Icrontic Byte Archive II

Linc

Before I lose all sense of taste and flavor, would you like to try something interesting?

...In terms of alcohol.

- Cannonfodder to Lincoln, at ICNY 2011

Linc

The point is that high ranking officers in the dance military wouldn't be afraid to sing Lady Gaga in front of their friends.

-Canti

Linc

Last time I went over the border for fireworks, like 10 years ago, I remember seeing a fat guy with two hooks for hands rifling through the M-80s. At first I thought, "You're cut off, mister!" But then I thought, well, I guess you can't blow your hands off again.

-lmorchard

primesuspect

The only downside is the technology tends to kill ghosts, the movement of which helps keep harmful space rays from mutating our pies and other baked goods.

-Nullenvoyd

Linc

miraclemans: Anyone had the Noble Rot?
Annes: yes
Lincoln: Is that a venerial disease?
miraclemans: How was it?
Lincoln: "itchy"
miraclemans: -.-

Thrax

<miraclemans> I dislike the idea of pooping with others around. Doesn't seem that unlikely.
<Shwaipnix> there's a difference between dislike and "hold a terrible shit in for 2 hours so i can go poop at home while i yell at my wife to stay out of the bathroom"

Linc

shwaip: in happier, more sexy news, i am wearing a suit
* annes joined the chat room.
shwaip: ohi

primesuspect

"I'm out. This is starting to get into math, and I can't feel my face" - IC Oktoberfest 2012

Linc

Same thing we do everyday, Pinky. Make jokes of an increasingly sexual and off-putting nature, and then hope to God potential employers never find us here.

-Terin

primesuspect

Good times in Icrontic IRC:

Sono: Nothing like a tall glass of almond milk, wearing a maidenform slip and really getting in to my character "LustyArgoianMaid"

primesuspect

More IRC:

Canti: this is how happy i am for you (youtube link)
Drasnor: is it dog? i am not clicking dog
Primesuspect: No, it's not.

..30 seconds go by

Drasnor: it was dog

primesuspect

UPSLynx: "Prime I'm so jelly you got to go to Detroit Grand Prix this weekend"
Prime: "Yeah, it was awesome. I totally became a racing fan this weekend"
Cola: "... That's racist"

Linc

11:55am, @cola has been awake for about 3 minutes.

Lincoln: "You just opened a beer?"
cola: "It says 'breakfast' on it..."

Linc

Gargoyle reports comments by he and shwaip have double-posted
shwaip: "I posted twice, actually"
Gargoyle: "I did too, actually"
Lincoln:

Linc

"I find Detroit both terrifying and beautiful. I want to spend a whole lot more time there."

@midga's take on Detroit

Linc

"You know, I didn't used to get fired from jobs until I moved in here."

@Aaron, referring to ICHQ, after @Ryder asked if he got fired (he didn't, this time).

Linc

CB: Pineapple added for scale.

Myrmidon: It's a good thing the bananas were there for scale on that pineapple, or I'd be totally in the dark!

Linc

Cannonfodder: I'm confused about being a girl at this point.