerous.
The problems are twofold: You lost your treasurelode, AND you lose the buoyancy boost that comes from the added helium. Return trips are always FASTER because of the helium, you see.
- Brian's been sucking down helium
BlackHawk: I'm buying helium. That's gonna be the next gold bullion.
Keebler: can i buy helium on the commodities market? maybe it would have a -wait for it- ~lifting~ effect on the market
the_technocrat: I think you're full of hot air
Keebler: but im a gas
the_technocrat: The market's under too much pressure
Keebler: it's going to boyle over
the_technocrat: Keebs, you're a star. Are you looking for some kind of reaction?
Keebler: it was a noble attempt at further humor.
BuddyJ: Keebs is inert.
Keebler: ugh, i had too much for lunch. i feel like a blimp.
the_technocrat: you need to release some gas. It's ok, it's natural.
Keebler: i feel a little deflated after that one.
Keebler: i once read a book on helium. i couldnt put it down.
BuddyJ: I know that book. It floated to the top of the NYT Best Seller list.
the_technocrat: so... this line of humor is purely atomic
Prime: well this makes for some good light reading
the_technocrat: hmm?
the_technocrat: aw, you got me
Prime: * zing * what a Bohr.
CB Droege: That doesn't even mean anything.
"If I ever go blind, it's NOT going to be from using my computer with the lights off."
-Thrax
<[snuffie]> Yep.
Keebler: So, do we have backups of the file share?
Primesuspect: No, it's RAID5.
Keebler: But what if i accidentally hit delete?
Primesuspect: Why would you delete something?
Keebler: Because I don't need it anymore... and I've done it to the wrong thing in the past.
Primesuspect: Don't organize my files.
Keebler: ...I already did.
Primesuspect: {facepalm}
I drank a half a bottle of Gin. It is 5:00 am. Friday.
What am I doing?
Posting. bad idea.
-Crazy Joe speaks Spanglish when text messaging.
<+TehNomad> Jesus Christ Maya is ****ing dumb sometimes
<+the_technocrat> well they were conquered by a civilization that was equine-mobilized
<+the_technocrat> can't blame them for that
<+the_technocrat> also, you have the lack of immunity to European diseases
<+the_technocrat> but anyway you're a little late to the party
<+the_technocrat> cause I think that's old news
<fatcat> It's the end of the world. Missouri. Ground zero, Jimmy
<tiberiuslazarus> I'm okay with that
<fatcat> yeah I got beer and a lawn chair, I'm good
<Drasnor> uhhh....
<Drasnor> Myspace?
(while being body cavity searched at the airport on his way to ICHQ for LAN 2008)
"I'm just gonna go ahead and assume we're like this now...." (AND THEN SMACKS HIM ON THE ASS, HARD.....)
Eggroll wants to weigh his baggage. He says "Do we have anything that weighs about 50 pounds?"
Black Hawk says: "Uhh...... Shwaip?"
<@RyderOCZ> LOL
<shwaip> it was hidden in my F@H dir
<@RyderOCZ> hahahahahaha
<@RyderOCZ> hiding pron from yourself
<shwaip> PROTEINS? MIRITE?
-- StainMeNow, commenting on mondi's Tinkerbell photo
<shwaip> make irc byte
<shwaip> in utterance regions where the utterance lattices are very bushy (indicating the utterance phone detection is not confident), require a higher threshold to say "keyword detection" frame by frame lattice confidence measures based on density. phone confusion based confidence measures for the lattice confidence
<shwaip> hmm
<shwaip> that was probably the wrong paste
<the_tecnocrat> I guess I should say SunOS
<Keebler> like mullets, leather fetishes, syphyllis, and ABBA
<the_tecnocrat> apparently the legacy systems are all on that stuff
Gargoyle during a late-night drinking session at the Icrontic Summer Shindig
Thrax: her.
NiGHTS: "Discussing what to do when you touch your buddy's hand in the chip bowl... Make a move or just play it off like nothing happened?"
primesuspect: "@NiGHTS_ did balls touch? Or just hands...?"
NiGHTS: "@primesuspect how do you eat chips, exactly?"
(4:29:35 PM){drasnor} that card still sounds nice 10 years later
(4 minute later)
(4:32:44 PM){drasnor} even if it does have a little bit of my dad's blood on it
...
(4:33:08 PM){Snark|lappy} Might be the best dot dot dot ever