Icrontic Byte Archive II

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  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited October 2008
    Speaking of Social Media:

    primesuspect: this is why I've spent the last two months immersing myself in SM culture
    primesuspect: because it's the forefront of media
    Keebler: SM is not at the forefront of media; no one talks about that stuff in public
    primesuspect: not in public
    primesuspect: thus the immersion
    Keebler: fetishes like that are still taboo
    primesuspect: ...
    primesuspect: you got me
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited October 2008
    CB: And if you look out your window to your left, you'll see the 'viable plan' thread. A great example of why friends shouldn't try to talk politics on the internet...
    jared^nap: lol
    CB: On your right: the Babe Thread... lets just circle a few times, shall we...
    Colgere: Cb giving a tour?
    CB: heli tour of Icrontic.
    * Colgere chuckles
    CB: It was a short one.
    CB: it found the Babe thread and started hovering.
    Eggroll: where is all the drinking?
    CB: No drinking on the lurkocopter.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited October 2008
    "I got attacked by a dog once because I was lost in the music. I kicked the dog and moved on though."

    -UPSLynx
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited December 2008
    Thrax: I made my oatmeal too dry. bah.

    shwaip: i am sorry your life is so hard
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited December 2008
    Then again, if a board did a 700MHz FSB, I'd buy it even if the slots were shaped like dicks and the PCB was magenta.

    -Thrax
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited December 2008
    [21:08] * mondi (~mondi@c52ad8.667678.d46b95.7bff89) has joined #icrontic
    Keebs|hq: i demand you take my syllogism, snark
    Snark: I'm gonna go wiiiiiith....
    Snark: Dildo?
    Snark: Yes, dildo.
    Keebs|hq: wrong!
    Keebs|hq: the answer was Pufferfish
    Snark: Allow me to explain my logic.
    Snark: An interview is give and take, while a seminar is all give
    Snark: Therefore, as a penis is give and take, the answer is dildo, something that really only gives
    Keebs|hq: or syphallus
    Keebs|hq: that only gives
    Snark: Syphilis
    Snark: :D
    Keebs|hq: shuddup.
    Snark: <3
    shwaip|d2: snark is intimately familiar with syphilis
    Keebs|hq: i put the phallus in syphilis
    Keebs|hq: wait...
    [21:12] mondi: It was obviously the wrong time to rejoin - goodnight everybody
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited January 2009
    "Ya, about that. Uh...it became sentient and I had to kill it. Its one of the things you take on as a risk when doing such things."

    - TiberiusLazarus on what happened to his TF2 map
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited February 2009
    [19:33] Lincoln: apparently im in wikipedia hell
    [19:33] Lincoln: Ctrl+w! ctrl+w!!
    [19:34] * Khaos (~Rob@38cc51.12d61f.75edaa.de0695) has left #icrontic
    [19:34] Lincoln: i didnt mean for him to press it NOW...

    Yup. He did that.
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited February 2009
    Thrax posts a news item on Microsoft's "friendly fellowship" to battle the Conficker worm and:

    Lincoln: a Fellowship of the Worm, you say?
    MiracleMans: You have my bytes.
    Myrmidon: And my inode table!
    Snarkasm: And my safe browsing habits.

    Annes: I love you guys.
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited March 2009
    Linc: http://icrontic.com/news/icrontics-revised-logo
    BuddyJ: It looks like an erect penis wearing a hat
    CB: I think that's the point.
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited April 2009
    We have a truly bilingual membership.

    Preacher: mas0n, quantos anos tienes?
    Blackhawk: how many anuses he has? wtf?1
    mas0n: I'm 25.
    Preacher: yes...how many anuses does Mas0n have? what is wrong with that question

    Preacher: mas0n, you crashing in a tent with the kidlets too?
    mas0n: La Quinta.
    Preacher: your fifth child?
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited June 2009
    SnowWhiteCyanide talking some friendly L4D smack:
    "That's like... it's like if you have Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, and AQUAMAN... _k is Aquaman"
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited June 2009
    "What do I want out of Icrontic? Just to be a part of the community. I hear you guys are some of the coolest on the face of the planet - I might as well be a part of this. Save the world, rescue the princess, and have a few good microbrewed beers along with it."

    -Bandrik introduces himself
  • ThraxThrax 🐌 Austin, TX Icrontian
    edited July 2009
    <drasnor> if an emo cries in the forest and there's no-one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
    <winfrey> no
    <winfrey> it makes a tweet
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited July 2009
    ChrisWhite: Do you guys get Brewery Ommegang beers there near ICHQ?
    Thrax: Yes
    ChrisWhite: <4
    ChrisWhite: Whoa, need to hit the shower, later
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited August 2009
    ardichoke|work: what day does ICOK start?
    annes: ICOK starts when people start showing up and sleeping on the floor
  • ThraxThrax 🐌 Austin, TX Icrontian
    edited August 2009
    <Snarky> Hah
    <Snarky> "Is filesharing over wireless possible?"
    <Snarky> uh wut
    <Thrax|work> You can't send folders over radios, dummy.
    <Thrax|work> Duh.
    <Black_Hawk> The file molecules are too big for wireless transfer.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited August 2009
    <ardichoke> Hokay... qustion about IC Oktoberfest. How late do the festivities normally go til?
    <primesuspect> heh
    <Black_Hawk> lol
    <Black_Hawk> nub
    <tiberiuslazarus> AHAHAHA
    <primesuspect> Is "Tuesday" an acceptable answer?
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited August 2009
    "Icrontic family" takes on a whole new meaning when Preacher's wife unexpectedly signs up as Tigerlily to put their son Rexxar in line:

    Preacher:
    Rex, Here is your chore list:
    1. Buy the sling and tackle for the keg stand
    2. Order the T-shirts for the Wet T-shirt contest. They should say, "I bared my bosom at the Plaisance Ponderosa and all I got was this crappy T-shirt!"
    3. Order the leopard stripe banana hammocks. Make sure you get the right size. Get two for fatcat.
    Oh yeah...Go let the dog out.
    Thanks,
    Dad

    Rexxar:
    Psh Preach couldnt even make me do those things with out getting his butt kicked by Ms. Preacher :P

    Tigerlily:
    Hey Rex, For your information, I helped your father write the chores list, so stop whining and do as we said!
    Love,
    Mom
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited September 2009
    UPSLynx: At taco bell, again reminded of their frigging price increases. Oh well, trying out the .89 gordita thong
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited November 2009
    Annes: "I don't know what happened. All of the money I earned in my 20s went towards flying to Michigan, getting drunk, and buying costumes"
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited May 2010
    Everybody stands back when _k pops a tent.

    Well, most everybody.

    -Gargoyle
  • ThraxThrax 🐌 Austin, TX Icrontian
    edited May 2010
    Nomad: Well, at least you don't need to worry about what to wear, lolz.
    Thrax: It's full-time, in Canada, no contract, etc.
    Nomad: Phone interview = no pants
    Thrax: Right.
    Thrax: But the second interview will require pants.
    Nomad: Or not.
    Nomad: Show them you're different.
    Thrax: True. Perhaps not.
    Nomad: Not bound by corporations or a hemline.
    Thrax: "HELLO, BOYS." /flop
  • ThraxThrax 🐌 Austin, TX Icrontian
    edited May 2010
    <Blackhawk> Communications industry here is even more fucked up than what Thrax's net neutrality article portrays.
    <Thrax> Everyone knows PR isn't *really* the USA.
    <Blackhawk> We sure like to act like it.
    <Thrax> Until it's time to pay taxes like it.
    <Blackhawk> We like to have it both ways.
    <Blackhawk> (that's what she said)
    <Thrax> Bastards.
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited May 2010
    {IC} Rexxar: I know that I was wondering what Doable means lol
    {IC} Lincoln: do-able
    {IC} Rexxar: Doable isn't a word...
    {IC} Rexxar: And if it is that is one strange word.
    {IC} Lincoln: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/doable
    {IC} Lincoln: "able to be done"
    {IC} Rexxar: Well a person doesn't know every single word in the dictionary -.-
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited June 2010
    CB: I just discovered that the font is Verdana, not Veranda. My brain has been doin' it wrong for years.

    CB: Every time I saw that font name, even when selecting it myself, I thought it said Veranda. But in building a new page for my site, I wanted that font, and it wasn't working, so I really looked at it to make sure I spelled it right...

    CB: So wierd.
    CB
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited July 2010
    Canti: peeps need to jump their ass into my easter basket
    Canti: one time i ate one and hiccuped at the same time
    Canti: half an hour later i couldn't stop sneezing until a little white thing came out of my nose
    Canti: thought it was part of my brain at first
    Canti: just marshmallow though
    Canti: i think
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited July 2010
    GHoosdum: I've used Dr. Bronner's soap before. The label is still kept original by the company, even though the founder is long gone. 1 part Dr. Bronner's Almond soap to 3 parts water in a foaming soap pump makes a really good hand soap. Also try the peppermint on your nether regions and WAKE UP immediately. Better than Pepsi Maxxxxx!

    primesuspect:...you put pepsi maxx on your balls?
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited May 2011
    Cola: So I had this dream last night...I was at Epic, but it was in a house that was in orbit around Mars, and there was low gravity so you could jump really far and float around and it was awesome.

    UPSLynx: That's pretty much what Epic is like after you've sampled rocket fuel.
  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian
    edited December 2011
    Basil: Just remember to use the Amazon affiliate link when buying your silicon tubes.
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